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Novel idea

  • 25-07-2005 7:03pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    This is my 1000th post.
    I was trying to come up with something novel, so this is it.

    At midnight tonight GMT I want every one of you to pray to God.
    Regardless of your religion.
    If you've got a prayer wheel, spin it.
    If you have a candle or incense light it.
    Recite your favourite mantra.
    Encourage everyone you know to join in, even if they're atheists.

    This is the world's first denial of service attack on God. :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    If i do this will you give me money?


  • Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭Whatever_fools


    That idea proved popular didnt it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    nice one hagar, we disconnected god good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    ah but god has infinite bandwidth.

    now if it had been a denial of existence attack that might have worked. after all he only exists if we believe he does.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    finally a way to get back at god.. well done..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭Blub2k4


    vibe666 wrote:
    ah but god has infinite bandwidth.


    Not true, Eircom have been messing him about for fear of losing all their customers.


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