potential boyfriend questionnare

Femelade

tman wrote:

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? - with you? - maybe- if u pass the test

Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? - i guess - elaborate please!

Do you recycle? - yep (turn the johnny inside out after you've used it ) - euh!


Would you eat a white pudding raw? - sounds like a bet! - i'll give you a tenner!

he he

jor el

Are you insane? If you were the only sane person in an insane world, then people would think you were the insane one. So, eh, maybe.

Do you have a job? Yes

Can you make a nice cup of tea? Everyone takes milk and two sugars, so yes.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? Depends on the info, but yes

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionnaire? No, but now I might

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? Don't care about football so yes to that. Depends on the beer though, Budwiser yes, Guinness no.

Have you ever stalked anyone? If she finds out, yes. If not, no.


Are you going to hit me? Ever? If you're into that sort of thing, kinky eh?
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. Yeah, why not. If you were spouting rubbish I may not listen though.
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. Why? Are they fine? No harm in looking anyway Couldn't be with a clingy insecure girl anyway.
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) Suppose.
Will you allow me do my own thing? Why wouldn't I, unless you're own thing involves human faeces?
Will you be unpredictiple? If I told you it wouldn't be very unpredictable now would it?
Will you give me my own space? Again yes.
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? Am I paying for the call are or are you?
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? No
Are you a stoner? No, but I do enjoy the odd joint.
Promise me you will just be a stoner? As opposed to?
Do you find farts/burps funny? Duh, stupid question. Of course.
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? What a good idea.
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? Eh?

As for "Does my bum look big in this?", there is no right answer. The reason she asks is because she thinks it does (or actually does). If you say no then you are a liar. If you say yes you are insensitive. So is being a caring liar or insensitive but honest better?

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? Whenever it happens, you can't expect sex like it's dispensed from a vending machine. Though that would be a interesting machine.
Do you know how to use a washing machine? Of course, number 4 on every washing machine is the one you want.
are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? Do your feet stink?
Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? Nah
Do you recycle? Yes
Are you polite to strangers? Yes, but if they don't reciprocate then that's the end of them :mad:
Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? That's a lot of talkin'
Do you have a sense of adventure? Oh yeah.
Can you cook? (Beyond pasta and omelettes) I don't like omelette, Chinese or Thai is good.
Have you ever killed anyone? No
Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? What, like tieing you to the bed, covering you in treacle and sticking my lad up <censored>? No. That's where unpredictable comes in.
Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood Genius? Loudmouth dub?
Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? I don't believe in organised religion.
Would you eat a white pudding raw? Wouldn't eat it cooked so no.

I do love these pointless questionnaires on a lazy Friday afternoon.

joejoem

jor el wrote:

I do love these pointless questionnaires on a lazy Friday afternoon.

Very well filled out too I have to say, funny

Kiera

jor el wrote:

I do love these pointless questionnaires on a lazy Friday afternoon.

Very funny!!! Why cant i find a guy like him???

Femelade

well i think since i started this thread, i should have first dibs on any male who fills out the questionaire to my likeness. should he wish to co-operate in a full inspection of course (lets call it The Physical.....or Round 2)

Kiera

I’m prepared to fight you for him .

ionapaul

Or even better, you two choose a guy and then have to fight over him...jello wrestling of course. Nuthing better than a good cat fight, right...?

Femelade

okay i want......cornbb, tman, jor el and.......ionapaul.

come on girl, lets fight!

SparkyLarks

Are you insane? No, and I have discharge papers proving it

Do you have a job? Yes

Can you make a nice cup of tea? Yes, indeed.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?
I have the ability to retain information for weeks even years. Of course that assumes the infor goes in the first place which is not always the case

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionnaire? No that would take out all the fun.

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? Depends on hat you want to do. Not to go shopping, for most other thing I probably could be pursuaded to

Have you ever stalked anyone? It wasn;t so much stalking as a hilarious case of mistaken identity


Are you going to hit me? Ever? Well if I'm hit first maybe. I believe in equal rights. Though I don't hit guys either so probably not

Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. I'm not sure what a troth is. Will I enjoy jumping down it?

Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. fine I'll keep my eyes closed. I'll have to identify them by touch though.

Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) . Can;t say that. If I'd get opn with him irrespective of you yes. Does he like beer if yes the I probably will

Will you allow me do my own thing? I though the whole point was that you'd do me. I'd hope you don't need to do you thing to get there. is your thing electronic or manual

Will you be unpredictiple? Not if your expecting me to be. If you not maybe

Will you give me my own space? Ya it would be somewher between my left and right arm

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? No I'd just hang up. Dam reception

Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? No

Are you a stoner? I used to be into rocks alright now closed I get is whe I skim stones

Do you find farts/burps funny? Funny ones yes. Unfunny ones no

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? have many of you exes done this. I stopped that about the smae time I found out there wew no girl germs

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? Getting sick is a waste of food so definately not

"Does my bum look big in this?" Answer, That's a loaded question, do you really want an honest answer?? you do Ok No it looks quite sexy actually.

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? Low 20's??. That said I expect to win the lotto too.

Do you know how to use a washing machine? Of course, number 4 on every washing machine is the one you want.( he's right)

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? Not for an omnibus edition

Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? Not a bit, unless being frendly wityh them still counts. One is an actress and occasionally in plays

Do you recycle? Yes
Are you polite to strangers? Yes,

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? Oh yes as long as you can handle it

Do you have a sense of adventure? I have a bull whip leather jacket and hat.Spent last summer racing against Nazi's looking for the Ark o the covonent. does that count

Can you cook? (Beyond pasta and omelettes)Yip. Chicken tonight is the most amazing thing ever. I take offense at the dissing of omlettes . I make the most amazing omlettes. Not a huge cookery fan though, prefer baking, much nicer end products

Have you ever killed anyone? No

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? No letting you find them out makes it much more intresting

Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood Genius? Both

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? I'm still trying to convert myself.

Would you eat a white pudding raw? Why when you can put it into a toasted chite pudding chicken lettuce and mayo sandwich in about 5 minutes
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Kiera

Right i'll tell you what. You can have them all but joejoem and jor!!! How you like them apples????

Kiera

right i bagsy Sparky too

Femelade

no jor is mine and i just decided i want joejoem too.
so when will this fight take place beeatch!!!!

Kiera

It better be quick HO, i'm off home now!!
And NO Jor and Joe are both MINE!!!!!!!

Femelade

wanna bet?
maybe we should ask them?

The Sweeper

Or you could take it offline? Or PM them? Or put a forums request up for a flirting dating board? Or go and join HOLL and chat about your frustrations there?

God I remember the rare auld times, when boards were only interested in boobies if they were spelled with ones and zeros....

jor el

Kiera wrote:

Very funny!!! Why cant i find a guy like him???

Eh hello, I'm right here <knocks on head>

Anyway form an orderly queue ladies, there's plenty o' jor el to go round.

Hmmm, no PMs yet though:( And I missed all the fun by going home early and heading out to the GGs. Oh well, 2 in the morning and I've far too much Bulmers in me right now to type properly, so I'm off to bed.

jor el

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

God I remember the rare auld times, when boards were only interested in boobies if they were spelled with ones and zeros....

You mean like 10100010010010101111000 or 5318008 or 0101 0011 0001 1000 0000 0000 1000 if 5318008 was in hexadecimal representation?

joejoem

Femmy wrote:

no jor is mine and i just decided i want joejoem too.
so when will this fight take place beeatch!!!!

Kiera wrote:

It better be quick HO, i'm off home now!!
And NO Jor and Joe are both MINE!!!!!!!

No body loves me

Femelade

he he...its all good natured, dont ya know!

joejoem

Oh yeah? So you talk the talk but you dont walk the walk...... Ive seen your type before!

Femelade

hey, i'll walk the walk!!!

joejoem

Are you insane? Insanely Handsome!

Do you have a job? Yes

Can you make a nice cup of tea? yes, if you only saw the size of my cup you would know how much I love tea.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? As long as its not "Now wait till I tell you, marys sisters friend thats having surgery on her toe in september, I met her once in town I think it was Sinnots, or maybe Marks and Spencers but anyway she was wearing a blue dress and I remember thinking what a whinge, she just wouldnt stop talking about her shoes, now I bought a pair of shoes that day.......Are you listening????? What did I just say?"

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionnaire? No, but Ive given her other tests.


Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? Im not a big football watcher so Yes, beer on a weeknight yes but If I want a night out with my homies, no! Its nothing personal I just like my own space, its not like Im going on the pull.


Have you ever stalked anyone? no, I wanted to once though, I was about 12, guy hormones are mental at that stage, anyway the point is Pamela helped me out and the urge faded.


Are you going to hit me? Ever? Dont be stupid, no.


Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. As long as you havent fúcked me over. I work on a one strike and your out rule.



Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. Ah shutup would you? Why do girls ask such mongo questions

Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) Yeah I suppose, but the thing to remember is your mates are your mates and mine are mine, we will all get along together but lets leave it at that. Otherwise when it comes to break up time it gets messy

Will you allow me do my own thing? Oh god yes, I cant stand it when everything has to be done together. We both need space! And dont be texting me every three seconds to ask "Whatcha doin?" AND!!!! if I dont reply dont leave me 6 messages and 15 texts "Im worried, its been 23 minutes since I heard from you"


Will you be unpredictiple? Allways

Will you give me my own space? I think I have covered this but yeah, and you should do the same for me

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? As long as its not constantly, and if im in a bad mood that doesnt count because I will hang up


Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? Man United since I was ickle but I still dont really have a clue

Are you a stoner? No, but I do enjoy the odd joint.

Promise me you will just be a stoner? ok, but isnt this a bit heavy for a first date?


Do you find farts/burps funny? Well I am a man! But mostly it depends on the situation, burps are outdated

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? No, whre is this coming from? Im not sure this date is going to well, are we nearly done? When does the fondleing start?

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? Yes, repeatedly, I love it!


How many times a week do you expect to have sex? The way I do it, I wont have to ask.


Do you know how to use a washing machine? Monkey see, monkey do. Of course I do! You put the dishes in the whole, throw in some fairy liquid and a bucket of water right? Seriously, yes I do, doesnt everyone?


are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? No


Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? No

Do you recycle? Yes


Are you polite to strangers? Yes, as long as they are nice back and dont look like they want to rob me or steal from me

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long?
On the phone o, in person yeah

Do you have a sense of adventure? If you only knew me!


Can you cook? (Beyond pasta and omelettes) Yeah, I like to cook, hate to wash up though.

Have you ever killed anyone? No

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? Not right now, no.


Brendan O'Carroll - Loudmouth dub, but can be hilarious sometimes

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? Im not sure which religion I belive in, I just belive in a higher level of existance, too long to go into now!

Would you eat a white pudding raw? No, would you eat mine?

Jesus this took ages to fill out!

Femelade

well done joe
that was very entertaining
will u be my boyfriend so?
will ya?
ha?

joejoem

Femmy wrote:

well done joe
that was very entertaining
will u be my boyfriend so?
will ya?
ha?

I dunno, Im gonna have to do out a questionare and then a physical. Can I get an age so I dont get arrested?

Femelade

25
i have to do a questionnaire? and a physical?

joejoem

Wel you can do the questionare yourself, Ill do the physical!

25 eh? You have to tell me how you came up with that handle/name?

Naos

Are you insane? No..

Do you have a job? Indeed. Golddigger

Can you make a nice cup of tea? I can, although I dont drink tea.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

Ive made it this far in life..

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? no

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? Yup

Have you ever stalked anyone? Nope


Are you going to hit me? Ever? Never bar life or death situation.
Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath? Of course but will practise selective hearing
Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. Sure thing Moses.
Will you get on with my best mate (its a guy) If hes gay no problem, otherwise he wants you.
Will you allow me do my own thing? Of course.
Will you be unpredictiple? The irony in that..
Will you give me my own space? In space no one can hear you scream, so Yes.
Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? I refer you to the previous question "Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath?". Works both ways.
Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? Although neither, I would choose ManU to annoy mother and brother.
Are you a stoner? Meh, not anymore.
Promise me you will just be a stoner? But i thought you wanted unpredictiblity?
Do you find farts/burps funny? Depends on the situation.
And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? No, I dont think so..
Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? Of course, Ive never gotten sick due to motion sickness etc.
Does my bum look big in this? Tricky. Possible answer, You might look better in your cute red skirt.. Then a few days later ask you to come jogging with me.

Femelade

Ok joejoem, here we go, i answered the questions:

Are you insane? insanely pretty

Do you have a job? i do

Can you make a nice cup of tea? yes, i too have a large cup for my tea

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? i do, so long as its not about stoopid things like football/cars/computers

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? i will indeed


Have you ever stalked anyone? yes, but it was only a bit of fun, he didnt see it that way though..cant go within 100yrds of him now.


Are you going to hit me? Ever? only in self defence


Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath. depends on what ur saying



Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. i'll look but wont touch


Will you allow me do my own thing? yeah, i'll only txt u twice per hour...just to see how u are


Will you be unpredictiple? dunno..

Will you give me my own space? how much are we talking there, just so long as u dont go out of coverage

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? nah, i was probably blabbing away anyway


Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? neither

Are you a stoner? no

Promise me you will just be a stoner? ok

Do you find farts/burps funny? no, i'm a girl (ok some are funny)

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? do u want me to put spiders in your hair?

