Ok boys... what makes a GIRL hot??

star_in_girl

koneko wrote:

Oh dear god.... It's like the bermuda triangle of the internet, sanity comes here to die. MSN/AIM tbh.

thanks we are just making a point that curvy women think they are fat.......tbh

THEZAPPA

yeh dude what star_in_girl said.................for your info!

joejoem

So this is what its like to be a 14 year old girl.

koneko

star_in_girl wrote:

thanks we are just making a point that curvy women think they are fat.......tbh

No, you're chatting with your friend about how she is insecure, and talking about another friend. That's what chat/PM is for.

And for the record I'm no dude.

Johnson

why does ciara think she is fat sh is like a stick honestly!!!!!

Yeah. A big fat stick that no one likes. And is really smelly.

joejoem

A real girl? But you dont talk like a spa????

THEZAPPA

koneko wrote:

No, you're chatting with your friend about how she is insecure, and talking about another friend. That's what chat/PM is for.

And for the record I'm no dude.

well sorry........madam

and joejoem im not 14.................im older than that.........i cant be 14 and be going into 5th year!

star_in_girl

Johnson wrote:

Yeah. A big fat stick that no one likes. And is really smelly.

yeh she thinks that,not our problem!

star_in_girl

joejoem wrote:

A real girl? But you dont talk like a spa????

and your the sarcastic spa!!!!!! :mad:

Johnson

star_in_girl wrote:

yeh she thinks that,not our problem!

That's because you're all fat.

joejoem

THEZAPPA wrote:

well sorry........madam

and joejoem im not 14.................im older than that.........i cant be 14 and be going into 5th year!

Ahem, on this gentle burn I will leave for the day

THEZAPPA wrote:

ha i mean 26th of september...ahhh
im going for two weeks then back to college!

THEZAPPA wrote:

nearly im 19,i dident do 4th year!

koneko

You're got style, kid, I like that. Keep up the good work.

star_in_girl

Johnson wrote:

That's because you're all fat.

REALLY,cose that is something a insecure person would say!

are you sur your not the fat one cose i know im not,so don't ever say that to me!

Johnson

star_in_girl wrote:

REALLY,cose that is something a insecure person would say!

are you sur your not the fat one cose i know im not,so don't ever say that to me!

You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do you?

If you spent more time in the classroom instead of the kitchen maybe you could spell properly.

THEZAPPA

Johnson wrote:

You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do you?

If you spent more time in the classroom instead of the kitchen maybe you could spell properly.

ha ha ha im laughing so much that is so funny,

get a life!

star_in_girl

Johnson wrote:

You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do you?

If you spent more time in the classroom instead of the kitchen maybe you could spell properly.

well for your information...............i dont eat!

im not even going to bother.................loser!

Johnson

THEZAPPA wrote:

ha ha ha im laughing so much that is so funny,

get a life!

652 posts in 18 days. And you tell me to get a life?

Maybe your friend can spell, just her fingers are too fat and just mash the keyboard.

Johnson

star_in_girl wrote:

well for your information...............i dont eat!

im not even going to bother.................loser!

And you're still obese? Jaysus.

star_in_girl

Johnson wrote:

And you're still obese? Jaysus.

mmm.......i can see a future wife beater right in front of me......go and visit the hospital because your a weirdo!

THEZAPPA

Johnson wrote:

652 posts in 18 days. And you tell me to get a life?

Maybe your friend can spell, just her fingers are too fat and just mash the keyboard.

mmm.........whatever!

Johnson

THEZAPPA wrote:

mmm.........whatever!

I am in awe of your debating powers.



Make of that what you will.

(which probably won't be much given your infantile intellect)

Johnson

star_in_girl wrote:

mmm.......i can see a future wife beater right in front of me......go and visit the hospital because your a weirdo!

Your computer screen is a future wife beater?

How would visiting a hospital help someone who is a weirdo? It would be far better for them to visit a psychiatric unit. I hope this isn't the standard of advice you give to your fat friend.

THEZAPPA

Johnson wrote:

I am in awe of your debating powers.



Make of that what you will.

(which probably won't be much given your infantile intellect)

well hun im getting bored of you saying we are fat when in fact you have never seen us............as i have said and i will say again...........get a life!

you dont seem to think twice about calling someone fat,so it seems obvious that you are indead insecure yourself...........

i don't want to waste my time debating against you,so...............whatever!

Johnson

THEZAPPA wrote:

well hun im getting bored of you saying we are fat when in fact you have never seen us............as i have said and i will say again...........get a life!

you dont seem to think twice about calling someone fat,so it seems obvious that you are indead insecure yourself...........

i don't want to waste my time debating against you,so...............whatever!

You said "whatever" the last time, but you've come back. Why is that? You type like a fat lass. That's why I think you're fat.

I'm very secure in myself. I'm fantastic.

star_in_girl

Johnson wrote:

Your computer screen is a future wife beater?

How would visiting a hospital help someone who is a weirdo? It would be far better for them to visit a psychiatric unit. I hope this isn't the standard of advice you give to your fat friend.

your really funny!

did anyone ever tell you that......mmm............NO because your not.......and no one likes a smart arse(especially when they are not smart to begin with)

OLDYELLAR

Ye`re inducing my menopause :rolleyes:

THEZAPPA

and star this is all coming from someone who hasn't even filled out their profile yet! lets go xoxoxox

Johnson

star_in_girl wrote:

your really funny!

did anyone ever tell you that......mmm............NO

No, but people have said "You're really funny" to me.

star_in_girl wrote:

no one likes a smart arse(especially when they are not smart to begin with)

Why would you call someone a smart arse if they weren't smart?

chump

This is gas... can someone summarise the jist of this argument we're having and then I'll butt in

arbeitsscheuer

Johnson wrote:

Why would you call someone a smart arse if they weren't smart?

