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Stevie!!

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  • #2
    kittenkiller
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    I've been awake too long.
    It took me quite a while to get it.
    Did get it eventually though.
    Go me!


  • #3
    MooShop
    Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    lol, thats cruel, but cant help laughing


  • #4
    TerrorFirmer
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    I too let a chuckle slip....not very nice taste though


  • #5
    Maximilian
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    Then there's my fav Stevie joke:

    Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Xmas from a friend; meets friend a couple of weeks later, friend says: like your present? Stevie says: Man, that was the most violent book i ever read!!!


  • #6
    joejoem
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    And the penny drops.........


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  • #7
    MooShop
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    who's that in your sig joejoem??


  • #8
    Basq
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    MooShop wrote:
    who's that in your sig joejoem??
    I could be wrong but it looks like Eva Mendes..!

    PURR!!


  • #9
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    You could have been wrong, but your not! Just as long as you let sparky know that she is much better looking than the hobbit he has on his sig, whats her name Frodo Cutherbert or something??


  • #10
    delrun
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    lol :D


  • #11
    Tobias Greeshman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    I know I shouldn't laugh but I did, and that cheese grater joke, brilliant (yet so wrong) :D


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  • #12
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Cheese grater joke was better :)

    And Joejem, what happened to your sig? Where is she gone?
    Also, Sparkys' girl is nicer too.. muhah.


  • #13
    Frank Drebin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Frank Drebin


    Went over my head.... Please explain!


  • #14
    IceHawk
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭IceHawk


    Went over my head.... Please explain!

    Don't know how much to explain here...

    Stevie wonder is blind, so the menu was written in braille


  • #15
    Frank Drebin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Frank Drebin


    IceHawk wrote:
    Don't know how much to explain here...

    Stevie wonder is blind, so the menu was written in braille

    Oh!!! OK!

    Thats brail.....
    I thought it was just a bad quality picture.
    I laughed more at my own stupidity than the joke!


  • #16
    tallus
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    Maximilian wrote:
    http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/5729/11978kd.jpg
    /me wipes the tears away !!!!!!!!!! f*cking hillarious LOL


  • #17
    stuey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭stuey


    tallus wrote:
    /me wipes the tears away !!!!!!!!!! f*cking hillarious LOL


    oh god im in tears, i needed that luagh


  • #18
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    More Stevie:

    Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?"

    Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way, how is the golf?"

    "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I/m still making a bit of money. I have some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now."

    "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie.

    "You play golf!?" asks Jack.

    Stevie says, "Yes, I have been playing for years."

    "But I thought you were blind; how can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks.

    "I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. When I get to where the ball has landed, the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie.

    "But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wondered.

    "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."

    Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"

    "Well, I play off scratch," Stevie assures Jack.

    Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime."

    Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."

    Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"

    "I don't care - any night next week is OK with me."



    Plus, not really a joke as such but I like it:


    From the Washington Post, 3/6/02, page C3:

    Here's a vignette we're dying to see on the ABC broadcast of Sunday's Ford's Theatre Presidential Gala: When Stevie Wonder sat down at the keyboard center stage, President Bush in the front row got very excited. He smiled and started waving at Wonder, who understandably did not respond. After a moment Bush realized his mistake and slowly dropped the errant hand back to his lap. "I know I shouldn't have," a witness told us yesterday, "but I started laughing."

    -- April 25, 2002


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