Your fantasy Big Brother?

PullMyFinger!

What stipulations would you have? Id put ten people in with ten of their exs and sit back to watch the fun begin. Over to you

EKRIUQ

They did that with the American BB, wasn't a great success!!

qz

5 dogs, 3 cats, 2 mice.

PullMyFinger!

BingoBongo wrote:

They did that with the American BB, wasn't a great success!!

Thats were I must have got the idea. I think it'd work great with the UK BB

chump

I think they should put a huge range of freaks in, this whole gay card is getting old.

The need to put in people who are
disabled
members of extremist movements
raging feminists
really fat
really ugly

generally spice it up a little

Have pro-life vs. pro-choice, have white supremist vs. black egalitarian
Anorexic vs. obese

un-bland it up a little

LadyJ

I'd throw in a few priests,a couple of hookers and mix them with celebrities. Quality!

Dinner

I'd just have BB keep playing tricks on them. If the housemates woke up to find all the furniture re arranged and stuff. Just have fun with them. A bit like this year but more.

magnumlady

I'm probably going to get slated for this but I would put people with OCD and tourettes into the house.

SprostonGreen

Armed crossbows in the wall. Anyone talking about leaving or deliberately playing up the shock factor, or screeching like Makosi, would be speared.

Pigman II

I'd probably make it so that

1) Physical torture eg electrodes on genitals etc
2) the house would shink (moveable walls) everytime someone got evicted
3) Make the run only for 7 weeks but only give them 5 hours sleep a night.
4) Make the winner stay in the house by themselves for an unspecified amount of time (perhaps up to a week)
5) Get rid of the weekly task shopping budget etc and have contestants eat thru a dropper mechanism
6) People dressed as ninjas routinly come in during the night and throw firecrackers at sleeping contestants
7) 'A hole' ie solitary confinement for troublemakers.
8) A boxing ring to settle arguements that are started (men v women permitted too - and no headgear)
9) Chinese water torture.
10) If you want to leave you have to hop the fense... but security guards are allowed to tazer you if you try.

BTW I'm not taking the piss. I seriously want a BB where I can watch these people suffer and be routinely tortured during their stay. If they want 100k then I want to see them earn it for doing more than just sitting on their arses munching food and playing up to the camera every so often in order to get 2million idiots to vote the other guy out.

daveg

Pigman II wrote:

I'd probably make it so that

1) Physical torture eg electrodes on genitals etc
2) the house would shink (moveable walls) everytime someone got evicted
3) Make the run only for 7 weeks but only give them 5 hours sleep a night.
4) Make the winner stay in the house by themselves for an unspecified amount of time (perhaps up to a week)
5) Get rid of the weekly task shopping budget etc and have contestants eat thru a dropper mechanism
6) People dressed as ninjas routinly come in during the night and throw firecrackers at sleeping contestants
7) 'A hole' ie solitary confinement for troublemakers.
8) A boxing ring to settle arguements that are started (men v women permitted too - and no headgear)
9) Chinese water torture.
10) If you want to leave you have to hop the fense... but security guards are allowed to tazer you if you try.

BTW I'm not taking the piss. I seriously want a BB where I can watch these people suffer and be routinely tortured during their stay. If they want 100k then I want to see them earn it for doing more than just sitting on their arses munching food and playing up to the camera every so often in order to get 2million idiots to vote the other guy out.

Superb. You should email that to CH4.

BaZmO*

I'm loving your ideas Pigman. Especially the Ninja and Shrinking House ones.

B.