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? whats the g - force?

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? according to u, it'll be up to u (joejoem)


Do you know how to use a washing machine? yes i certainly do

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? no way, me no like feet



Do you recycle? yes


Are you polite to strangers? yeah i guess

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long?
in person , yeah

Do you have a sense of adventure? yip

Can you cook? (Beyond pasta and omelettes) a bit yeah, u can cook though..i'll wash up

Have you ever killed anyone? dont think so

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? not till i know u better


Brendan O'Carroll - small and bald

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? no, couldnt be arsed

Would you eat a white pudding raw? euh!

ready for my physical......

DawnMc

Question:
Do you seem really nice at the start then let a girl fall for you then turn into a bastard of worldly proportions?

DawnMc

kstanl wrote:

And for the women:

Are you fussy? Y or N

Do you give good head? Y or N

Can you cook? Y or N

That is all.

Yes

DawnMc

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

My imaginary friend George doesn't think so.



I do volunteer work. I volunteer to stay in bed and not work.



Ah, a trick question. Very good! But everyone knows that the women make the tea.



No, but if it ain't written on my underwear it's not important.



No, but I have made a potential girlfriend run up Carrantuohill naked in under 60 minutes. She did it in 63. So long tuts!



If I had to choose to put one of you on a boat to the Arctic, then yes I would put you before beer and football.



It's only stalking if she knows you're watching her.

I'm all yours ladies.

I like the sounds of you
Am I insane?

DawnMc

cornbb wrote:

Questions for the ladies:

Are you irrational/nuts/psycho? yes but I think thats ccuuttee!!!
Do you nag? No
Do you mind if we watch South Park in bed instead of going out? If you change South Park to Family Guy then surely theres never a need to go out?
Do you mind if I smoke? No
Do you mind if I get stoned?No
Can you give me space if I need it? Off with ya
Will you freak out if more than 10 minutes passes before I text/email you back? Yes because I like prompt replies
Are you capable of humour? Yes. I'm hilarious.
Do you look good in my undies? Probably

Femelade

did i fill this one out already???

ah well i'll do it again

Are you irrational/nuts/psycho? yes
Do you nag? sometimes
Do you mind if we watch South Park in bed instead of going out? of course i mind
Do you mind if I smoke? No
Do you mind if I get stoned?No
Can you give me space if I need it? like i said, stay in coverage
Will you freak out if more than 10 minutes passes before I text/email you back? yes i certainly will
Are you capable of humour? Yes.
Do you look good in my undies? i do


oh and yes dawn, u are insane....but arent we all?

arbeitsscheuer

Are you insane? Yes

Do you have a job? No

Can you make a nice cup of tea? Yes

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? Sorry, what was that? No

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? No

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? Well, I've never met you, but... Yes

Have you ever stalked anyone? As long as there are absolutely no follow-up questions... No

Femelade

hey ^ yeah you! there are plenty more questions to be answered, so go on...dont be shy

arbeitsscheuer

Yeah, but I only just discovered this thread an I can't be arsed flickin thru all the pages so... You're curiosity shall have to remain unsatisfied.

Femelade

all the questions are repeated on this page a few posts up^

ah go on....u know u wanna...

scojones

Are you insane? No, are you?

Do you have a job? i do

Can you make a nice cup of tea? Yes

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? Of course
Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? No chance.

Have you ever stalked anyone? Nope

Are you going to hit me? Ever? Never.

Will you let me talk before jumping down my troath? Depends on what you're sayin


Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates. No harm in looking at them


Will you allow me do my own thing? Will you allow me the same?


Will you be unpredictiple? yes

Will you give me my own space? whenver you need it.

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? nah - I do that all the time


Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? UNITED!

Are you a stoner? no

Promise me you will just be a stoner? I'm not a stoner

Do you find farts/burps funny? Depends, does it smell?

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? No, I'll put butterflies in your face though.

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? You better believe it


How many times a week do you expect to have sex? 3 or 4 times a week
Do you know how to use a washing machine? No
are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? Sure
Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? Nope
Do you recycle? Passionately
Are you polite to strangers? Sure
Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? Yes, ever hear of Bill Hicks.....
Do you have a sense of adventure? Definately
Can you cook? (Beyond pasta and omelettes) I'm an excellent cook, you can't touch the frying pan when I'm cooking though
Have you ever killed anyone? Not directly
Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? meh
Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood Genius? He's a laugh
Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? No
Would you eat a white pudding raw? Yep

arbeitsscheuer

ah all right then. It's not as if I'm busy or anythin.

