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Two Kerrymen - sorry

  • 04-07-2005 5:19pm
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    joejoem
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    Two Kerry men, Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met a young lady struggling with a bike.
    Are you right there?" says Mick to her.
    "My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help.
    Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her bike", he says, winking.

    "Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.





    About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him, turns to
    see Mick on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him.
    "What are you doing with the bike?" says Joe.
    "Well", says Mike, "I helped your one fix the tyre and when we were done
    she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said that I could have anything I wanted.

    So I grabbed the bike."



    "You cute hoor", says Joe,"Those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway!"


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