Quotes 'n stuff

Piste

What's a pirate's favourite Noble Gas?

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGON!





I'll get my coat.....

synge

after trying to help out the guy's hall's smell problem by spaying our air freshener
and in return getting attacked by the guys in our class with Lynx

" F**k !!!!!! I smell like MAN!"

*dave comes down the stairs and looks at us strangely*

[Core]

How has no one added ... SURPRISE SEX!

Chowburger

"It's not rape if you yell 'surprise' first!"

Dearv

kevin: Bertie & Ciara covered in hot caramel sauce

kevin: with the una song verses
"katie, she's just a little bit blonde but lets not hold that against here; its not her fault she was dropped on her head as a child!"

& of course the brill one bout me" its dearbhail; shes just a little bit of a malteaser - brown on the outside & blonde on the inside!"

SURPRISE SEX!!!

& of course
T STANDS 4 SMART§§§

StupidLikeAFox

I remember last years quote thread being a lot better

Raphael

I remember your face being a lot better. But then you got reconstructive surgery to remove it from your ass and it all went downhill from there

(I kid)

StupidLikeAFox

oooook

Undergod

Raphael wrote:

I remember your face being a lot better. But then you got reconstructive surgery to remove it from your ass and it all went downhill from there

Raph, you have secured a place in my CTYI menagerie.

COCK

Discussing strange fetishes with art...

Me: My fetish is prime numbers
Art: (loudly and jokingly, as old man walks by) My fetish is naked children!

Art got the dirtiest look then by that guy, funny time


At the cork reunion...

Bill out of nowhere pipes up with
"I'm going to translate saves by the bell into pirate rap"

the strangest thing ive heard in a while

meeka

prime numbers? what an odd fetish =p

Adesina

Session 1 quote:

Kevin: I fixed you. I should be a doctor.
Me: No you didn't, I fixed myself.
Kevin: Ye ok, you fixed yourself. *mutters* I fixed you.

Jade Chihuahua

Ben(After seeing Fantastic Four): That movie sucked, the only good thing in it was Brad Pitt.

TalkISCheap

Mmmmm.....

Mersenne Primes.....

Google GIMPS. I'm faaar too lazy to post a link.

Flashling

"Molesto man, get out of my dreams and into my van"

Raphael

Mersenne prime = 2^x-1

TalkISCheap

oui, oui. i have the last (longest) one saved. 4.5 mbs or something ridiculous.

*nerd hat*

StupidLikeAFox

TalkISCheap wrote:

*nerd hat*

Raphael

Ah the joys of google image search...

TalkISCheap

Things are bad when net images searches are of hats...

Jim_Are_Great

COCK wrote:

At the cork reunion...

Bill out of nowhere pipes up with
"I'm going to translate saves by the bell into pirate rap"

the strangest thing ive heard in a while

It was actually Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, ef-wy-eye.

Piste

John: Eh, Liz, you do know that penises don't vibrate, right?

EdgeOf17

Drama Session One quotes!!:

BRONA [instructor, for you poor folks that didn't take the course]: Some people like to stay in and beat their children.

DAVID: It's escaping time! Hair flick!!

BRONA: Brona does not use pronouns.

BRONA: Please remember it's still morning and we shouldn't be in our sarcastic speaking-out-of-turn afternoon moods yet.
DAVID: OKAY, BRONA!!

AOIFE / ANDREA [TA]: Episode change! Episode change! Episode change!!

ALEX: My sides have splut.

EVERYONE: Fort! Fort! Fort! Fort! Fort! Fort!

GEORGE: Yar! What's the passw- [enter Colm] Oh crap!!

LiamD

You were so lucky having Brona!She was such a legend RA last year.I bet that class was great.

elephamt king

thought of more injokes,

the prophecies under the amphitheatre - aisling, donncha, david whyte,james, bill + guy.(i love referring to myself in the third person.)

representational art, donnacha is a f***king genius

half of me is mexico, david whyte and james.

ooh aah i have teeth slapping game randomness- james and david whyte (legends)

elephamt king

Undergod wrote:

John Bowler: AIDAN TOUCHES PIGS!

During an introduction in the talent show:
me liz aine franklin: "JOHN LIKES FEET!"
John (stops in the middle of the intro):Will you stop saying that.

as part of advertising:

David Whyte about fifty times"Wear them once, wear them a thousand times."

The Gist of a new magnum ad by me, david whyte and some others: "So good it makes you puke!"

David whyte : "No finn, youjust dont understand, you eat extremely loudly, gimmee those,(grabs box of special k) its like this...(eats a handful of crumbs silently) well they werent crumbs then."

Demon Cleaner

As far as I can remeber,the weirdest fetish from the game was from donnacha ,and it was:
Microphone feedback,
From a stadium,
Filled with dogs.

Or john barrys (which he tested one day in the corridor ):
Smashing your nokia 3510i,
With a 0 button that doesn't work,
Off the ground.

Its a fun game.

carlowboy

Ciaran, our TA in maths wore a t-shirt with "pulsating" plastered across the chest of it.

Eamon (I think): Ciaran, you're pulsating again,

Morgan: Yeah pulsating in the ****ing ass!

Cue Ciaran lunging at Morgan. Happy days!

synge

letter to maths class from Arch A: "We know where you live."
Mary (TA): yeah *points to the ceiling*
letter to maths classfrom Arch A: "You might want to get curtains"
Mary (TA): of course because we are going to go outside and stare at you through your second story window

carlowboy

synge wrote:

letter to maths class from Arch A: "We know where you live."
Mary (TA): yeah *points to the ceiling*
letter to maths classfrom Arch A: "You might want to get curtains"
Mary (TA): of course because we are going to go outside and stare at you through your second story window

I remember there being something else in that note regarding Eamonn to which numerous "ooooh"s and such were raised