Are you going to hit me? Ever? No. You'd kick my ass anyway, whoever you are (if you saw me, ya'd know)

Will you let me talk before jumping down my throat? Yeah... Unless you're sayin somethin bang out of order. I'll interrupt if needs dictate that I must...

Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates? Amen to that. Been stung that way twice.

Will you allow me do my own thing? of course. Provided the same courtesy is given to me, obviously...

Will you be unpredictiple? Maybe, maybe not. You'll just have to find out.

Will you give me my own space? Yeah, provided ya maintain some semblance of contact...

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? Only if I was about to say something incisive and edifying... So, no.

Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? neither

Are you a stoner? kinda

Promise me you will just be a stoner? No problem.

Do you find farts/burps funny? burps yeah, farts... not really, no.

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? As Femmy said, do u want me to put spiders in your hair?

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? Eh... I ain't promisin anythin.

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? *Shrugs* It'll happen when it happens, why force it?

Do you know how to use a washing machine? Yes. Do you know how to wash dishes??? :rolleyes:

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? Only if ya have clean peds

Do you recycle? A bit.

Are you polite to strangers? Yes. Unless they're impolite to me first.

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? Yeah. Altho I warn you, my repertoire is limited. I may begin to repeat myself. Probably after about 20 minutes. At a stretch.

Do you have a sense of adventure? Meh. Ish.

Can you cook? (Beyond pasta and omelettes) Heh, I can't cook at all. I'm gonna starve to death one of these days. Thank god for frozen foods!!!

Have you ever killed anyone? Nope. Wait... Nope.

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? Eh... None spring to mind...

Brendan O'Carroll - Who?

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? Kinda. I extoll the virtues of Islam, Baha'i and Buddhism to anyone who expresses disdain for said religions. Having said that, I myself am Agnostic.

Would you eat a white pudding raw? Euw. Nah, tis all yours love.

Mr.Nice Guy

Are you going to hit me? Ever? No. I would prefer to destroy you mentally and emotionally.

Will you let me talk before jumping down my throat? Sure, I can't promise I'll pay attention though...

Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates? If they're attractive then they'll have my attention. Serves you right for having good looking friends.

Will you allow me do my own thing? Yes, though I will require you to wear a homing beacon.

Will you be unpredictiple? Well I'll probably be spending alot of time around your attractive friends so...

Will you give me my own space? Yeah, its called the kitchen.

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? I doubt I will talk to you for long on the phone.

Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? Man Utd. If you support Liverpool the relationship is over unless you defect.

Are you a stoner? No. I wouldn't harm my body in such a way. I'll stick with alcohol.

Promise me you will just be a stoner? Don't try and get me involved in drugs you whore.

Do you find farts/burps funny? When I do them, yes.

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? For asking a dumb question like that I'm tempted to put one in your mouth!

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? What's in it for me?

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? Including you?

Do you know how to use a washing machine? There's a machine that washes now? Can't you just wash it manually? You are a woman.

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? If corrie is on, the only foot you will have to worry about will be the one lodged in your rectum.

Do you recycle? No, I'm not a pussy.

Are you polite to strangers? Just the attractive female ones.

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? No. I'm sure I'll have to watch something on the telly in that time.

Do you have a sense of adventure? Sleeping is a kind of adventure. Of the mind anyway...

Can you cook? In extreme circumstances. You'll be doing most of the cooking though.

Have you ever killed anyone? No, but if you ask me to cook...

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? Eh? You sound like the junkie not me...

Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood genius? No, try annoying muppet.

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? Do Mormons count?

Would you eat a white pudding raw? If that's the best you come up with in the kitchen, we'll have to have a talk. And it won't be 4 hours long...

DawnMc wrote:

I like the sounds of you
Am I insane?

Not insane, you just have good taste.

Chucky the tree

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? As much as possible

Do you know how to use a washing machine? Yea, just too lazy to do it though

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? if you buy me ear plugs and allow me sit facing away from the tv

Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? no

Do you recycle? not really

Are you polite to strangers? yes

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? in person yea, not o nthe phone though

Do you have a sense of adventure? definitly

Can you cook?? Yep, rather enjoy it!

Have you ever killed anyone? NO, not yet!

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? nah, more of a second date revelation..

Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood Genius? No, just a tosser.

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? No, religion is bad.

