Quotes 'n stuff

Flashling

Oh, actual quote!
Conor- "I violated your monkey twice during that game"
Me-"you raped my monkey?"
Conor-"It's not rape if he consents...."

Hobotastic

Jim: Where'd you park the car?
Me: I didn't park the car, you parked the car!
Jim: Oh yeah? **** this, I'm going to the pub.

One of our many "married" conversations.

synge

after spying on people's rooms again out of our kitchen window in the middle of the night

Me & roommate: Bertie! why aren't you running in your pajamas like your group?
Bertie:You know why.

just goes to show.....

Crash

that bertie doesnt have nice pyjamas?

Jim_Are_Great

Hobotastic wrote:

Jim: Where'd you park the car?
Me: I didn't park the car, you parked the car!
Jim: Oh yeah? **** this, I'm going to the pub.

One of our many "married" conversations.

MUST you keep bringing that up, dear - it's so embarassing in public...

Also, I can hardly believe I only thought of this now:

"My name is Stefano, I am an Italian man. I have been bitten forty three seven... hundred times, mainly on the face. Most of what you see here has been reconstructed. I think they did a pretty good job, though you may notice my moustace is a tad ascew..."

Spraypaint

Spraypaint wrote:

Me: "It was a fairly crap disco but cutting short American Pie was the straw that broke the camel's back."
TJ, in all seriousness:
" I wonder how many straws it would actually take to break a camel's back?"
-Just one of many pointless questions.

I didn't think you could sum up t.j in one quote but that did it!, well done killian *pats killian on back*

Lady penelopy

some of the millions:
"we want barrys sex!"
"i often have duels with my flatmate...im faster, but hes got the bigger sword..."fiachra
to end any philosophical debate:"yeah, well, you cant prove you exist, so shut up!"
and amny more...

also synge:i just saw the play in the olympia from which you got your sig(deirdre of the sorrows). fabbity fab. as you seem to be a fan, you should go see it, if you havnt already.

elephamt king

just thought of an unmentioned in-joke,
the weird fetish game,
however i think that was just david whyte and myself,jimmcha,james and bil may also know of it.

Undergod

John Bowler: AIDAN TOUCHES PIGS!

BenBen

(at cinema)

Screen : Love movies. Not piracy.
Pirate ppl : No pirates???! We're leaving!

On the finer points of YAAAAARRRRR..

It probably started the pirate thing with the pirate joke.

Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!

(At karaoke show)
Ciaran : I dont really like music
(We get ciaran to sing along to the song being played)
Me: youre getting it..
Ciaran: i dont like singing..
Peter: Singing is like having sex. You have to have an orgasm at every word.
Me:Yeah!!!! Like Bono.

or whatever

Piste

What's a pirate's favourite Noble Gas?

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGON!





I'll get my coat.....

synge

after trying to help out the guy's hall's smell problem by spaying our air freshener
and in return getting attacked by the guys in our class with Lynx

" F**k !!!!!! I smell like MAN!"

*dave comes down the stairs and looks at us strangely*

[Core]

How has no one added ... SURPRISE SEX!

Chowburger

"It's not rape if you yell 'surprise' first!"

Dearv

kevin: Bertie & Ciara covered in hot caramel sauce

kevin: with the una song verses
"katie, she's just a little bit blonde but lets not hold that against here; its not her fault she was dropped on her head as a child!"

& of course the brill one bout me" its dearbhail; shes just a little bit of a malteaser - brown on the outside & blonde on the inside!"

SURPRISE SEX!!!

& of course
T STANDS 4 SMART§§§

StupidLikeAFox

I remember last years quote thread being a lot better

Raphael

I remember your face being a lot better. But then you got reconstructive surgery to remove it from your ass and it all went downhill from there

(I kid)

StupidLikeAFox

oooook

Undergod

Raphael wrote:

I remember your face being a lot better. But then you got reconstructive surgery to remove it from your ass and it all went downhill from there

Raph, you have secured a place in my CTYI menagerie.

COCK

Discussing strange fetishes with art...

Me: My fetish is prime numbers
Art: (loudly and jokingly, as old man walks by) My fetish is naked children!

Art got the dirtiest look then by that guy, funny time


At the cork reunion...

Bill out of nowhere pipes up with
"I'm going to translate saves by the bell into pirate rap"

the strangest thing ive heard in a while

meeka

prime numbers? what an odd fetish =p

Adesina

Session 1 quote:

Kevin: I fixed you. I should be a doctor.
Me: No you didn't, I fixed myself.
Kevin: Ye ok, you fixed yourself. *mutters* I fixed you.

Jade Chihuahua

Ben(After seeing Fantastic Four): That movie sucked, the only good thing in it was Brad Pitt.

TalkISCheap

Mmmmm.....

Mersenne Primes.....

Google GIMPS. I'm faaar too lazy to post a link.

Flashling

"Molesto man, get out of my dreams and into my van"

Raphael

Mersenne prime = 2^x-1

TalkISCheap

oui, oui. i have the last (longest) one saved. 4.5 mbs or something ridiculous.

*nerd hat*

StupidLikeAFox

TalkISCheap wrote:

*nerd hat*

Raphael

Ah the joys of google image search...

TalkISCheap

Things are bad when net images searches are of hats...

Jim_Are_Great

COCK wrote:

At the cork reunion...

Bill out of nowhere pipes up with
"I'm going to translate saves by the bell into pirate rap"

the strangest thing ive heard in a while

It was actually Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, ef-wy-eye.

