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Sex in GTA SA - Hot Coffee [Do not post images]

jaggeh · 2005-07-11 13:36:48

http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/11/175206&tid=10 rockstar are apparently getting into trouble over code they left in the game. a guy has made a mod to allow players to control CJ while having 'coffe' everythin in the mod is already in the game, only 1 file is added with this mod, unlocking the hidden…

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11-07-2005 2:36pm

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http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/06/11/175206&tid=10

rockstar are apparently getting into trouble over code they left in the game. a guy has made a mod to allow players to control CJ while having 'coffe'
everythin in the mod is already in the game, only 1 file is added with this mod, unlocking the hidden content.
its a rythm minigame where you have to keep the excitement up :P

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#2 11-07-2005 2:44pm
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Yup, nothing I like seeing more than a bunch of polygons bumpin' uglies.

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#3 11-07-2005 3:46pm
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The girlfriends are the most boring part of the game tbh. Even with "Hot Coffee".

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#4 11-07-2005 5:59pm
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Anyone got screenies to it

http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/8683/Grand-Theft-Auto-San-Andreas-XXX/

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#5 11-07-2005 8:15pm
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the game is already 18s dont see the harm in this really, guess they must have been afraid of getting banned altogether

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#6 11-07-2005 10:45pm
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bazH wrote:

Anyone got screenies to it

I would... but eh.. how do you take screenies in GTA:SA[PC]?
I've only been using the camera... and always forget to try'n paste what I've print-screened.

It's pretty crap tbh... nothing to get excited over.
And tbh, if they're worried about some kid unlocking these (NOT) shocking scenes using a crack from the web, then uh... well let's face it - there's a lot worse to be seen on the web than some low poly pink thing resembling a woman.

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#7 11-07-2005 11:04pm
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DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

I would... but eh.. how do you take screenies in GTA:SA[PC]?
I've only been using the camera... and always forget to try'n paste what I've print-screened.

Press the print screen use the switch program quick keys, past and save into Paint Shop Pro or whatever.

BUT don't post them here!

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#8 11-07-2005 11:59pm
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pm me links if you do take screenies please this will be a laugh...

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#9 12-07-2005 12:30am
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monument wrote:

BUT don't post them here!

Seriously, these are very tame... but as you wish.

BlitzKrieg wrote:

pm me links if you do take screenies please this will be a laugh...

PM sent.

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#10 12-07-2005 12:37am
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DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Seriously, these are very tame... but as you wish.

I seen them weeks ago (vie the Guardian's Gamesblog), but I'm not the one that made the no porn on board.ie rule. Yes, this is a 'I don't make the rules' reply.

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#11 12-07-2005 12:40am
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oh dear god its crazy...there's an excitement meter and a rhytm game to play...thats just bizarre, reminds me of all those cheap hentai dating games...hahaa

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#12 12-07-2005 12:53am
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monument wrote:

I'm not the one that made the no porn on board.ie rule.

Yeah no worries, I just think my definition of porn is a tad different to boards.ie's and that of its subsidiaries.

Pornography:
n - 1 # Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

Personally my take on it is that its primary purpose was for comedy value... and you'd want to have your head examined if you're turned on by this!
But whatever you're in to monument. o_O

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#13 12-07-2005 1:10am
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DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Yeah no worries, I just think my definition of porn is a tad different to boards.ie's and that of its subsidiaries.

Personally my take on it is that its primary purpose was for comedy value... and you'd want to have your head examined if you're turned on by this!
But whatever you're in to monument. o_O

DonkeyStyle,

Enough said, but...

pornography
noun (INFORMAL porn) DISAPPROVING
books, magazines, films, etc. with no artistic value which describe or show sexual acts or naked people in a way that is intended to be sexually exciting but would be considered unpleasant or offensive by many people:

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/

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#14 12-07-2005 1:19am
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Right, then it comes down to wheather these scenes have "artistic value".

art
the making of objects, images, music, etc. that are beautiful or that express feelings

And from here it gets pretty subjective... one interpretation over another.
Personally I wept at the beauty of this happy union. (:rolleyes:)

/me gets out his axe and splits some hairs

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#15 12-07-2005 1:27am
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Ok, DonkeyStyle we'll get back on topic now...

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#16 12-07-2005 11:44am
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Saw this a while ago on gtaforums.com, it looks pretty innocous to me and it's not something I'd be bothered by but I think it's setting a bad precedent. There could be people out there who would decide they're ok with the computerised violence but they may be opposed to the simulated sex scenes but not realise that it's being included on their discs. Even though it is locked out, I think people should be fully informed of what is on the disc they're buying so they can make an informed choice.

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#17 12-07-2005 4:55pm
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stevenmu wrote:

Even though it is locked out, I think people should be fully informed of what is on the disc they're buying so they can make an informed choice.

The cover already warns of, amongst other things, "Strong Sexual Content". Should it have to list exactly what appears in the game? Should a film have to warn you what body parts are exposed in it?

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#18 12-07-2005 5:18pm
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MrPinK wrote:

The cover already warns of, amongst other things, "Strong Sexual Content". Should it have to list exactly what appears in the game? Should a film have to warn you what body parts are exposed in it?

No, but it would help pick out the good ones

I hadn't realised it said that on the cover, I never bothered looking at it knowing full well what to expect from GTA. Once they make sure they put in something like that, I'm ok with it.

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#19 12-07-2005 5:48pm
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it all boils down to worried parents 'my kids are playing this game, oh my god, it has sex and violence i better get this stopped' the problem isnt the second half of the sentence thats for sure the problem is 'my kids are playing this game'. it always leads back to the lazy parent, they let the entertainment industry raise their kids for them.

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#20 12-07-2005 11:17pm
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http://news.com.com/ESRB+to+investigate+San+Andreas+sex+minigames/2100-1043_3-5780374.html

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#21 12-07-2005 11:19pm
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Have they nothing better to do with their time? FFS.

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#22 12-07-2005 11:41pm
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Whats next, nintendo getting done for seedy Zelda fan fiction?

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#23 13-07-2005 12:28am
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Yeah I activated the Hot Coffee mod...nothing really interesting.

I would prefer to make love not war....then again its America after all!!!

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#24 13-07-2005 10:00am
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beaten to the punch
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=277688

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#25 13-07-2005 10:06am
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speaking of yanks spewing nonsense: LAN parties == 0rgies

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#26 13-07-2005 10:23am
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Wonder will **** like this cause pc game developers to get twitchy about mods

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#27 13-07-2005 11:24am
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In relation to the lan parties == orgies:

Is it just me or that quote "Spray and prey" is that not meant to be "Spray and Pray" as in let loose with your gun and pray to your god that you kill an opponent??

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#28 13-07-2005 12:01pm
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Does this whole thing remind anyone else of the southpark episode "fun with weapons"?

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#29 13-07-2005 12:39pm
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lan parties: the only orgy most geeks will ever get invited to!

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#30 13-07-2005 2:12pm
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seeing as the cover of the game has a woman with her tits in yo' face then i think they need to upgrade their intelligence network... "Hidden Explicit content"?????????

tards

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#31 13-07-2005 8:16pm
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vibe666 wrote:

lan parties: the only orgy most geeks will ever get invited to!

hey i'm nearly offended by that!

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