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I mean what the hell??

  • 04-07-2005 4:30pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭


    Well somebody should have thought about that title for a business before they acted!!!

    Knobs and Knockers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭IANOC


    :D

    plenty of that in the u.s. alright


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Theres been a Knobs And Knockers shop for years before the rude connatations(sp?) came about. Its on Nasseu(anoth sp?) St. in dubcity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    "Hi, I'd like a knob please."
    "Certainly sir, you'll need a screw for that! And maybe a couple of nuts."
    "Hmm, while I'm here, could I have a look at your knockers?"
    "These are my finest right here sir!"
    etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Lmao!

    Good stuff.

    "I got this knob yesterday, but its kinda bent, maybe you should take a look at it?"

    "Certinaly sir, hold on one moment while I stack away these knockers."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    "Ah, you clearly haven't been polishing it regularly. There's quite a buildup. Let me shine it for you!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    "Sir my Knob squeaks a bit, while you're looking at it could I tap your knockers?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,603 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    *dies from innuendoitis*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭Blub2k4


    Any of you into photography?
    eh?
    eh?
    eh?

    nudge, nudge, wink, wink, a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    12 = Average age on this thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    joejoem wrote:
    12 = Average age on this thread

    Sorry Mr. Serious


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭D


    What I want to know is what did he type into google to bring that up?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    D wrote:
    What I want to know is what did he type into google to bring that up?
    :eek:

    While in google have a look out for the Two Ronnies plumber sketch, loads of double entrends there.


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