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Rev. Ian Paisley dies and approaches the pearly gates.
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26-07-2005 3:12pm#1St. Peter stops him. "You can't get in here" says Peter. "Why not" says Paisley. I've been a good Christian man all my life"
"Not according to our records. It says here you've been preaching hatred against Catholics and the Pope for years" "Now, Just a minute. I haven't done that for a long time. I'm a changed man.
Why, just a few weeks ago, I was walking past a Catholic church in Belfast and I heard some beautiful music. I looked inside and these wee girls were all dressed up for their first communion. Well, I called over one of those girls and gave her a pound."
"We don't have any record of that here" said Peter "And a couple of weeks later, I walked past another Catholic church and saw some boys being confirmed. I walked over to one of those boys and gave him a pound"
Again Peter looked puzzled. "We have no record of that either" Paisley continued, "And just last week there, I saw a nun helping the homeless in downtown Belfast, so I gave that nun a pound."
Peter said "There must be something wrong with our computer, because we don't have any of this on file. Let me talk to the Big Fellow for a moment." Paisley paced up and down, waiting for the answer. Finally, Peter returned.
"What did He say?" said Paisley. "He said here's your three pound back, now **** off"
Oldie but goldie
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