Quotes 'n stuff

staaap

"because the universe hates you!"
"prove it!"

(this is quickly turning into an eiseart-fest)

Undergod

Raphael wrote:

Actually, No. Session 1 2005 is stealing it from session 1 2003, rory loughnans RA group.

Solidarity, brother. But he got pissed off when we overused it.

Gyaaargh!

David Whyte, James Gough, Guy, Lake, Bill and I have a long list of ker-azy quotes that are too amusing for lesser mortals to comprehend.

"Oh Bill, be careful, it's a treachorous journey, oh Bill, oh my, oh God, oh be careful when you set out..."
"Set out where?"
"Oh... oh my..."

Classic

And, to Ciaran's group in general

"LAANDMI-INE!"

staaap

o yeah one more:
a certain american who will not be named -"Dang you to Heck!!

Liquorice

staaap wrote:

liz:when you rape a baby you break both its legs and you will burst its pelvis
*stunned silence as we all wonder how liz knows this*

I told her that. It's pretty logical tbh. You don't break the legs though, just the hip-bones. Well, if you're rough about it..

And I should really shut up now as even I don't want to hear about raping babies. It's more wrong than wrong could ever be.

doonothing

ultimate quote of the session:

DAAAAAAAVE!

Yanniscaus

Undergod wrote:

Gyaaargh!

AHA!! you see, someone hath volounteered in my noble quest to the proper spelling of the ultimate pirate utteration...

Yanniscaus

Undergod wrote:

"Oh Bill, be careful, it's a treachorous journey, oh Bill, oh my, oh God, oh be careful when you set out..."
"Set out where?"
"Oh... oh my..."

oh yeah!! that was the best thing said ever!! twas dave whyte, methinks..

hey, peoples from ciarans ra group, what was the deal with that landmine thing neway

Piste

staaap wrote:

liz:when you rape a baby you break both its legs and you will burst its pelvis
*stunned silence as we all wonder how liz knows this*

:eek: Who do you think I am? I NEVER once said ANYTHING about breaking babies' legs! and bursting their pelvis'*








*you break the pelvis and burst what ever oprgan you happen to run into....


Liz for President in 2030.

Jim_Are_Great

Undergod wrote:

"Oh Bill, be careful, it's a treachorous journey, oh Bill, oh my, oh God, oh be careful when you set out..."
"Set out where?"
"Oh... oh my..."

*holding bottom lip out ridiculously* "Oh, Bill - I need some moisture, gimme some moisture"

LordCran

I remember one day we did the Book Club for activities, and barely read at all. David had a book of Shakespeare's quotes, and here are just a few of them:
"Thou smellst of mountain goat!" (I shouted this one at Bertie, he pretended not to hear. Next time I saw him, he was chewing socks and bleating)
"Get thou to a nunnery!" (Muireann enjoyed that one)
"Thou hast less brain in thee than I have in mine elbows!" (A classic)
Dammit, I can't remember any more. Here are some all purpose quotes:
David: (in my notebook) W00g, you sporking knave!
(Whaaaaaattttt???)

Squee: (while doing a project on Vlad the Impaler) Victims would have a stake driven through the anus...they would be dragged down by their own bodyweight (goes on for far too long while the class squirm around with looks of disgust on their faces)
Brian: (later) Thank you for that project on Vlad the Ass-sticker.

Mairéad: (during Vertigo at the final disco) Bono is sex on legs!
Ciarán: So is Margaret Thatcher!
(I think it was only the two of us who heard that, which is just as well. Why did I say it? I had to say something about Maggie.)

I also remember Jessica's project on torture. As she read out the graphic details, Naomi looked sicker and sicker, until she came to the highlight: The Pear of Anguish! It's so gruesome that I'll spare you, but Naomi didn't look great. When we got to ask questions, Dearbhail had fun by asking Jessica to repeat all the gory details.
I'll post more as I think of them.

