The first one's the best.

Capt'n Midnight

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Maximilian

Appreciate you trying however, none of these were funny. My sense of humour has just intentionally taken a bath with a live toaster and my eyes are bleeding. Please be more selective.

Oriel

Capt'n Midnight, I'm disappointed.

TerrorFirmer

sinecurea wrote:

Capt'n Midnight, I'm disappointed.

You've let us all down

Basq

Yep... all pretty bad stuff!

And the first one is as old as the hills (no hills in particular)!

LilyMon

I can't view them ( page is blocked by our web filter
damn work policies.....

Linoge

They were utter crap. The 4th one was remotely funny.

Capt'n Midnight

Ok back to these...

What did Tarzan say as he walked by the elephants who were all wearing pink sweaters?
-- They must all be on the same team.

Capt'n Midnight

Q: How can you tell if 2 elephants are in your fridge?
A: You can hear them whispering.

Einstein

however...they were much batter than the elephant jokes

Capt'n Midnight

A woman went to see a psychiatrist and complained, "Doctor, my husband thinks he's a magician."
"What's so bad about that?" the shrink asked.
"We're being sued. A week ago my husband shoved a girl into a trunk and sawed it in half."
"The girl's family is suing you?" the psychiatrist asked.
"No, the circus," the woman replied. "The elephant bled to death."

Linoge

Capt'n Midnight. You've totally redeemed yourself. Waaaahhh???