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Doctor - little bit rude

  • 03-08-2005 9:54am
    #1
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭


    A woman hears her husband swearing up a storm from behind the bathroom
    door. She knocks and asks, "What is it?".
    Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, "The doctor prescribed
    suppositories for this stomach problem I've been having and no
    matter what I do, I just can't get the bloody thing up there.
    Even the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how it was done, and I tell you it took him forever to get it up there, and it hurt like hell!".

    "You were probably nervous and tense and he probably wasn't very gentle
    with you. Here, let me give you the suppository, I don't mind," says the
    wife.
    Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on
    his shoulder to brace him and with the right hand, quickly and easily slips
    the suppository up her husband's rear end. The husband lets out a
    bloodcurdling scream.

    "My God," says the wife. "What happened!?. Did I hurt you?".

    "No!", cries the man. "But I just realised that when the doctor did it,

    he had BOTH his hands on my shoulders!".


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