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The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

cuckoo · 2005-07-27 19:28:22

We're all very good at posting in the moan/bitching/groan thread, so i thought maybe we could try a 'woo hoo!' thread? For the 'i got a job/won the lotto/had a nice day' posts. So, for the first 'woo hoo' post: I got wolf whistled by a large group of guys yesterday, which really cheered me up - and put the 'i got it going…

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#4592 02-09-2008 1:39pm
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Aint nothin finer than minor vaginer.....! :pac:

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#4593 02-09-2008 9:40pm
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Can we keep the tastelessness to a minimum please.

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#4594 02-09-2008 10:10pm
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Baza210 wrote: »

Well, having a girlfriend is better than having a laptop, I suppose. No, really, it is.

What type of laptop?

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#4595 02-09-2008 10:22pm
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An inferior-to-having-a-girlfriend one, obviously. ie not a MacBook Pro.

(EEE 1000H)

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#4596 03-09-2008 12:36am
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Boston wrote:

Ah Alias and my miss spent youth.

Old though you may be, I'm sure you've still got a bit of youth left. And drinking in honour of evil clones is certainly a hell of a way to misspend it.

ApeXaviour wrote:

Can we keep the tastelessness to a minimum please.

...define "minimum". I consider my day wasted unless I've offended at least 3 people via the internet.

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#4597 03-09-2008 12:44am
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Baza210 wrote: »

Well, having a girlfriend is better than having a laptop, I suppose. No, really, it is.

:eek::eek:

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#4598 03-09-2008 9:56am
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parent home today, so no more fending for myself.

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#4599 03-09-2008 9:56am
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also booked trip to amsterdam!

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#4600 03-09-2008 4:46pm
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

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#4601 04-09-2008 8:21am
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You know, this thread has a purpose. There's a humor forum elsewhere.

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#4602 04-09-2008 12:28pm
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Boston wrote: »

You know, this thread has a purpose. There's a humor forum elsewhere.

Yeah it's the offical "Woo-hoo/anti-moan" thread so if your gonna moan about jokes which have more of a Woo-hoo factor than a moan factor go somewhere else to complain ok.....:D:D

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#4603 04-09-2008 1:28pm
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That's what I get for being nice. Wheres Stargal when you need a woman to put a man down?

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#4604 04-09-2008 2:55pm
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Oh come on we can all get over ourselves here and get along.....:D:D

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#4605 04-09-2008 3:06pm
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You're not catholic are yea? You know how Trinity Alumni feel about Catholics!

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#4606 04-09-2008 3:17pm
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rvd156 wrote: »

Oh come on we can all get over ourselves here and get along.....:D:D

oh come on can we all get over ourselves and stop posting unfunny posts that are copied off other message boards the world over and have been seen......:D:D

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#4607 04-09-2008 3:45pm
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Congrats ye just turned the Woo-hoo Thread into the moan thread....:D

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#4608 04-09-2008 4:02pm
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Perhaps everyone should chalm down (chalm down) a bit.

rvd156, keep in mind that there are plenty of other forums on boards, and in particular the humour forum would be a good place to post some of your jokes. You can find it under the 'Rec' heading in the drop down menu above.

Everyone, this thread and the other megathreads are generally a place for a bit of off-topic banter (to an extent), so do keep that in mind.

Game on.

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#4609 04-09-2008 4:06pm
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rvd156 wrote: »

Congrats ye just turned the Woo-hoo Thread into the moan thread....:D

Well for the past 3 years these threads have managed more or less to be the rant/bitch/moan and wohoo/anti-moan threads. I very much doubt that 5 or 6 posts has changed that.

<edit> myth said it all already. <edit>

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#4610 04-09-2008 4:33pm
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Ok fair enough....I just posted a joke excuse me for not putting it in the correct thread jeysus...

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#4611 04-09-2008 4:40pm
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To get back on topic. Wahoo, I'm off to see an un-name-able African American comedian this evening.

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#4612 05-09-2008 1:00pm
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Last day in work. Adios, craptards!

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#4613 05-09-2008 1:19pm
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I like Germans.

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#4614 05-09-2008 2:47pm
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Boston wrote: »

I like Germans.

My girlfriend is half German, so on that rationale, I also like Germans.

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#4615 05-09-2008 4:54pm
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Interesting.

Anyway, I'd just like to say I spotted him as a muppet first.

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#4616 05-09-2008 4:57pm
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Boston wrote: »

Interesting.

Anyway, I'd just like to say I spotted him as a muppet first.

It was only a matter of time.

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#4617 05-09-2008 4:58pm
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Boston wrote: »

Interesting.

Anyway, I'd just like to say I spotted him as a muppet first.

I've been reading that thread all week.

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#4618 05-09-2008 7:14pm
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In a way, I'm kinda disappointed. I PM-ed awayindahils yesterday after he posted an eye-roll smiley at DeVore anticipating blood, guts and mayhem, or at least a brutally quick finish. Instead they let him flop around for another day before casually banning him forever. I feel...let down, somehow.

Boston wrote:

Anyway, I'd just like to say I spotted him as a muppet first.

Linky?

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#4619 05-09-2008 7:45pm
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Hah.

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#4620 05-09-2008 9:51pm
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Woo-hoo! No more orientation packs to fill, and I apparently get paid this month! And there's the prospect of more money to come (albeit in exchange for more work).

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#4621 06-09-2008 3:37am
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fun.............

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