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the doctor, the bear and the old guy

  • 19-07-2005 5:35pm
    #1
    jaggeh
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    An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

    The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

    "So he's in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest."

    "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear," the man said.

    "Exactly," replies the Doc.


Comments

  • #2
    irldavem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭irldavem


    lol. :) Good one.

    takes a few seconds to get it though.


  • #3
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    BEAVER, its supposed to be with a beaver

    "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that beaver," the man said


  • #4
    JohnCleary
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    lol, um I dont get it :(


  • #5
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Good one, would be way better with the beaver line though.


  • #6
    tails2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 244 ✭✭tails2


    lol, um I dont get it


    children!!!... tut tut tut..


    the doctor is trying to prove to the old guy that it was obviously someone else who shot his load into his wife and made her pregnant cos the old guy is too old... just like it was obviously someone else who shot that B E A V E R and not the hunter with the umbrella :)


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  • #7
    vibe666
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    it was a bear the last time i heard it. but i guess beaver is good innuendo.


  • #8
    TerrorFirmer
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    lol, good one....took me a few seconds actually, I was like.....what?

    Would be way better with the Beaver remark though...


  • #9
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    good one!


  • #10
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    'Bear' is better because nobody hunts beavers.
    'Beaver' is just dumbing it down, frankly.


  • #11
    Frank Drebin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Frank Drebin


    pwd wrote:
    'Bear' is better because nobody hunts beavers.
    'Beaver' is just dumbing it down, frankly.

    I agree....


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  • #12
    Hagar
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    Is this the gay bear out of the other joke? ;)


  • #13
    Naos
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    I too think bear would be better.
    Beaver would take from the joke. Also would make the punch line more obvious.


  • #14
    Mossy Monk
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    beaver, bear

    doesnt matter, great joke


  • #15
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,965 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    pwd wrote:
    'Bear' is better because nobody hunts beavers.
    'Beaver' is just dumbing it down, frankly.
    In my youth I went huntng beaver quite a lot. Nowadays, married life keeps me away from all that! :D


  • #16
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Scotty had his seveth kid at 80


  • #17
    jaggeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    yeah but he was more than just a man :P


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