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nature hiking is all the rage.

  • 19-07-2005 4:58pm
    #1
    jaggeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭


    A walk in the woods

    Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

    Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"
    "I'm listening to the music of the tree."

    "You gotta be kiddin' me."

    "No, would you like to give it a try?"

    "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

    He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says...

    "Sweetie, this just isn't going to be your day."


Comments

  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Short of actually suffering a physical accident, I can't imagine a worse situation.

    Ugh. So defenseless....


  • #3
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    That gave me shivers


  • #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Splinters in yer watsit. Yeuch.


  • #5
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    lol


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