...and I sang a song for ireland

StupidLikeAFox · 06-08-2005 11:07am #1

To the tune of Country House by Blur ...

He lives in a house, a very big house,
he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread,has a big mutton head,
he's a culchie.
He doesn't pay tax, he wears dirty kaks,
he's a culchie.
He only shouts,when he's got Foot n Mouth,
he's a culchie.
Its Majors he smokes, he can't tell jokes,
He's a culchie
He doesn't have a shed, he has a barn instead,
He's a culchie
He doesn't notice the smell that we think is hell,
He's a culchie
He drinks Beamish stout, and knocks his neighbours out,
HE'S A CULCHIE

Na na na na

The retaliation is ...

She lives in a flat, a health board flat
she's from Dublin.
wears skanky tracksuits, robs stuff outta Boots
she's from Dublin.
got 3 girls one boy, with daddy in the 'joy
she's from Dublin.
makes ends meet, by begging in the street she's from Dublin.

He lives in a flat, a very small flat,
he's a jackeen
Takes all manner of pills, nicks cash from tills,
he's a jackeen.
He doesn't do a thing, he wears a sovereign ring,
he's a jackeen.
His sisters is worse, she keeps spare knickers in her purse,
she's a jackeen."

And yet another verse ...

She's married to her brother and her sister is her mother,
she's a culchie.
Wears wellies into town and her fingernails are brown,
she's a culchie.
She's four foot five and she's very very wide, she's a culchie.
Has only one t!t and she smells of sh!t
she's a culchie.

.. One more ...

She comes from Killiney, drinks bottles of Heine,
she's a southsider.
She drives dad's beamer, her mom's got a cleaner,
she's a southsider.
You won't get a ride, she's got too much pride, she's a southsider.
Manicured toes and a cocaine nose,
she's a southsider.