Eh... He's kinda got ya there girl(s).

And I agree wit chump - this is hilarious!

THEZAPPA

Johnson wrote:

Why would you call someone a smart arse if they weren't smart?

you are TRYING to act like a smart arse,and your not smart(meaning:shut up)

SexyD4Lady

OH MY GOD, SHUT UP.

Johnson

THEZAPPA wrote:

you are TRYING to act like a smart arse,and your not smart(meaning:shut up)

Guess I had better do what you say. You obviously have a watertight argument on your side.


Seriously, I don't try to be smart, it just comes naturally, like eating massive amounts of food does for you.

skywalker

joejoem wrote:

So this is what its like to be a 14 year old girl.

Hehe. I was thinking something similar. I can see a poll going up in AH about whether this is worse (or better) than the abercrombie thread.

snorlax

well im assuming most fellas find a naked chick hot! eg wear nothing at all

skywalker

snorlax wrote:

well im assuming most fellas find a naked chick hot! eg wear nothing at all

Thats just not trying. Its the equivalent of us giving you something shiny/fluffy/pink/sparkly to play with.

the smiley one

Aw they've stopped??!! I was enjoying that!

well...like.....whatever!!!

SexyD4Lady

Jesus. And I thought I was an airhead. I must actually be pretty smart.

grimloch

In a last glorious effort to bring this back on topic....

snorlax wrote:

well im assuming most fellas find a naked chick hot! eg wear nothing at all

Yes, yes I do.

DAEDULUS

lol zappa,your a joke......

Rb

Basically, that tool "THEZAPPA" won't use a pm/chat/messenger because for some reason, they're posting absolute crap in order to like get their post count up....for some retarded reason....
How can someone who's posted like 600 messenges in two weeks or whatever EVER tell someone to get a life!?

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Jesus. And I thought I was an airhead. I must actually be pretty smart.

You're a f*cking brain surgeon compared to either of them!

Johnson wrote:

Your computer screen is a future wife beater?

ROFL

Quite off topic again so...
Not all naked girls are hot!I'd say fat chicks are even worse naked.

arbeitsscheuer

rb_ie wrote:

Basically, that tool "THEZAPPA" won't use a pm/chat/messenger because for some reason, they're posting absolute crap in order to like get their post count up....for some retarded reason....
How can someone who's posted like 600 messenges in two weeks or whatever EVER tell someone to get a life!?

Quite off topic again so...
Not all naked girls are hot!I'd say fat chicks are even worse naked.

Spot on about THEZAPPA... I've a terrible sneaking suspicion that the supposed "friend" star_in_girl" is in fact the same girl. We'll see. Either way, they both post sh*te. And I should know - I've posted a lot of it in my time on boards!

Anyway, altho it's terribly un-PC to say so, I also agree with your "fat chicks are even worse naked" argument. Not all naked girls are hot, as you say.

joejoem

SebtheBum wrote:

Spot on about THEZAPPA... I've a terrible sneaking suspicion that the supposed "friend" star_in_girl" is in fact the same girl.

Hmm you could be right...

joejoen

joejoem wrote:

Hmm you could be right...

Totally dude, I think like whatever, they are soooooo the same

joejoem

joejoen wrote:

Totally dude, I think like whatever, they are soooooo the same

You seem so smart, like oh moy god did you see what Sarah was wearing, talk about love handles! Ugh if I was like that I would totally starve myself like. Your so smart, I wish I was as smart as you. Like.

joejoen

joejoem wrote:

You seem so smart, like oh moy god did you see what Sarah was wearing, talk about love handles! Ugh if I was like that I would totally starve myself like. Your so smart, I wish I was as smart as you. Like.

me too like, I hear she even wears knickers to wesley! And stop like totally whatever like, your like sooooo much smater than me like.

joejoem

joejoen wrote:

me too like, I hear she even wears knickers to wesley! And stop like totally whatever like, your like sooooo much smater than me like.

God I hate her, AND she's poor! Were both smart, hows that!

joejoen

Ok, totally like whatever like. We are sooooooo not the same person!

joejoem

AHEM/ *clears throat.



ok that was allot of loggig in and out, I think I've taken the piss enough. Back on topic - Girls yeah, A sense of style and individuality are very important for me. I like a girl that dress's up, that wears big sunglass's, open shirts with big collars, I guess a very confident shapery girl. She musnt give a **** what others think, and look great in a pair of jeans an small top. Brown or black hair, dark skin, brown or green eyes, well spoken and driven. She must also have a take no **** from anybody attitude, be clean (by that I mean even on a hangover day when your lounging on the couch and she is in pjs she still loves to shower etc - you know what I mean) and be active, love outdoors, love holidays, would be nice if she wasnt a big drinker and she liked the gym.

SexyD4Lady

You have amazing taste, JoeJoeM. And I love your conversation with your alter-ego; very, very funny. I wear big sunglasses! What's the turn on with big sunglasses? I have a Armani pair, they're huge, but unfortunately the other day I was having a spot of a tantrum and I ****ed them across the kitchen and now there's a bit missing out of the frame above the right lens. So I'm wearimg my cheapy River Island ones now. They're still cute, though!