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It made me laugh...

  • 09-07-2005 11:17am
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    shellspeare
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    The doctor said, "Joe, the good new is I can cure your headaches. The bad
    new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
    which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates
    one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
    the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
    He had no choice but to go under the knife.
    When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20
    years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
    walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
    He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
    suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Lets see... size 44 long."
    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
    Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
    shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Lets see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!"
    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
    Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
    some new underwear?"
    Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
    The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see.... Size
    36."
    Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
    would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
    one hell of a headache."

    New suit = £400

    New shirt = £36

    New underwear = £6

    Second opinion PRICELESS


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