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Constipated Nun

Le Rack · 2005-07-21 22:21:46

Walking into a liquor store Sister Genevieve asked for a bottle of whiskey. "Oh it's alright. it's for Mother Superior's constipation." Later that afternoon the liciensee was shocked to see the nun in the park looking the worse for wear. "I thought you said that whiskey was for your superior's constipation," he said.…

21-07-2005 11:21pm

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Le Rack

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Walking into a liquor store Sister Genevieve asked for a bottle of whiskey. "Oh it's alright. it's for Mother Superior's constipation."
Later that afternoon the liciensee was shocked to see the nun in the park looking the worse for wear.
"I thought you said that whiskey was for your superior's constipation," he said.
"Don't worry," slurred Sister Genevieve. "When she sees me she'll sh!t."

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#2 21-07-2005 11:24pm

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Possibly THE worst joke ever

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#3 21-07-2005 11:27pm

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:-)

Good one

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#4 21-07-2005 11:59pm

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MobileInfantry wrote:

Possibly THE worst joke ever

it is terrible but its just so terrible that your laughing at that

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#5 22-07-2005 12:08am

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that was good:D

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#6 22-07-2005 8:42pm

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made me smile

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