StupidLikeAFox

LordCran wrote:

It's so gruesome that I'll spare you

Nah its cool, go ahead

Flashling

Oh, now I'm curious....

PurpleFistMixer

Enjoy.
But, uh, not if you're of a weak disposition.

Piste

Another quote: Bertie(looking extremely happy with himself):' I just found out what felching means today!'

Undergod

Yanniscaus wrote:

oh yeah!! that was the best thing said ever!! twas dave whyte, methinks..

hey, peoples from ciarans ra group, what was the deal with that landmine thing neway

It was David and Donnacha.

No-one explain the landmine thing. It's an in-joke.


LAANDMI-INE!

StupidLikeAFox

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

Enjoy.
But, uh, not if you're of a weak disposition.

Oh awesome, i thought it was somethin she had made up, never thought of a google

Flashling

PurpleFistMixer wrote:

Enjoy.

I read that and all I thought was "oh, that's what it was". I worry me.

guX

Tits.

curliq

^^^^

Spraypaint

Me: "It was a fairly crap disco but cutting short American Pie was the straw that broke the camel's back."
TJ, in all seriousness:
" I wonder how many straws it would actually take to break a camel's back?"
-Just one of many pointless questions.

Flashling

Oh, actual quote!
Conor- "I violated your monkey twice during that game"
Me-"you raped my monkey?"
Conor-"It's not rape if he consents...."

Hobotastic

Jim: Where'd you park the car?
Me: I didn't park the car, you parked the car!
Jim: Oh yeah? **** this, I'm going to the pub.

One of our many "married" conversations.

synge

after spying on people's rooms again out of our kitchen window in the middle of the night

Me & roommate: Bertie! why aren't you running in your pajamas like your group?
Bertie:You know why.

just goes to show.....

Crash

that bertie doesnt have nice pyjamas?

Jim_Are_Great

Hobotastic wrote:

Jim: Where'd you park the car?
Me: I didn't park the car, you parked the car!
Jim: Oh yeah? **** this, I'm going to the pub.

One of our many "married" conversations.

MUST you keep bringing that up, dear - it's so embarassing in public...

Also, I can hardly believe I only thought of this now:

"My name is Stefano, I am an Italian man. I have been bitten forty three seven... hundred times, mainly on the face. Most of what you see here has been reconstructed. I think they did a pretty good job, though you may notice my moustace is a tad ascew..."

Spraypaint

Spraypaint wrote:

Me: "It was a fairly crap disco but cutting short American Pie was the straw that broke the camel's back."
TJ, in all seriousness:
" I wonder how many straws it would actually take to break a camel's back?"
-Just one of many pointless questions.

I didn't think you could sum up t.j in one quote but that did it!, well done killian *pats killian on back*

Lady penelopy

some of the millions:
"we want barrys sex!"
"i often have duels with my flatmate...im faster, but hes got the bigger sword..."fiachra
to end any philosophical debate:"yeah, well, you cant prove you exist, so shut up!"
and amny more...

also synge:i just saw the play in the olympia from which you got your sig(deirdre of the sorrows). fabbity fab. as you seem to be a fan, you should go see it, if you havnt already.

elephamt king

just thought of an unmentioned in-joke,
the weird fetish game,
however i think that was just david whyte and myself,jimmcha,james and bil may also know of it.

Undergod

John Bowler: AIDAN TOUCHES PIGS!

BenBen

(at cinema)

Screen : Love movies. Not piracy.
Pirate ppl : No pirates???! We're leaving!

On the finer points of YAAAAARRRRR..

It probably started the pirate thing with the pirate joke.

Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!

(At karaoke show)
Ciaran : I dont really like music
(We get ciaran to sing along to the song being played)
Me: youre getting it..
Ciaran: i dont like singing..
Peter: Singing is like having sex. You have to have an orgasm at every word.
Me:Yeah!!!! Like Bono.

or whatever