The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

MaxBax

jesus, i'm so happy for you cuckoo. if i lost my iriver, i'd actually, i don't know what i'd do. it wouldn't be pretty though. also, someone sent me a picture of a "mount anville girl". it's basically a JC sutdent reading a less stress more success revision book but it's upside down. i won't post it here cos it is a real mount anville girl.

snorlax, for aib, which i assume is the same for boi, you ring them up, say you lost your card. they will post you out a new one and it will be the same pin code, unless u ask for a new pincode. in which they'll post the card and u;ll receive the pin code a few days later or vice versa.

John

Woohoo! Motorhead on TV for the second time today! Who knows what wonders will be on next. I'm wearing my lucky Deep Purple shirt so I'm confident that whatever's on next will rawk.

And it is...

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... a power ballad by Def Leppard. *sigh* I hate Def Leppard.

Awayindahils

Just happy, well content.

Yay computer doctor coming tonight
Will get 2nd new student card this term at 2, well its sort of Hilary term
Have nearly all the books i need for my essay
Interview went well
Havnt gotten winter vomiting bug though it may be a matter of time, my sis has it
Might get hot chocolate
Getting computer fix, i had been getting twitchy

snorlax

yeah my interview went well too, your man was really nice...i still have to find my woolly cap though. what time we're you on at Awayindahils?

Pet

It's a semi woohoo. I STILL haven't gotten any study done, or made any progress on my essays and the like, but the towering piles of **** To Do have been decimated.

Nietzschean

Awayindahils wrote:

Yay computer doctor coming tonight

Computer doctor? sounds like a nice title....whats broken?

Awayindahils

Nietzschean wrote:

Computer doctor? sounds like a nice title....whats broken?

read my rant/bitch/moan post

and snorlax i was on at 10.30 lovely and early :rolleyes:
what time was your interview?

Nietzschean

Nietzschean wrote:

Computer doctor? sounds like a nice title....whats broken?

Sounds like a porno. And Ian replying like that makes it sound even more like it.

Crash

See, with a photocopier theres enough space for kinky sex on top if it. laptop just doesnt quite work very well.

Edwardius

crash_000 wrote:

See, with a photocopier theres enough space for kinky sex on top if it. laptop just doesnt quite work very well.

Indeed, unfortunately it's only gone as far as drunk office workers photocopying their fat asses at christmas parties though. Dunno if a photocopier could withstand the combined mass of two overweight office types. Maybe midgets. They'd also fit into the whole picture if you set it to A2 and thanks to developments in the photocopier industry (pull out drawers), they'd be able to climb up onto the things. Imagine setting up a "fast copy" (if such a thing exists) and getting time lapse midget porn? Damn, I'm gonna make a fortune from this. All I need is a consenting midget couple of mating age for the party piece. No fat midgets though as they'd break the glass, fall in and never get out. If the midgets belong to you and are your responsibility, you'll be charged with feeding them three times a day in their little plastic nest or face the legal reprocussions. And the wrath of "the little people" Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh (they have powers, you know. Evil powers)!

Pet

I read a story in FHM (I was in a barber's and was desperate for something to read) about a guy who went to photocopy his ass, but the glass on the photocopier bed broke and he shredded his ass to bits and had to get about 40 stitches and lost a load of blood. I thought it was a heartwarming tale.

Edwardius

Apparently that happens a lot but I doubt it that bit more if it cropped up in FHM (Ladies confessions killed any degree of credibility it ever had). in fact that's turned into a complete rag over the last few years. There was a time when a fine balance was drawn between curruptable looking pretty ladies, cool money-no-object-military stuff and horrible injuries. Now it's more of a glossy "sun" with every air headed bint the magazine features saying exactly the same thing (namely: I like sexy underwear/I'm definitely more of a night person/I'm so mad I ****ed a yeti in the australian outback whilst sucking off shergar and being taken in the ass by a unicorn's horn). no you didn't, in fact I bet you didn't say anything of the sort. As well as that, has anyone ever read quotations in tabloids, their journalists always seem to be at the scene of a crash/bombing/birth/death/marriage and extract a comment worded precisely like the manner in which the hack writing the article would. Also the person always has a generic made up name. *declares war on printed media*

snorlax

i was on at 11.30, thank god cause i'm not really an early riser, got coffee before hand and it was the worst coffee i'v had in a while ! hey Awayindahils we could be working together !

Crash

You shoulda used the starbucks in the dcu canteen - its good. i assume you might've used the ****ty machine in the walkway - which is bad.

snorlax

no that's the thing it was the starbucks coffee, i saw someone with one so asked where they got it from. it was terrible like hot browny water , the stuff in James is nicer (filter coffee) and half the price (1euro). my sister said that you have to buy Laitte as they grind the beans in front of you for that...

