The snake.

Flukey

Mick and Paddy have been in the pub all day and are fairly well on. Mick goes to the toilet. A few moments later he returns but has neglected to pull up his fly and his dick is hanging out of his trousers. He sits back down beside Paddy. A few moments later Paddy happens to glance down and notice.

"Mick, there is a snake crawling up your leg!" says Paddy.

Terrified Mick says "What do I do, what do I do?"

"Stay still, don't move a muscle, I'll deal with him," Paddy answers.

He picks up one of the empty bottles nearby and smashes it on the bar. He slowly raises it and then with as much force as he can muster, he hits the offending item.

Mick screams with pain and then shouts "Hit him again, he's after biting me!"

qz

Funny, but cruel :mad:

drdre

thats a good one.:D

TerrorFirmer

Hahahaha....the image of ones penis being skewered by a glass bottle....

:eek:

de5p0i1er

qz wrote:

Funny, but cruel :mad:

That says it all.