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Text Message Jokes

bullock · 2005-07-19 13:03:33

Has anyone got any funny text messgae jokes? Post them up here.

19-07-2005 2:03pm

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bullock

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Has anyone got any funny text messgae jokes? Post them up here.

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#2 19-07-2005 2:05pm

TerrorFirmer

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I've got one for you....YOU SUCK

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#3 19-07-2005 2:07pm

bullock

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Whats that about??

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#4 19-07-2005 2:10pm

Tar.Aldarion

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MobileInfantry wrote:

I've got one for you....YOU SUCK

huh...

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#5 19-07-2005 3:16pm

hussey

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I was asked to run a marathon the other day, I said "No Chance", I was then told it was for blind kids, I thought "F*ck it, I could win that"

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#6 19-07-2005 3:29pm

slumped

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Here's a few:

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaints department at the parachute packing plant

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

S

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#7 19-07-2005 3:33pm

Einstein

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Man brings his wife to Spain for her 40th Bday. She says "Ooh this is loveley, what will you do for my 60th?"
He replies "I might collect ye..."

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#8 19-07-2005 4:28pm

Mr. CooL ICE

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Late one night, i was lying in bed, looking at the starry sky. And then i thought... Wheres my fcuking roof gone?

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