The most dissapointing gift ever....

deedee lepoopoo

A Michael Jackson Doll, complete with rhinestone glove . His clothes were even too small to put on Sindy. Totally useless.

Lola123

MiamiDancer wrote:

Arent men just soooooooooooo stupid sometimes....

Yep. Do they not understand that they're supposed to make some sort of romantic gesture cos it's NICE as opposed to fobbing us off with "it's a stupid day". Scabby b@st@rds!

BizzyC

*Why are all women stupid?


See I can make generalisations aswell......



[size=-3]*I dont actually believe this, so relax.[/size]

Zukustious

A free sample of aftershave from my aunt.

joejoem

Why do women like going out for dinner all the time, am I the only one who thinks its a pain in the crevis? First you have to wait for ages then order then wait for a starter then wait for main course then try to get the attention of the waitress so you can get the bill, then put the money in the wallet and wait for the waitress to come over and take the money then wait for the waitress to bring back your money.............. I would much prefer to cook a big meal and enjoy it at my own pace. From time to time a meal out is nice.

LadyJ

joejoem wrote:

Why do women like going out for dinner all the time, am I the only one who thinks its a pain in the crevis? First you have to wait for ages then order then wait for a starter then wait for main course then try to get the attention of the waitress so you can get the bill, then put the money in the wallet and wait for the waitress to come over and take the money then wait for the waitress to bring back your money.............. I would much prefer to cook a big meal and enjoy it at my own pace. From time to time a meal out is nice.

I hate going out to dinner. I don't like people watching me eat. Makes me uncomfortable.

joejoem

LadyJ wrote:

I hate going out to dinner. I don't like people watching me eat. Makes me uncomfortable.

Me Too!

BizzyC

Actually, just remembered,

I gave someone a christening card with a car air freshener in it for their 21st.

Didn't know them all that well, and didn't know it was their b-day, so it was down to the nearest garage.....

Worked a treat actually, she thought it was hillarious..

Santa Claus

At the age of 10 I received a hair dryer off my parents for christmas.
as a 10 year old boy with short hair, I had no use for it whatsoever but I did put on a brave face.

I remember hearing my older sister who was 20 at the time giving out to them later that evening.

Santa Claus

On the valentines thing, I brought am ex away to a nice hotel, choccies champagne the lot one valentines day.....only to be called insensitive and have her blub her eyes out because her dog had died on valentines day when she was 6 (How the hell was I mean to know....and ffs that was 20 years ago, get over it woman) !

randomfella

Probraly
-books already read which were really crap anyway
-karoke set - worst thing was i could tell it was expensive, used it once.
-free samples of aftershave
-slippers from same person every year
-lynx sets every year from same person
-a copy for school, had some ****ty design on the front, never used in case i got slagged!

COme to think of it, isn't it hard to think of what presents u got over the last few years, maybe its just me being ungrateful?

Tiffany

- As a kid, woke up on Christmas morning to find that Santa had brought me a bicycle helmet. Although I did get the bike later that day.

- My ma went to Spain and brought me back a Simpsons mug and mousemat. Although they came in useful.

- My grandparents gave me Lynx deoderant for xmas. Bear in mind I'm female.

weemcd

Santa Claus wrote:

On the valentines thing, I brought am ex away to a nice hotel, choccies champagne the lot one valentines day.....only to be called insensitive and have her blub her eyes out because her dog had died on valentines day when she was 6 (How the hell was I mean to know....and ffs that was 20 years ago, get over it woman) !

Hahahaha, theres you spent a sh!t load of cash, thinkin u were guranteed the hole then that.

Fúckin hell, thats harsh.

Did you get her a dog the next year?

Nightwish

my mother got me the "You are what you eat" book as part of my xmas pressie last year. I was highly insulted. Threw it in the bin on xmas day

[Core]

Santa Claus wrote:

On the valentines thing, I brought am ex away to a nice hotel, choccies champagne the lot one valentines day.....only to be called insensitive and have her blub her eyes out because her dog had died on valentines day when she was 6 (How the hell was I mean to know....and ffs that was 20 years ago, get over it woman) !

You should buy a puppy and kill it in front of her.

Tar.Aldarion

some crappy pop/rock cd tbh....'no avril lavigne is not my choice in music dear mother'
'you seemed to like that poster' rofl

Mercury_Tilt

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Nightwish

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

some crappy pop/rock cd tbh....'no avril lavigne is not my choice in music dear mother'
'you seemed to like that poster' rofl

my mother bought me a pink cd cos me and my friend won tickets 2 c her and we went cos we were hammered. cant even remember the concert 'cept that she took off her top at one point............Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tar.Aldarion

Nightwish wrote:

my mother bought me a pink cd cos me and my friend won tickets 2 c her and we went cos we were hammered. cant even remember the concert 'cept that she took off her top at one point............Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

rofl...thank god i didnt get concert tix lol...well maybe if i didnt die from the whining i may have met her ^^

embee

A 24 piece canteen of cutlery. With naff plastic handles with faux "Ming Dynasty" print on them. I gave them to my granny.

Tar.Aldarion

ha great gift,did your granny give it to you?

embee

No, a "friend" thought they'd be just what I needed. For my 17th birthday. It turns out she had won them at a table quiz and I was the unlucky person she offloaded them onto.

Needless to say, we don't talk anymore.

OLDYELLAR

probably when mobile phones first came out and I kept hinting and really wanted one for christmas but instead I got a manicure set and a vanity case full a stuff , I was shattered I wanted a ready to go pack oh so bad!

Thats when I realised womanhood was upon me.

Tar.Aldarion

rofl,a horrible offence to be sure
wtf kinda quiz gives out crockery anyway!?

rainbow kirby

When I was 14... I wanted an N64 with The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Super Mario 64.
I got clothes and a make-up set.
And my little brother got a Playstation with FIFA 99.
There is no emoticon for how I felt that Christmas.

boy1er1990

My Worst present was when i was 17, i got a volkswagen golf, brand new, but i wanted a bora :mad:

but i sold the golf and bought the bora










only joking, it was rum balls

drusilla_rb

a pair of inflatable duck slippers and a little chalkboard. I think she understood how I felt about the ducks (they died soon after :rolleyes: )