Chat up Lines!!!

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 9:00pm

out of the way I'm being ed-u-ma-cated!

Winters · 01-07-2005 9:01pm

The pineapple one has always worked for me when I used it. Then again, I am amazingly sexy so I'm not surprised.

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 9:02pm

god damn!

Tar.Aldarion · 01-07-2005 9:03pm

LadyJ wrote:

Tar? You wanna take this?

it's a feckin good chatup line

usually works lol

nah i can't explain it,it's like a lot of things you can't put into words that have happened in your life.only in person could it even be badly attempted....ooo that sudoku things on sky one i think ill see whats that about...

Sandals · 01-07-2005 9:06pm

Le Rack wrote:

if in a sporting situation "So, how long you been training?" or in music "So, how long you been playing?" simple and genuine conversation starters

That is the saddest thing I have ever heard, you lik em daddy!

Seriousley though just say

Your butt does not look big in that dress love,

or

Yeah I dont mind ya being fat I have a Kinsgsize shamone

Le Rack · 01-07-2005 9:07pm

that excuse is wors than "I'm washing my hair" Guys come on telllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I'l whinge at you til you do!

Tails · 01-07-2005 10:39pm

My friend wants to know will you sleep with me?

jcoote · 01-07-2005 10:41pm

do u have a boyfriend.. yeas...when u want a man friend gis a bell

muckwarrior · 01-07-2005 10:46pm

Le Rack wrote:

well explain it to me! I'm a randy b!tch anyway so neh...

Ha ha. Le Rack doesn't know about the pineapple!!! :eek:
*Points and laughs*

scuba steve · 01-07-2005 11:09pm

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

Tar.Aldarion · 01-07-2005 11:30pm

muckwarrior wrote:

Ha ha. Le Rack doesn't know about the pineapple!!! :eek:
*Points and laughs*

ah but shes young....she'll get the pineapple speech at 18 like we all did...can't believe they kept such a huge secret so well.

Scraggs · 02-07-2005 12:42am

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

ah but shes young....she'll get the pineapple speech at 18 like we all did...can't believe they kept such a huge secret so well.

i got no pineapple speech...i feel so young ...sigh

[best said in beer garden/smoking area] Nice ****ing weather....want to?

rancheros · 02-07-2005 12:45am

Le Rack wrote:

ah guys come on! pm it if you have to!

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day
long.
* (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you
out of these wet clothes.
* (Press your knee into her) Sorry I kneed you.
* Nice legs...what time do they open?
* Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking
out my package
* You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
* Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?
* I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm
the only one talking to you.
* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
* I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest
woman on earth tonight.
* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
hell outta me.
* I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so
I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name
tag.
* I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
* Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway
the heaven?
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
* Are those real?
* You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
stiffy.
* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,
and even farther for that thing you do with your
tongue.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could
be you by morning.

jcoote · 02-07-2005 12:50am

Great Stuff Rancheros

Scraggs · 02-07-2005 1:01am

-Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
-The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
-That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
-[Look at his shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
-If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
-(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

boxer · 02-07-2005 1:04am

scraggs, rancheroes . ye ar talented

gona use some of them 2moro

Tar.Aldarion · 02-07-2005 1:06am

"If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
haha nice

rancheros · 02-07-2005 1:08am

* (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going
to suck itself.
* You know, if I were you, I'd have s*x with me.
* You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
* F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga
Titsbottom?
* My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking
for me.
* My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
* Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and
talk to you.
* My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
you want to.

OLDYELLAR · 02-07-2005 1:13am

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

haha wanna see reactions when i say that!

i say'oh your a pretty little thing' and work the suave magic from there!

hey I got that used on me last saturday too , you tryina steal my b*tch ladyj?

OLDYELLAR · 02-07-2005 1:15am

Is that a mirror between yer legs , because I can see myself in there

Scraggs · 02-07-2005 1:19am

boxer wrote:

scraggs, rancheroes . ye ar talented

gona use some of them 2moro

aw shux but i cant take any credit alot of these have been used on me others are from my friends...

heres some more..

-Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the diamonds and put it in your eyes?
-**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
-I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
-Is it hot in here or is it just you?
-Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
-You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
-(Lick finger and wipe on their shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes
-Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!

i'm a real sucker for chat up lines btw!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 02-07-2005 1:19am

OLDYELLAR wrote:

hey I got that used on me last saturday too , you tryina steal my b*tch ladyj?

settle ladies *smiles*

OLDYELLAR · 02-07-2005 1:22am

dO You sleep on your belly??

pause

CAN I ?

Tar.Aldarion · 02-07-2005 1:23am

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Is that a mirror between yer legs , because I can see myself in there

how many litres of vodka would make me brave enough to say something like that

OLDYELLAR · 02-07-2005 1:25am

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

how many litres of vodka would make me brave enough to say something like that

A few id say

do ya come here often

Tar.Aldarion · 02-07-2005 1:27am

to some ppl i say 'i'm like a hoff in the sack!!'

rancheros · 02-07-2005 1:29am

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much
have you been>> drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man
on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sx? "No" Why,
don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
go home without me.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think
he went into this cheap motel room.

Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your
Bedrock.

OLDYELLAR · 02-07-2005 1:30am

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

to some ppl i say 'i'm like a hoff in the sack!!'

HOFLMAO

Tar.Aldarion · 02-07-2005 1:39am

from chef-'damn woman! i just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago,but ok'

OFDM · 02-07-2005 6:12pm

LadyJ wrote:

Lol! Ssssshhh!
How about "Would ya like a pineapple?"

I too do not understand this pineapple reference. I have climbed Mount Google but there were no answers at the summit.

A dodgy chat-up line:
"Hey, let's play 'Demolition Man' - here's how it works: I lie down and you blow the fcuk out of me."

Chat up Lines!!!

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