Piste

John: Eh, Liz, you do know that penises don't vibrate, right?

EdgeOf17

Drama Session One quotes!!:

BRONA [instructor, for you poor folks that didn't take the course]: Some people like to stay in and beat their children.

DAVID: It's escaping time! Hair flick!!

BRONA: Brona does not use pronouns.

BRONA: Please remember it's still morning and we shouldn't be in our sarcastic speaking-out-of-turn afternoon moods yet.
DAVID: OKAY, BRONA!!

AOIFE / ANDREA [TA]: Episode change! Episode change! Episode change!!

ALEX: My sides have splut.

EVERYONE: Fort! Fort! Fort! Fort! Fort! Fort!

GEORGE: Yar! What's the passw- [enter Colm] Oh crap!!

LiamD

You were so lucky having Brona!She was such a legend RA last year.I bet that class was great.

elephamt king

thought of more injokes,

the prophecies under the amphitheatre - aisling, donncha, david whyte,james, bill + guy.(i love referring to myself in the third person.)

representational art, donnacha is a f***king genius

half of me is mexico, david whyte and james.

ooh aah i have teeth slapping game randomness- james and david whyte (legends)

elephamt king

Undergod wrote:

John Bowler: AIDAN TOUCHES PIGS!

During an introduction in the talent show:
me liz aine franklin: "JOHN LIKES FEET!"
John (stops in the middle of the intro):Will you stop saying that.

as part of advertising:

David Whyte about fifty times"Wear them once, wear them a thousand times."

The Gist of a new magnum ad by me, david whyte and some others: "So good it makes you puke!"

David whyte : "No finn, youjust dont understand, you eat extremely loudly, gimmee those,(grabs box of special k) its like this...(eats a handful of crumbs silently) well they werent crumbs then."

Demon Cleaner

As far as I can remeber,the weirdest fetish from the game was from donnacha ,and it was:
Microphone feedback,
From a stadium,
Filled with dogs.

Or john barrys (which he tested one day in the corridor ):
Smashing your nokia 3510i,
With a 0 button that doesn't work,
Off the ground.

Its a fun game.

carlowboy

Ciaran, our TA in maths wore a t-shirt with "pulsating" plastered across the chest of it.

Eamon (I think): Ciaran, you're pulsating again,

Morgan: Yeah pulsating in the ****ing ass!

Cue Ciaran lunging at Morgan. Happy days!

synge

letter to maths class from Arch A: "We know where you live."
Mary (TA): yeah *points to the ceiling*
letter to maths classfrom Arch A: "You might want to get curtains"
Mary (TA): of course because we are going to go outside and stare at you through your second story window

carlowboy

synge wrote:

letter to maths class from Arch A: "We know where you live."
Mary (TA): yeah *points to the ceiling*
letter to maths classfrom Arch A: "You might want to get curtains"
Mary (TA): of course because we are going to go outside and stare at you through your second story window

I remember there being something else in that note regarding Eamonn to which numerous "ooooh"s and such were raised

ChocolateTurtle

Funniest quote by Roisin: Ten second rule, it takes me ten seconds to get it up!

ChocolateTurtle

THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd piss everyone off. Mission accomplished.
Love to you all!

Flashling

Session one quotes:

Fiona- "I'll have the lamb and the vegetarian option"

Conor- "So many people thought that the monkey was real...they kept spilling their drinks"
Dave-"Conor, how many women have you made wet with that monkey?"

Deirdre-"I just love guys hands...they're so sexy..."
Me-"Uhh...yup, they're pretty...hand-like"
Deirdre-"Oh, they can be"

Aleicia-"I say this as a bi-sexual person, you look hot"

Aisling Madden-*as a small child walked by* "My genitalia got ripped off in a freak accident"

When the psychology class were laughing to spite japanese- "Oh, simon, can we say something, please?"
Simon-"No, you have to learn..."
*Pyschology class laughs louder*
Simon, shouting-"Oh, you guys suck"

Fiona-"No data to the EXTREME...from Japan"

EdgeOf17

LiamD wrote:

You were so lucky having Brona!She was such a legend RA last year.I bet that class was great.

She was sound, best instructor EVER! Everyone really loved her. She was my RA Session One last year too, so it was really cool to see her again.

Another drama quote:

GEORGE [mostly, though everyone joined in]: Hi, journalism!!

Adesina

Flashling wrote:

Session one quotes:

Aisling Madden-*as a small child walked by* "My genitalia got ripped off in a freak accident"

Wasn't that when we were sitting in the hut and the kid was just sitting there? .

More Session 1 Quotes:

Odran: *sitting in a hut in the zoo with a small kid standing there* Let's get naked! *cue the kid's mother walking in*

Aisling Madden: *as an old couple are walking by* I LIKE CHEESE!

Flashling

No, the kid walked past us in the hut.......PEDANTIC FOOL!

Un-Big

Does anyone from Chinese remeber the words to that Chinese Christmers carol James made up?

Undergod

That was hillarious.


We wish you many measures of joy suggestion
We wish you many measures of joy suggestion
We wish you many measures of joy suggestion
And an enlightened future annum.

Or something.

Un-Big

lmao, ahh good times. And then there was "Kellogs, the nutritiers breakferst!" Or something of the sort

Adesina

Flashling wrote:

No, the kid walked past us in the hut.......PEDANTIC FOOL!

Meh, you're probably right. I have a terrible memory.