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Im a barbie girl...

22-07-2005 10:43pm

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http://barbie.laudy.net/

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#2 22-07-2005 11:28pm

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A man forgot his daughter's birthday and breathlessly runs into the nearest Toys R Us.

"Can I help you, sir?"

"Yes. It's my daughter's birthday, and I have no idea what to buy for her."

"How about a Barbie doll? We have Malibu Barbie for $19.95, Baby-sitter Barbie for $19.95, Nurse Barbie for $19.95, Stewardess Barbie for $19.95, and, um, oh, here's one, Divorced Barbie. She's $265.00. "

"$265?!?!? Why is Divorced Barbie two hundred and sixty five dollars?"

"Because, sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's car, all of Ken's money.........."

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#3 23-07-2005 10:07pm

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Ha...cool stuff.

Nice joke captain btw....

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#4 24-07-2005 7:58pm

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Hehe Captain

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#5 24-07-2005 8:34pm

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I'd do her!!!

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