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Newpaper Ads

  • 12-07-2005 10:42pm
    #1
    skittishkitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭


    These were actual Newpaper Ads!



    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

    FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out a while..better be a
    reward.

    CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

    GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

    (AND THE BEST ONE)
    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
    45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed,
    got married last month. Wife knows everything.

    ~


Comments

  • #2
    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Ha ha, good stuff, I want a german speaking dog. :)


  • #3
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
    45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer No longer needed,
    got married last month. Wife knows everything.

    Brilliant!


  • #4
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,603 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    skittishkitten wrote:
    These were actual Newpaper Ads!
    Riiiiight


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