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The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

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    #1592
    ApeXaviour
    Registered Users Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    europerson wrote:
    I'll come back to this thread when everyone has found something better, about which to talk.
    How about this?
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_necrophilia_in_the_mallard_duck

    I love wikipedia...


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    #1593
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    lmao... That is fcuking hilarious!


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    #1594
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    If you want some interesting reading - that piece won an Ig Noble Prize.

    read more of em on:

    http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html


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    #1595
    fookchooknooris
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭fookchooknooris


    Yeah I read that article before apex you probably provided the link. Strange. I agree about the SITC ladies. All very skinny but very bland.


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    #1596
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.


    (Oh maw gaw yo' a hawwwws!?)


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    #1597
    John
    Registered Users Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    Pet wrote:
    Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.


    (Oh maw gaw yo' a hawwwws!?)

    A broom dressed up as a horse more like


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    #1598
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    :)


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    #1599
    Nietzschean
    Registered Users Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    enough about europerson's gf's aunt....


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    #1600
    europerson
    Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭europerson


    Nietzschean wrote:
    enough about europerson's gf's aunt....
    Seconded.

    So, it's a nice day, isn't it?


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    #1601
    fookchooknooris
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭fookchooknooris


    SO skylynx you got any hot aunts?


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    #1602
    Nietzschean
    Registered Users Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    bye kev.


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    #1603
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    fookchooknooris wrote:
    SO skylynx you got any hot aunts?


    skylynx was so last year!


    also woohoo! my camara cable came!


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    #1604
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Nietzschean wrote:
    bye kev.
    He really doesnt know when we're actually just being nice and tolerating him, does he?


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    #1605
    Nietzschean
    Registered Users Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    it would appear not......wierd......... Anyway i've done like nothing since lunch and its been sweet tbh :)


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    #1606
    Edwardius
    Registered Users Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    In 48 hours I'm going to be examining the former contents of my stomach with my face. The contents are likely to comprise of the following ingredients:
    Buckfast,
    Stomach lining,
    Liver fragments,
    8.6% bavaria,
    Maybe a little whisky,
    Stomach acid,
    Grass (bovine food).
    I'll have a little roll around in it for a while and mutter out a few ARRRRRs before verbally abusing some other twit that offends the field of vision. Oh glorious day!


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    #1607
    Nietzschean
    Registered Users Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    not fair.


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    #1608
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Dead Ed wrote:
    In 48 hours I'm going to be examining the former contents of my stomach with my face. The contents are likely to comprise of the following ingredients:
    Buckfast,
    Stomach lining,
    Liver fragments,
    8.6% bavaria,
    Maybe a little whisky,
    Stomach acid,
    Grass (bovine food).
    I'll have a little roll around in it for a while and mutter out a few ARRRRRs before verbally abusing some other twit that offends the field of vision. Oh glorious day!
    Make sure you eat it up after yourself again. It's what animals do.

    I'm finished on wednesday too (well more or less). I can't wait to have a completely irresponsible drinking binge! The first in many months, and right here in Halls. Hopefully I won't get sick though.


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    #1609
    Edwardius
    Registered Users Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    What's the point in making space for more drink when you have to eat what you just threw up? Unless you had some funky ruminant ability to eat stuff, throw it up, chew it for a while and ferment it on the go. There's nothing wrong with getting sick. Just get some water and drink some more. Remember, it's all for "the cause".


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    #1610
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    If you're that serious about alcohol ingestion, why not just have an alcohol enema? Gets straight into your system, no pesky liver to detract from your buzz. Oh, you might die if you take too much, but sure that's all part of the cause too.


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    #1611
    John
    Registered Users Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    I finish on Wednesday too. I don't know what I'm doing but it'll involve an adventure.


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    #1612
    europerson
    Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭europerson


    Woo-hoo! I got a job at long last.


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    #1613
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    where?


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    #1614
    Black_Couch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭Black_Couch


    Well i got an interview, finally. I've been looking for jobs for so long now its about time.


    http://jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=265334

    Agent smith i know you were looking for a job with the Revenue commission, I never got a response either. Try that link, its not where I got the interview but it looks a good job too.


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    #1615
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Heh i never got contacted by the revenue commission either :P bastids.


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    #1616
    europerson
    Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭europerson


    I got a job as a tour guide in Mellifont Abbey. It's not the most relevant job, but it's handy to get to, since it's just a few miles from where I live.

    I had applied for the Revenue Commissioners too and with FBD. Revenue just sent me a letter acknowledging my application and I heard nothing from them since. I really disliked their online application system. It wouldn't even let me tell them I was in college.


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    #1617
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Aye i know - couldnt point out the fact that all the stuff they wanted i could handle with ease because, well, it seemed fairly piss easy.


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    #1618
    Edwardius
    Registered Users Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    I'm finished bitches! FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:D RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #1619
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Congrats Dead Ed!

    Still 2 more left for me, wit the penultimate one tomorrow. Screwed. I know sod-all about Latin American politics and it's all just so confusing. And there's no past papers so very little indication on what might/might not come up in the exam.

    But since this is a woo-hoo thread: I just had a toasted ham&cheese sambo.
    Mmmm... Fcukin' delish, man.


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    #1620
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    After all my plans to get up early this morning and finish all my study to get a good mark, I ended up sleeping in until 0850. It was only by chance that I woke up (****ING alarm clock). So, there goes any hope I had of a II.1. But to be honest I don't ****ing care because


    I'M FINISHED!

    except for maths, but that's piss anyways


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    #1621
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Pet wrote:

    except for maths, but that's piss anyways

    urine_sample.jpg

    Thats Piss....


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