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kids are great

  • 29-07-2005 10:19am
    #1
    jaggeh
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    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.

    The mom sees her son quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

    The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"

    The mother replies "Well your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

    "You're wasting your time, " said the boy.

    "Why is that"? asked his mom, puzzled.

    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."


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  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
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    God bless the kids


  • #3
    Beekay
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    heres one along the same lines

    Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in 'the act'. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"


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