The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

John

Am I being defended or insulted by Awayindahils? I'm confuddled!

Awayindahils

this is why most people just let me rattle on and don't really pay that much attention.

Crash

Hilarys talking - lets not listen.

John

Listen to what you say?

shay_562

this is why most people just let me rattle on and don't really pay that much attention.

I find smiling and nodding while murmuring "That's right, dear" whenever the white noise lowers down a bit works just fine.

Crash

'xactly.

Awayindahils

there once was a lady who sallowed a fly
i dont know why she swallowed a fly
prehaps she'll die

there once was a lady who swallowed a spider
who wriggle and tcikle and somethinged inside her
ishe swallowed the spider to catch the fly
i don't know why she swallowed the fly
prehaps she'll die.

there was a lady who swallowed a bird
how absurd to swallow a bird,
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
she swllowed the spidert to catch the fly
i dont know why she swallowed the fly
perhaps she'll die.


skipping several verse..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


there once was a lady who swallowed a horse
shes dead.

or soemthing quite close i always liked that bit.

Agent Smith

/me watches Tumble-weed roll by...


Woohoo for my aunt! she send me money as a Present for setting up her telly last week!

Joe's in the money...
Joe's in the money...
AN soforth

John

Interrupting my train of thought lines of longitude and latitude define refine my altitudes

Pet

I'm sick of painting in black and white, my pen is dry, now I'm uptight, so sick of limiting myself to fit your definition.

Redefine.

Crash

All i see around me through the haze
are mindless days of dark and damp
and rott and i really should replace that floorboard before it goes oh and what if grandma came over and tripped and fell over it jesus i'd never hear the end of it from the wife, it'd be blah blah this and dirty whore that, and before you know it i'm old and can't get it up and i'm lying in my own vomit and **** in a nursing home hammering the call button but the stupid filipino wench on the desk is too busy on the phone calling her husband for a quickie that she won't come and wash my **** covered stained body and sheets and then I DIE ONE DECREPIT NIGHT AT A TIME....



ok it started off as a half remembered lyric, then became a rant. oh well.

Mola.mola

yeah let's all write a story written in emo.

Awayindahils

i hate the parentals..i mean like man they are so uptight. like they just don't get it...i'm totally like ensestive and deep and like my hair, i mena man its like so a reflection of my inner struggles but more depsair, and the girl witht eh piercing yeah she like totally digs it and so like man wnats me to die it pink. and we like we write poetry. i mean poetry. it soo like deep, and meaningful and these mortals and like the parentals like they just don't get it. i mean the world is like so sad, and so lonely. and i'm so totally in touch with the like all of that...ah damn lost my emo buzz

but is essence...emo kid= BESS girl-(prozac+fake tan)

Pet

Incomplete equation.

emo girl = BESS girl - (prozac + fake tan) + marginally better taste in music + some shred of original thought.

Awayindahils

emo girl= orginal thought


now pet i know that you have strange sympthies but seriously...emo girls are sheep as much as BOPs are sheep.

arbeitsscheuer

Emo girl is better than BESS girl...

Wait a minute...

I KNEW THAT ALREADY!

Damn mathematicians telling us sh*t we already know...:mad:

John

Pet wrote:

Incomplete equation.

emo girl = BESS girl - (prozac + fake tan) + marginally better taste in music + some shred of original thought.

I debate this one. Emo kids = sheeps

Mola.mola

I was out and about today and my pants ripped! Lucky there was a penney's nearby to buy a pair of 6 euro jeans. Wish there was a dunnes, dunners cheap jeans > penny's.

Awayindahils

SebtheBum wrote:

Emo girl is better than BESS girl...

Wait a minute...

I KNEW THAT ALREADY!

Damn mathematicians telling us sh*t we already know...:mad:

isn't that a BnL girl in your case or a commerce girl?

John

Mola.mola wrote:

I was out and about today and my pants ripped! Lucky there was a penney's nearby to buy a pair of 6 euro jeans. Wish there was a dunnes, dunners cheap jeans > penny's.

You should do like Conor and patch the hole with an American flag

Pet

Oh emo kids are sheep. Just sheep with slightly more introspection than your average BOP. I know that I'd rather be stuck in a lift with an emo kid than a BESS girl, if only marginally..

Mola.mola

John2 wrote:

You should do like Conor and patch the hole with an American flag

or do a guiney and just ignore it.

Awayindahils

Pet wrote:

Oh emo kids are sheep. Just sheep with slightly more introspection than your average BOP. I know that I'd rather be stuck in a lift with an emo kid than a BESS girl, if only marginally..

infairness stuck in a lift with an emo kid and a BESS girl and you'd pick the emo kid...

now really what are BESS girls famous for and then your in a lift, quite the location one could say.


*has a nagging feleing someone is going to take offence to steroetyping

Pet

Hmmm. You speak the truth. I completely missed that factor.

Mola.mola

bess girl does emo guy in ussher lift? trinity porno? crash you still got that camera?

Awayindahils

more like trinity urban legend

Mola.mola

more like [strike]hilary[/strike] snorlax in freshers' week.!

Awayindahils

*looks appalled*

and i thought i got away with that....those mirrors make it all the more entetaining;)

Mola.mola

yeah you can see the guys ass while he's humping you. great image.

arbeitsscheuer

Mola.mola wrote:

yeah you can see the guys ass while he's humping you. great image.

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it!