Old man on bench

Mr.Nice Guy

Here's an oldie but a goodie:

A young man is jogging through a park when he sees an old man sitting
on a bench sobbing. Concerned, he stops by the bench. "Is there
anything I can do for you, sir?"

The old man looks up through teary eyes and between sobs and says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago . She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."

The puzzled young man stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are you crying?"

The old man looks up and says, "Because I can't remember where I live!"

StupidLikeAFox

thats off a haagen-daz ad iirc