DNTK2 (son of DNTK)

DeVore

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-=*Were sane in a mad world*=-

VOTE FOR BOARDS.IE IN THE GOLDEN SPIDERS!

Go Here: http://www.spiderawards.com/vote_online.asp
Vote early Vote Often.

We're up against Ireland.com, Online.ie, Ryanair.com
and other big corporate sites (including our own Government
www.irlgov.ie! like ... wtf?)

But if lots of boardsters vote, we might even win.
Pffff yeah. But its worth a shot


See the end of this mail for instructions on
how not to get it any more.
To the person who couldnt follow my mail
when I detailed these instructions out step by step...
YOUR F*CKED. I'M NEVER TAKING YOU OFF AHAAHAHHA. *ahem*


ok, so on with the stuff you dont need to know.


***** NEWS ******

We reorganised (read: Cloud was bored and messed with loads
of stuff). A couple of new boards have come into being including
Food/Drink, Science, Travel/Hols and an entirely new
Classifieds area.
The Science one has taken off with lots of smartey-linux-people
talking about stuff with big words
http://www.boards.ie/cgi-bin/bulletin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number=30

Dont say we didnt warn you.


***** Members *****

Winner of the members page award
(ie: the first one I saw that didnt have Coming Soon
on it) is Lucy_La_Morte's
http://www.boards.ie/members/lucy_la_morte/

She gets...wait for it... NOTHING!
Ok I admit it. I picked it because the cat woman image
is hot. If Lucy turns out to be a pizza guzzling
35 year old comics bookshop owner... I'm relocating.


***** Boards Round up *****

DeV quietens the moshpit, which doesnt please some of the locals.
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum20/HTML/001695.html

Jonesey fights for truth and justice by putting goatsex
on the boards (*boggle*) and DeV hits back.
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum20/HTML/001748.html

Actually thats the funniest thread I've seen in a long
long time on boards so its worth another link
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum20/HTML/001748.html
with pages 2 and 3 just getting funnier...

Toasted muppet is fine for breakfast but for main course
cheating-server-admins is just the ticket
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum20/HTML/001753.html
get out your firebrands, theres a lynch mob a-formin!
You decide. Or just pick fluff out of your navel.

Humanities asks "Are women getting more violent?"
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum15/HTML/000523.html
while Film/Video seem to be looking forward to it...
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum12/HTML/000890.html

China recruits Lara Croft as nuclear scientist, does this
worry anyone else?
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum1/HTML/002000.html
The MOD urgently seeks 14 years olds with RSI...

Ireland's own Nazi Party surfaces
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum15/HTML/000517.html
to fight the power! (presumably they mean the ESB...)

Eircon get it wrong. Again.
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum28/HTML/000050.html
Worrying news for those of us who bought their HISPEED product.

I'm thinking of setting up my own telco.
Here's my first attempt at a logo.
http://indigo.ie/~renraku/eirconLogo.gif


***** Other Stuff *****

Here's a link to the couple of polls we've done lately
http://www.boards.ie/cgi-bin/bulletin/ubbpoll/poll.cgi?action=Index
including the trick poll:Boxes or Baskets.
Boxes obviously... DUH!

New community boards include a number of radio stations
http://www.boards.ie/cgi-bin/community/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro


***** Outsiders *****

(this is a local newsletter for local people, theres
nothing for you here!)

Ever played Everquest? Ever wanted to get banned?
This guy decided to find out how hard it was...
http://www.cslogos.com/jeff/banned.cfm

Perhaps you like getting some excerise instead?
http://www.ambulance-chasers.co.uk/

True fact: if you put "to kill people" on your application
as the reason for joining the US army...
you'll be refused entry!
Here's another way
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_345977.html?menu=news.quirkies

For those of you following the Ireland Offline campaign
I'm glad they havent lost their sense of humour.
http://www.irishtimes.f2s.com/ioffline/ioffline.html
I mean, Bard's pretty evil alright...

Now THIS is a college I wouldnt mind going to
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_345669.html?menu=news.quirkies
I bet they dont miss lectures.


And Finally, if you are going to assault an Embassy,
use something lethal... duh!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_344908.html?menu=news.quirkies


Got beer?

No? Then whip out your phone and complete
the saying "Sorry I'm late the dog ate my..."
and send it to 087 790 3310

The winner will get beer.
I dunno how much. Who cares its free beer right!
Dont over-think this. Probably a few crates at least.

Read this for more details:
http://www.brewcrew.ie/brewcrew/smsdog.htm

We dont care, we get beer for saying nice stuff
about the ever cool www.brewcrew.ie regardless.

www.brewcrew.ie.......They dont suck!

DeVore.
dntk@spinsol.com

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richindub2

Wan the devinator

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*cough*
daves l33t site 0wns j00.

Lucy_la_morte

Is it okay if I'm 34? My mums 34, eats pizza and wanted to run a newsagents.. Is that close enough?

My site is still not finished so technically it should say 'coming soon' on it.

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It's just a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

Lucy la morte.

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeVore:

I mean, Bard's pretty evil alright...
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LOL!

"pld!" ... as they say

/me goes off to play Metallica's AM I EVIL...

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Bard

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First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'

amp

Just love the new logo.

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Lunacy Abounds! GLminesweeper RO><ORS!
"Boxes for show, Baskets for a pro" - [FCA]SyxPak

Kali

just on the voting thing, the thank you page must be one of the most ridiculous ever made:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
We have received and logged your vote. We value your opinion and will take it into account when deciding who the award goes to. Thanks again.</font>

value my opinion? yeah right, if you did you would have added a comment box.

take it into account? no you won't, you'll give the award to the site that gives the most "donations".

still, everyone go vote, takes about 12 seconds max. and we can show them how much of a community boards.ie really has.

Evil Phil

<< *ahem*

DeVore

DOh, yeah I forgot this in the mail (because it was 3am when I was writing it)

Much thanks to AMP for the ASCII art on the logo. You *REALLY* have too much time on your hands man....

DeV.

ps: can you believe I just had someone mail me to tell me DNTK was "dumb and they anted to be removed IMMEDIATELY". I think I can smell their burn flesh from where I am...

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Evil Phil:
<< *ahem*</font>

fine ... so I'm not the only evil one...!

(you should see how red my hand got in Black & White... and I wasn't even particularly trying to be bad!)

Anyway... you're just evil by default 'cos of yer name... ... or something...

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Bard

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First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'