Quotes 'n stuff

Feral Mutant

Most of the good quotes have been mentioned already, the ones here may be pretty inaccurate so I apologize now for the mistakes.

Barry(RA): Before I say the names of all the guys in my RA group you should know we have developed a system of affectionate nicknames for eachother so stand up when you hear your affectionate nickname. Ready 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21 and 69

(someone): One guy got yelled at by Catriona for being dressed after lights out
Me: I didn't realise it was compulsory to get naked after lights out
(at the quiz a few nights later)
Me: Hey Ian it's after half ten, time to get naked!

Guy: Hey Dave you forgot your coke
Me: Silence you fool, it can be ours.

(Eiseart's strategy for freaking out the other team's speakers in debates)
Eiseart: Stare at his crotch!

(newscasters at the talent show)
Newscaster1: You know this next song is a lot like your mother
Newscaster2: It's musically apt
Newscaster1: And of course it's a prostitute

Newscaster: You know the number 69 always reminds me of your grandmother

(at an RA meeting)
Donncha: Is it true that two girls are being treated for ringworm after eating the burgers from the canteen?
Barry: There's no comment on that
Someone: That just means it's true
(few minutes later a guy walks in with a canteen tray, eating a burger)
Guy with burger: Hey what's going on?

Raphael

Bowler said it was true, Jimacha was eating the burger

LordCran

One of the greatest things to happen in Session 2:
Mairéad: (during RA challenge at Talent Show) Kevin, can I throw your boxers at Barry?
Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Mairéad cackles wickedly as Kevin's boxers fly onstage and come to rest right beside Barry)

Then there's Cork taking over Munster:
Kevin: (after Cork-indulgent Jack Lynch project) Any questions?
Ciarán: Yes. Where is this "Cork" place of which you speak?
Kevin: (draws map of Ireland on board, highlights most of Munster) This is Cork. Nothing else matters.
Ciarán: Errr, you seem to have most of Kerry there...
Kevin: NOTHING...ELSE...MATTERS!!! (crosses out rest of Kerry)

Niall: (rants about how great the North Side is)
Ciarán: (I'm from the South Side, by the way) You've never been to Tallaght, have you?
Niall: Well, Tallaght's a colony of the North Side, in the same way Malahide's a colony of the South Side.

Phil(RA): Ok, guys, we have to come up with a song to sing at the karaoke.
Ciarán: Ooooh, let's do Shine On You Crazy Diamond part 1! (a Pink Floyd song which is about 13 minutes long and has about 1-2 minutes of singing)

Dave: (on sign for Cup Pyramid Phase 1) 17 slave labourers died in its construction.
(Phase 5 sign) Cubes are the new pyramids!

Dave: I have to work Margaret Thatcher into my [Spanish Civil War] project. I'll just say she was born after the war.
Ciarán: Margaret Thatcher was never born, she was created in a cataclysm of fire and earth.

For my last one, look at my signature. And yes, I realise that I feature in most of these quotes, but I'm funny!

synge

eating marshmallows one night.......

"GELATIN DE BOEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Feral Mutant

LordCran wrote:

One of the greatest things to happen in Session 2:
Mairéad: (during RA challenge at Talent Show) Kevin, can I throw your boxers at Barry?
Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(Mairéad cackles wickedly as Kevin's boxers fly onstage and come to rest right beside Barry)

If he was so against his boxers being thrown why wasn't he wearing them at the time?

Un-Big

Grace: (Referring to the Chlamydia pants on the STI ad in the girls bathroom) I want a pair of those!!

Grace: *does buzzard impression*
Niamh: Not all fat people do that you know....

Feral Mutant

Can't believe I forgot this one

someone: It's the world's best pickup line: Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Eiseart: I remember I had that one used on me before ...... and it did smell like chloroform .... I can't remember much after that.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

I do believe that was Dylan Knapp. He rocks!

Mr.D.Leprachaun

Feral Mutant wrote:

(someone): One guy got yelled at by Catriona for being dressed after lights out.

He was in my RA group you should have heard some of our comment's on it! Bill's "cats and no pants don't mix" was the most memeroble part of the ensuing discussion in our RA meeting!

Un-Big

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

He was in my RA group you should have heard some of our comment's on it! Bill's "cats and no pants don't mix" was the most memeroble part of the ensuing discussion in our RA meeting!

I was at that RA meeting! *dances* I was also at the next one till Pamela kicked me out Good times.

Piste

I swopped with one of Dónall's students for an RA meeting...

Dónall: ''First things first, why are our group only on 5 points?- Liz, do you want to answer this one?''

Undergod

Guy: Pirates invented Marilyn Manson as a means of smuggling makeup.

Bill: Pirates invented Goth as a means of smuggling transvestites.

elephamt king

lol, misspelling godzilla fetish,
anyway who remembers the food game, me, dave whyte, jimmcha,james and bill

when me and jamie (leeming) were caught by a ceratin figure of authority doing impressions of said figure of authority 4 times in one day.

JenLorigan

elephamt king wrote:

anyway who remembers the food game

This being the tray-roll-flip game?

Zounds

Piste wrote:

I swopped with one of Dónall's students for an RA meeting...

Dónall: ''First things first, why are our group only on 5 points?- Liz, do you want to answer this one?''

I don't remember that....

Yanniscaus

Zounds wrote:

I don't remember that....

probably because you were at our ra meeting (ie, robs) instead of your own, as you always were
remember the time you were hiding from pam behind the blackboard thingy, and also the general abuse we gave cotton during the meetings? ah, good times

Can't Believe i haven't seen this thread yet!

Frenchy(It had just started to rain, on the first wednesday)
"Oh, My first rain of Ireland!!!"

Frenchy(Constantly, whenever you had an open bottle)
"Can i have a Swallow?"

Frenchy again (To Maeve)
"Do you spit or Swallow?"
(then he asked Rosie, who is in fact his cousin)

The Mad Frenchman again (after he had come last in the Share competition)
"never invest in the irish Stock market!"

Who else!
"Can i have a borrow of your IPod?"

elephamt king

JenLorigan wrote:

This being the tray-roll-flip game?

no, twas the feeding david whyte food game.

Mammy

Ah Frenchy, what a hero! He phoned Brandon Levin when he was down in Galway with his family, Leland Cox and his family and four RAs. The conversation was priceless. About five minutes into it, Brandon whispered to us: "I don't have a clue what this guy is saying!" Then, when Frenchy was asked where he was in Ireland, he replied: "Somewhere between Galway and Killarney!" He is seriously one of the most comic characters I've ever met.

Outcast

Overeducation in women leads to Horrific ugliness, morbid obesity and beard growth!

TalkISCheap

I concur.

*cough*

Manda5678

Outcast wrote:

Overeducation in women leads to Horrific ugliness, morbid obesity and beard growth!

tee hee.

Undergod

Not exactly relevant, but I had written 'warning: this object may not exist' on a desk and it was written over with badly co-ordinated abuse, and the 'Fnord' c placed on the same desk had 'wtf?' beside it, so I wrote 'stfu, n00b!'. Can't wait for the response.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

*pretends to comprehend*