Toilet Graffiti

TheStrandRoads

In the men's of Conways in Blackrock, there is an arrow pointing upwards towards the very top of the door, and beside it...

"Beware the Queer high-jumper!"

el lupo

In the asme vain, in the toilets of the library of Queens in Belfast:

Dyslexic Ulstermen say "ON"

Hagar

Written on bottom of toilet door.

Beware the invisible limbo dancer.

Daniel_109

In UCD a few months back, beside an arrow pointing to the toliet paper, "arts degree, please take one!"

old boy

heres wan
were going to a gang bang
my brothers and me
we know a girl down the road
who does it for free
first we take her top off
then her bra and jeans
then we take her knickers off
and fill her full of beans

tallus

Ro: maaan! wrote:

Toilets in the Hub in DCU. Can't remember it exactly, but something like...

- Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty?
- Yeah, the big pedo.
- 4 million people are starving in the world and this gobsh!te uses up valuable wall space with this sh!t.
- What would you suggest?
- Off topic. Thread closed. Wall moderator.

brilliant! I laughed my ass off

JungleBunny

Some great ones

Can't remeber where I read this one:
Careful! The crabs can pole-vault!
:rolleyes:

Executive Steve

joejoem wrote:

This wasnt a topilet wall but up north on the side of a building.


ULSTER SAYS NO

and directly below that

THE MAN FROM DELMONTE SAYS YES!

... and HE is an orangeman too......!!!!




buh dumb -tish......


/gets coat and meekly slouches off stage....

TomTom

fintan wrote:

Seen in a cubicle on a building site

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to sh1t
But only farted

The fullversion of this was in the downstairs toilets in the Bridge house in tullamore

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to ****
but only farted
farted so hard it cracked the bowl
and burnt the hairs around my hole.

Sick i know but funny none the less

qz

"I love grils"

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grils is crossed off and replaced with girls.

"But what about us grils?!"

Farls

"I fuked your mother"

and underneath ...

"Go home dad, your drunk!"