Also DCU campus is completely different from UCD/ TCD! (thanks Neil for the map would have probably been late without it )

Crash

I'm quite used to the DCU campus at this stage - lived there for 9 weeks in total at this stage, its like a weird second campus for me.

John

I've only been to DCU once to go to the Helix. That is all.

ApeXaviour

Dead Ed wrote:

time lapse midget porn?

They're called "dwarfs" or "little people". Midget is derogatory :cool:

Dead Ed wrote:

in fact FHM's turned into a complete rag over the last few years. There was a time when a fine balance was drawn between curruptable looking pretty ladies, cool money-no-object-military stuff and horrible injuries. Now it's more of a glossy "sun" with every air headed bint the magazine features saying exactly the same thing (namely: I like sexy underwear/I'm definitely more of a night person/I'm so mad I ****ed a yeti in the australian outback whilst sucking off shergar and being taken in the ass by a unicorn's horn). no you didn't, in fact I bet you didn't say anything of the sort. As well as that, has anyone ever read quotations in tabloids, their journalists always seem to be at the scene of a crash/bombing/birth/death/marriage and extract a comment worded precisely like the manner in which the hack writing the article would. Also the person always has a generic made up name. *declares war on printed media*

That's brilliant! I completely agree. FHM's turned into a load of me ring after a shami korma kebab and ten lagers.

John

ApeXaviour wrote:

They're called "dwarfs" or "little people". Midget is derogatory :cool:

Actually a midget is someone who is small but their limbs are in proportion to their body whereas a dwarf is small but the limbs are not proportional to their body. :cool: :cool:

Crash

someone watched the office

John

Actually I learned it in Phoenix Nights first.

cuckoo

John2 wrote:

Actually I learned it in Phoenix Nights first.

And there i was thinking "is there anything John2 doesn't know about odd biology stuff".

My woot today is for the existence of cuisine de frances's yoghurt muffins. They're pricier than the usual muffins, but are so rich and yummy, and have chunks of chocolate in them. If i still smoked (woot #2: 3 months off the cigarettes!) these muffins are so good that i'd need a lie down and two cigarettes after having one.

Agent Smith

cuckoo wrote:

And there i was thinking "is there anything John2 doesn't know about odd biology stuff".

My woot today is for the existence of cuisine de frances's yoghurt muffins. They're pricier than the usual muffins, but are so rich and yummy, and have chunks of chocolate in them. If i still smoked (woot #2: 3 months off the cigarettes!) these muffins are so good that i'd need a lie down and two cigarettes after having one.

are they better then sex?

John

cuckoo wrote:

And there i was thinking "is there anything John2 doesn't know about odd biology stuff".

I do really like developmental biology and stuff like why limbs sometimes don't grow in proportion and teratogenesis (deformaties from outside agents) and how your nervous system wires up and how you can make siamese newts or animals that are made up of two different individual animals to make one mostly normal looking animal (chimeric mice, so cool).

shay_562

how you can make siamese newts or animals that are made up of two different individual animals to make one mostly normal looking animal (chimeric mice, so cool).

...that's a little terrifying. I'm assuming there are limitations, but still, breeding unholy new species strikes me as being somewhat...well, unholy.

"You play God all the time - just ask that octo-parrot over there."
"Squawk! Polly shouldn't be!"

ApeXaviour

John2 wrote:

I do really like developmental biology and stuff like ... how your nervous system wires up

Lucky you picked neuroscience then eh? Lucky I picked physics. Very "lucky" :rolleyes:


And on a woo-hoo non-irony note, for anyone who's interested. I shall be disgracing our beloved front square today at half past noon, when I come crashing out of the exam hall pouring a bottle of buckfast down my throat. Amazingly I've managed to convince most of my friends to join me in drinking ALL-DAY, they're such pushovers (alcos).

Awayindahils

crash_000 wrote:

I'm quite used to the DCU campus at this stage - lived there for 9 weeks in total at this stage, its like a weird second campus for me.

I'm used to it being fairly empty though, it was weird seeing it as college campus with students election posters and the student centre actually open. After the interview i went for a wander round and got all nostalgic. also couldn't find startbucks, completely forgot to look in the canteen

John

shay_562 wrote:

...that's a little terrifying. I'm assuming there are limitations, but still, breeding unholy new species strikes me as being somewhat...well, unholy.

It's not a new species though, it's taking two different mouse embryos at a very early stage, taking half the cells from each and making one whole new embryo, half mouse A, half mouse B. They're used a lot in medical studies as you can take two mice with different versions of the same gene.

I don't really see what's frightening about this and not frightening about crossbreeding plants and animals. *shrugs*

MaxBax

HAve to admit developmental biology makes me shudder.

cuckoo

agent smith wrote:

are they better then sex?

They don't hog the pillows and duvet, and they don't snore.