Would you eat a white pudding raw? Depends on the reward



Are you insane? Tick boxes Y or N Not really..

Do you have a job? yea

Can you make a nice cup of tea? nope, cant make tea or coffee. Make a good hot chocolate though.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? If its important enough

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? No

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? hahhahhahahahahhahahaha, priceless.

Have you ever stalked anyone? Nope.

Femelade

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Are you going to hit me? Ever? No. I would prefer to destroy you mentally and emotionally.

Will you let me talk before jumping down my throat? Sure, I can't promise I'll pay attention though...

Thou better keep thy eyes off my mates? If they're attractive then they'll have my attention. Serves you right for having good looking friends.

Will you allow me do my own thing? Yes, though I will require you to wear a homing beacon.

Will you be unpredictiple? Well I'll probably be spending alot of time around your attractive friends so...

Will you give me my own space? Yeah, its called the kitchen.

Will you get huffed if i cut you off mid sentance on the phone? I doubt I will talk to you for long on the phone.

Do u prefer man utd or liverpool? Man Utd. If you support Liverpool the relationship is over unless you defect.

Are you a stoner? No. I wouldn't harm my body in such a way. I'll stick with alcohol.

Promise me you will just be a stoner? Don't try and get me involved in drugs you whore.

Do you find farts/burps funny? When I do them, yes.

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? For asking a dumb question like that I'm tempted to put one in your mouth!

Will you get on the g force with me without being sick? What's in it for me?

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? Including you?

Do you know how to use a washing machine? There's a machine that washes now? Can't you just wash it manually? You are a woman.

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? If corrie is on, the only foot you will have to worry about will be the one lodged in your rectum.

Do you recycle? No, I'm not a pussy.

Are you polite to strangers? Just the attractive female ones.

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? No. I'm sure I'll have to watch something on the telly in that time.

Do you have a sense of adventure? Sleeping is a kind of adventure. Of the mind anyway...

Can you cook? In extreme circumstances. You'll be doing most of the cooking though.

Have you ever killed anyone? No, but if you ask me to cook...

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? Eh? You sound like the junkie not me...

Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood genius? No, try annoying muppet.

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? Do Mormons count?

Would you eat a white pudding raw? If that's the best you come up with in the kitchen, we'll have to have a talk. And it won't be 4 hours long...



Not insane, you just have good taste.

i can safely say ....u will never have a girlfriend....and if u already do, first of all u should'nt be filling out a questionaire like this..otherwise......i pity her, honestly i do

Femelade

Chucky the tree wrote:

How many times a week do you expect to have sex? As much as possible

Do you know how to use a washing machine? Yea, just too lazy to do it though

are you willing to give foot rubs while corrie is on? if you buy me ear plugs and allow me sit facing away from the tv

Have you got any ex-girlfriend drama? no

Do you recycle? not really

Are you polite to strangers? yes

Is it possible for us to have a conversation more than 4 hours long? in person yea, not o nthe phone though

Do you have a sense of adventure? definitly

Can you cook?? Yep, rather enjoy it!

Have you ever killed anyone? NO, not yet!

Do you feel the need to unburden yourself to me regarding any addictions, fetishes, crushes or depravities? nah, more of a second date revelation..

Brendan O'Carroll - Misunderstood Genius? No, just a tosser.

Have you ever tried to convert someone to any religion? No, religion is bad.

Would you eat a white pudding raw? Depends on the reward



Are you insane? Tick boxes Y or N Not really..

Do you have a job? yea

Can you make a nice cup of tea? nope, cant make tea or coffee. Make a good hot chocolate though.

Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes? If its important enough

have you ever made a potential girlfriend fill out a questionaire? No

Are you prepared to put me before beer and football? hahhahhahahahahhahahaha, priceless.

Have you ever stalked anyone? Nope.

yeah, u could be boyriend material....

scojones

What about me Femmy? :eek: :eek:

arbeitsscheuer

Femmy is a fickle mistress, sjones.
She has cast you aside like a used condom: She had her fun, and now you just repulse her.

Femelade

ha ha, no i havent, just havent gotten around to you yet , but i will, and u'll know it

scojones

Rawr

Femelade

sjones wrote:

And are you gonna put spiders on in my hair? No, I'll put butterflies in your face though.

why would u do that?

scojones

I find it hilarious

Mr.Nice Guy

Femmy wrote:

i can safely say ....u will never have a girlfriend....and if u already do, first of all u should'nt be filling out a questionaire like this..otherwise......i pity her, honestly i do

Not heard of humour darling?