The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

Awayindahils

mmh mola.mola what seb said, you should give the lifts a try:p

its a real ride...(bad punny pun)

Mola.mola

lifts make me dizzy. but that can only aid the experience to be honest.

me and pet are discussing a new campaign for stephanie welfrae officer. you want in on it? i think it may interest you.

Awayindahils

well whether i want in particularily or not i am now intrigud...so pray tell, whats the new campain?

Mola.mola

hmm.

LEARN HOW TO LOVE YOURSELF - A TRINITY WOMAN'S GUIDE TO MASTURBATION

By Kevin/roro/steph.

Pet

This was entirely Mola.mola's idea, just so you're clear..

*stands and watches from a distance*

Mola.mola

great idea though.

John

Sex on escalators is more fun

arbeitsscheuer

Indeed. Time challenge.

Mola.mola

30 second ride? my favorite.

John

Mola.mola wrote:

30 second ride? my favorite.

It would have to be being your only option

Awayindahils

Mola.mola wrote:

30 second ride? my favorite.

i take it you're some hit with the ladies then

John

Awayindahils wrote:

i take it you hit the ladies then

He's an angry man

Mola.mola

Are you trying to say I suffer (enjoy) premature ejaculation? Or are you saying well the escaltor really only takes 30 seconds.

But what if u keep walking down it. In the opposite direction. Like the thing in gladiators. you could do a slinky like position and keep rolling down steps. man, i gotta try this.

Awayindahils

damn you.

*mutters to self, must learn to reread posts, must learn tto reread posts*

John

lol

Pet

Just make sure not to get anything caught.

Tricity Bendix

Awayindahils wrote:

there once was a lady who sallowed a fly
i dont know why she swallowed a fly
prehaps she'll die

there once was a lady who swallowed a spider
who wriggle and tcikle and somethinged inside her
ishe swallowed the spider to catch the fly
i don't know why she swallowed the fly
prehaps she'll die.

there was a lady who swallowed a bird
how absurd to swallow a bird,
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
she swllowed the spidert to catch the fly
i dont know why she swallowed the fly
perhaps she'll die.


skipping several verse....(etc)


there once was a lady who swallowed a horse
shes dead.

or soemthing quite close i always liked that bit.

Listen babe, if you're going to ramble on you may as well do it properly.

First of all: 'There was an old lady' not 'There once was a lady'
Second: 'wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her'
Third: She swallowed a cat...how about that
Fourth: She swallowed a dog... what a hog
Fifth: She swallowed a hourse... she's dead, of course.

The final rhyming line is crucial.

Awayindahils

Babe?

first the taxi driver calls me sweetheart, now im being called babe on boards. male chauvenism ugh.


and i knew something wasn't sounding right about "there once was a lady...", but then you were the only one who spotted it. pride yourselves on your nursery rhymes do you?

Hermione*

Maybe he's just the only one to have read all of your nursey rhyme post?

Nietzschean

Awayindahils wrote:

Babe?

first the taxi driver calls me sweetheart, now im being called babe on boards. male chauvenism ugh.

Ah you love it really though. Chauvenism ftw.

Hermione*

Sweetheart I can take. It's when I'm mistaken for a feathered animal I get annoyed.

Nietzschean

you mean being referred to as a burd?...

arbeitsscheuer

Where I come from 'bird' is pretty standard, and nobody finds it insulting or demeaning in the slightest.

Heh, you Irish... *shakes head*

Hermione*

Hermione* wrote:

Sweetheart I can take. It's when I'm mistaken for a feathered animal I get annoyed.

?

Hermione*

Nietzschean wrote:

you mean being referred to as a burd?...

Indeed.

SebtheBum wrote:

Where I come from 'bird' is pretty standard, and nobody finds it insulting or demeaning in the slightest.

Heh, you Irish... *shakes head*

Tbh, even if I was a Londoner, I don't think I'd like it ... pet, sweetheat, dear, all that, fine. Bird/ chick, no.

Agent Smith

Hermione* wrote:

Sweetheart I can take. It's when I'm mistaken for a feathered animal I get annoyed.

Awayindahils

agent smith wrote:

its been done.

nah the sweetheart from the taxi driver was just skin crawlingly annoying. people who know you not so bad really. Luv from a taxi driver is standard enough but sweetheart??

Hermione*

Myth wrote:

?

Looks nothing like me tbh, Myth

Joe, very original :rolleyes:

John

I ****ing hate that owl. I hope whoever came up with Orally Owl gets cancer of the face

arbeitsscheuer

Hermione* wrote:

Tbh, even if I was a Londoner, I don't think I'd like it

That's an odd thing to say - how can u possibly know since you ain't a Londoner?!:p

I still love the O RLY owl... Deadleh buzz...