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Anyone tried this?

  • 12-07-2001 3:37pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭


    Got this in an email today, sounds kinda dodgy. Anyone tried it?

    ===================

    For your next party:

    The best and cheapest shot in the world is one which I have
    recently discovered - its lethal, but tastes yummy. Here's the recipe:

    1 bottle vodka
    6 packets of skittles.

    1. Open the bottle of vodka
    2. Empty out about 3-4 shots of the vodka into a smaller empty bottle.
    3. Open the first packet of skittles
    4. Remove Green Skittles
    5. Add all other skittles to the vodka bottle.
    6. Repeat steps 3-5 for other 5 packets of skittles.
    7. Add all the green skittles to the vodka which was initially removed.
    8. Leave over night (not in fridge).
    9. Wake up and put bottles in fridge.
    10. Remove bottles from fridge that night - note skittles have completely
    dissolved - and PARTY!

    Result : One bottle of sweet sweet red vodka, which goes down
    smooth as summer fruit kia ora (which is what it has been
    compared to) but is as lethal as they come (because to all intensive
    purposes it is straight vodka and also because its full of sugar). Also one
    bottle of green, which tastes quite Lime-y.

    Obvious question : why remove the greens? - If you don't you end up
    with a brown drink which looks mingin' and no-one will drink it.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    *HIC* I like the sound of that and I'm sure I've heard of it before. Here's another way to ingest vodka.

    1)Get a nice big water melon and put a hole in it as far as the center.
    2)Pour some vodka in the hole but stop before it flows out.
    3)Leave to the side and let the vodka soak in.
    4)Repeat steps 2 and 3 until you've put enough vodka in (I'll leave this up to you but dont over do it) and always leave to soak in.
    5)Invite friends round and tuck in.

    PLEASE take it easy with this and dont go putting 3 bottles of vodka in a small melon and eating it all yourself as it could end up with you having your stomach pumped.

    kayos

    When you get to hell tell them I sent you,
    you'll get a group discount...

    tribes.gameshop.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Kix


    The Swedes and Finns do something similar with vodka and salt liquorice.

    Salt liquorice, as the name suggests, is a heady combination of liquorice and salt. Don't ask me why but they seem to love it. It comes in several varieties. The most palatable is the one which is a solid piece of chewy liquorice studded with salt. That's odd but bearable.

    The nastiest kind, and the sort they use to make this drink, is "Turkish Pepper" (it's not pepper tho, it's salt - WTF!). What's it like? Think of an Oatfield's Orange Chocolate. Yummy, eh? OK. Change the orange boiled sweet part to liquorice. Got it? Still not too bad. Now change the yummy chocolate centre to a paste of two salts, namely: sodium chloride (table salt) and ammonium nitrate. If you're particularly clever you'll realise that the ammonium nitrate give a distinct tang to the whole proceedings strongly reminiscent of wee.

    Anyhow take a bottle of vodka, drink a little off the top and push a whole bag of these foul "sweets" (sours?) into the bottle. Leave overnight. The next day you end up with something resembling a bottle of Pernod that a sailor has pi$$ed in.

    Hey - they sit in small steamy sheds and beat each other with bits of twigs for fun. I'm not responsible for them! rolleyes.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kayos:

    PLEASE take it easy with this and dont go putting 3 bottles of vodka in a small melon and eating it all yourself as it could end up with you having your stomach pumped.

    kayos

    </font>

    voice of bitter experience????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    Hmmm well if I drink vodka my stomack packs in anyway (due to a few very heavy months spirits). My main tiple is wine I never get a hang over. My main reason for stating take it easy was I dont want some little p3on blaming me for the horrible night when they tried the vodka melon that I suggested. At least now I can say I told you so smile.gif

    kayos

    When you get to hell tell them I sent you,
    you'll get a group discount...

    tribes.gameshop.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Enygma


    Heh, was telling one of the lads about the skittles thing and he told me about the water melon. Sounds cool. Must give this kind of thing a shot sometime.
    Last time I mixed alcohol with food I ended up pouring a bottle of tequila over two cheeseburgers. (Don't try this either! You *will* end up in hospital)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    1) pour vodka onto a teaspoon.
    2) snort.
    3) cough and splutter a lot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭NakedHedgehog


    how much would you recommend for the melon thing?

    and i've got some friend scoming over, which do like drinking a lot, so if no one has tried the skittles things by then, i'll be the guinie-pig! wink.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Kix


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
    Kix - suck on my alcoholic salty........ sweets! Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
    </font>

    Dav!

    Don't make me send Donna round with a can of whoop-ass! wink.gif



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    Now Now lads no food fights smile.gif. As for Donna giving Dav a can of whoop ass pls I haven't seen a good fight in ages smile.gif

    kayos

    When you get to hell tell them I sent you,
    you'll get a group discount...

    tribes.gameshop.ie


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    The Melon thing r0><0rs!

    I had it at a friend's house warming party and it was deeee-lish!

    Skittles one sounds most interesting!

    Kix - suck on my alcoholic salty........ sweets! Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!

    [edit]
    Forgot to add - VODKA JELLY!!!
    OM NYOM-ness of the highest magnitude!
    [/edit]

    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)
    So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
    [honey i] violated [the kids]
    When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

    [This message has been edited by Kharn (edited 18-07-2001).]


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Bring it on Kieran!

    I'll take you, Donna, Kealan and Chris too all at the same time - I'll use my Shaolin Budda Finger of Death and I shall laugh at your twitching corpses.

    mwhaahaahaahaahaahaaahaahaaaaaaaa

    IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!



    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)
    So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
    [honey i] violated [the kids]
    When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    You may use your "Shaolin Budda Finger of Death" But I will always be eeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllll

    smile.gif

    kayos

    When you get to hell tell them I sent you,
    you'll get a group discount...

    tribes.gameshop.ie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,784 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Well done on dragging up a 7 year old thread on your first post. w00t!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,657 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    iamzack's post deleted because it sounds horrible and I'm fairly sure it could kill you. Also, I'm going to lock this thread for good measure. We're not in 2001 anymore, Toto!


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