Cleaning Duties

threebeards

3 men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Albania, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a
couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Mayo woman. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye.

TerrorFirmer

haha, brilliant!!

kjt

Hahahha good joke

Tyrrial

i like it!

Mossy Monk

excellent