Post Your Funny Limericks Here...

Oliverdog

RoundTower wrote: »

I heard that this was written by the Goon Show in an improv challenge, each member wrote one line and could only see the last word of the lines before him.

Nearly. I think it was 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue!' Willie Rushton was certainly involved.

Here's one -

There was an old lady from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough.
She drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But, sadly, she didn't pull through.

Rikand

There was an old man called Dave,
Who dug a prostitute out of her grave,
She was mouldy as s**t
and missing a tit
But look at the money he saved!

Podge2k7

Rickylovesuall wrote: »

There was an old man called Dave,
Who dug a prostitute out of her grave,
She was mouldy as s**t
and missing a tit
But look at the money he saved!

Lmfao!:D

fred funk }{

Surprised nobody has posted this one, it's as old as the hills


There was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
his dick was a flower
and his balls were covered in weeds

OneArt

I love poetry.

This is my favourite poem

There was a young man called Kelly
Who preferred his wife's ass to her belly
He shrieked with delight
As he ploughed through the sh*te,
And filled up her hole with his jelly

Persiancowboy

Here's a couple more:

There was a young whore from Leicester
Who said to the man who undressed her
"if you want a good grind
You'll have to come in from behind
Cos me front is beginning to fester..."


A Garda from Limerick Junction
Whose organ had long-ceased to function
fooled his wife
for the rest of her life
by using the thick end of his truncheon......