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Magic Mirror

MooShop · 2005-06-28 15:16:54

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!"…

28-06-2005 4:16pm

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MooShop

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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.

"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears.

The blonde goes up.

"I think--"

"POOF!

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#2 28-06-2005 4:22pm

Raytown Rocks

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Magic mirror joke #2

Small chested wife says to mirror
" Mirror Mirror on the door make my bust a 44"

Poof , Instant large clevage

Small penis'd Husband see's wife ask the mirror so decide's to go on better.

Mirror Mirror on the door, make my Penis touch the floor

Poof, His legs fell off.

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#3 28-06-2005 4:58pm

Revalco

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Nice 1 chef

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