War on Terror - Unix Shell Styleee

Goodshape

Just saw this site linked to from BoingBoing. 'tis geeky fun

[b]The War on Terror

As viewed from the Bourne shell.[/b]

$ cd /middle_east
$ ls
Afghanistan   Iraq          Libya         Saudi_Arabia  UAE
Algeria       Israel        Morrocco      Sudan         Yemen
Bahrain       Jordan        Oman          Syria
Egypt         Kuwait        Palestine     Tunisia
Iran          Lebanon       Qatar         Turkey

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin  Taliban    
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
.            ..           .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner
$ cd ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp
# exit
$ ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden
$ cd ..
$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name laden
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp
# exit
$ pwd
/middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd ..
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda Iraq/.
ln: cannot create Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
$ su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda Iraq/.
# cd Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 1b Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd Iraq
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
.            ..           saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/korea/north/wMd
$ wall Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed.  See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
$

jaggeh

Lol

Blub2k4

rm -rf USInvolvementFromOpecBlock | worldpeace.pos

BigEejit

hehe

JCDenton

I've never felt worse in my entire life for getting a joke.....

Oh the horror!

Such a nerd.......

supersheep

I only got half of it, not being much of a UNIX nerd, but, tis still funny.

WizZard

*snigger* very good!

smashingpumpkin

am i missing something?

joejoem

smashingpumpkin wrote:

am i missing something?

yes, I belive its called the nerd Genome, its square in shape and has a tiny tiney pair of glass's

shellspeare

LOL Lovin it

Tobias Greeshman

Jaysus unix nevers been so much fun :rolleyes:

smashingpumpkin

Yea, it ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Mossy Monk

joejoem wrote:

yes, I belive its called the nerd Genome, its square in shape and has a tiny tiney pair of glass's

lol

Ruaidhri

i think the war on terror should be abbreviated to
rm -Rf /middle_east ;
cp /USA /middle_east;