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a priest, a nun, a car and some funny

  • 19-07-2005 10:25am
    #1
    jaggeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭


    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
    stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
    She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
    The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg.
    The nun looked at him and said, "Father,remember psalm 129?"
    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
    He forced himself to remove his hand.
    However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.


    Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
    The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
    Once again the priest apologized.
    "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
    Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
    went on her way.
    On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
    looked up psalm 129.
    It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!


Comments

  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    lol...

    nice streak of posts today jaggeh, you onto a winner :)


  • #3
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i've gotta read the bible at some point.


  • #4
    derek27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭derek27


    lol. good one. here's my contribution to the humour forum for today...

    a guy and his girlfriend are driving along the motorway one evening.
    on their journey they see a skunk that has been injured on the road.
    they pull the car over and get out and approach the skunk.
    the girl turns to her boyfriend and says "ah look its shivering. it must be cold. what can we do"? the boyfriend replies "try putting it between your legs to warm it up". "but what about the smell?" she enquires. boyfriend replies "sure cant you hold its nose?" :)


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