Boy hangs himself over a playstation

evad_lhorg

danniemcq wrote:

why what/who was killed by the Gamecube???

a couple of weeks back some 18 year old smothered and crushed his son cause he interupted him playin his new true crime game for the game cube and the mirror had an article about it and basically saying that it was cause of the dad being addicted to gamecube.





this is an hilarious thread! im waiting for the sap to come in and say "dont be so insensitive" or "get back on topic". whos it gonna be? you? ....YOU?,,,,

jaggeh

oh and if you want to go really retro theres the super controller for the colecovision


can be used as a knuckle duster and then theres the joystick bit for easy eye removals

<edit> the more i look at this picture the more i come to the conclusion that it was designed around the concept of punch people in the face without hurting your hand.

flogen

If you're gonna go with handhelds someone should really consider the Gamegear or Lynx

Deadwing

i wonder if you could slam a cd cover on someones head, like you would slam someones head in a car door..you know, just pop open a ps1/DC/saturn cd tray, inset victims head, and slam away to your hearts content. youd never get someones head in the GC tray to, so it loses points for that

Roar

Don't be so insensitive.. get back on topic

Btw a playstation multi tap full of joy pads being swung around your head would do some damage

jaggeh

gamegear and lynx werent that well put together, you would get 2 maybe 3 strikes on someones skull before it broke apart.

Deadwing

wow..imagine giving someone a headbutt with a virtual boy on.... :eek:

danniemcq

gettin back to the present day you could tie his legs to an Xbox and thrown him off a bridge.

and according to Sleepy's law i must now say...


"roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge. hee hee hee hee"

sprinkles

not sure the disk trays would stand up to the head beatings that are required in this brutally cruel amusment arcade. But I like you lateral thinking. Perhaps you could store razor eged discs in them to be thrown at your opponent. Sharpen up the edge of the good old school titles that no longer provide you with any amusement and get one last thrill out of them as they saw deep into the flesh of the console waving lunatic in your path.

madrab

guys guys guys

we are all forgetting the greatest weapon ever made

the x-box original controller, okay its sooo big that it would take about 3 people to throw it but the amount of collateral damage caused when it lands...KABOOOM take that bahumat!

sprinkles

2 mins work so its shoddy. Please add more to him.

jaggeh

Deadwing wrote:

wow..imagine giving someone a headbutt with a virtual boy on.... :eek:

yeah if you wanted to take your own eyes out, you could take the steel tripod from the VBoy and use it to stab people

Retr0gamer

Imagine how cool you would look in a fight wielding two Gamecubes (controllers optional) and a virtual boy strapped to your head like some kind of infra red night vision. Cooler than the MGS ninja I thinks. Big Bully Bob down the local disco is going to get it this weekend after flushing my head in the toilet every weekend.

Someone mentioned the Saturn. Unfortunately it's chunky but hollow.

How about an arcade machine as a weapon. If you can swing an xbox around then an arcade machine would be no problem.

Deadwing

okay okay so how about this for a full suit of armour:

Head:Virtual boy
Chest: Xbox (great protection from bullets)
Arms: Game boys (sellotape them around your arms)
Hands: dual weild gamecubes
Crotch: Xbox controller
Aux weapons: gamecube discs as throwing stars, 2nd xbox controller as a flail

Oh and an atari 2600 to cover your arse.
:EDIT:
wait were forgetting the biggest, baddest, heaviest home computer ever..the atari ST. One swipe with that and youd take anyone down

madrab

my bad attempt

sprinkles

bad attempt indeed

I like the head though.

Not sure if the xbox on the chest would help rather than hinder. Its far too heavy. I carried mine from henry st to my flat on thomas street last year and I nearly need a saint bernard to resue me. Painfully heavy.

koneko

How about taping one of those Gamecube chainsaw controllers to your arm.

It's a controller *and* you could look like Ash.

madrab

koneko wrote:

How about taping one of those Gamecube chainsaw controllers to your arm.

It's a controller *and* you could look like Ash.

how about strapping a real chainsaw to your hand and then sticking a gamecube to it? now you are ash and you look like your playing a gamecube?

Retr0gamer

Deadwing wrote:

Chest: Xbox (great protection from bullets)

ROFL especially since it's true. (For anyone interested, there was a story that some shot his friends xbox with a .45 to annoy him. The xbox survived)

koneko wrote:

How about taping one of those Gamecube chainsaw controllers to your arm.

You are a genius.

I was thinking that the hand would be left quite open. How about using nintendo powergloves as gauntlets?

madrab

and as a ranged weapon, the new ps3 boomerang...sorry i mean controller

jaggeh

omg i cant beleive i overlooked the superscope this thing is sheer club material.

Deadwing

I wonde rif one of the old nes light guns would be of any use? sure it doesnt shoot anything but you could maybe blind someone with a concentrated red beam of light?

flogen

I'd say:
Virtual Boy on head,
xbox on chest,
GC in left hand
Amiga500 (or c64) powerblock in right hand
A number of projectiles (GC discs, wavebird controllers)
Some items on belt, like singstar mics, for light but fast swinging action.
Maybe a NES bazooka on the back too.

(oh and an xbox live headset which you use to issue commands to rob the robot, who is laden with high explosives)

jaggeh

Deadwing wrote:

I wonde rif one of the old nes light guns would be of any use? sure it doesnt shoot anything but you could maybe blind someone with a concentrated red beam of light?

nah they used IR, wouldnt do anything. good as a light throwable tho.

sprinkles

Of course the secret weapon......weapon X.......the revolution controller. You shall be unstopable.!

Roar

a couple of eye toys strapped to your belt for grenades...

Deadwing

maybe put eye toys on the front of the virtual boy! that would look sweet..like big eyes sticking out of it :eek:

dearg_doom

UMD's for ninja-stars, and DS games as spidey-trackers

evad_lhorg

nah gamecube discs would be better shurikens. just have to cut them a bit

koneko

Retr0gamer wrote:

You are a genius.

I was thinking that the hand would be left quite open. How about using nintendo powergloves as gauntlets?

I love the power glove, it's so bad

I think this plan is coming together quite nicely.