me

drunkenfool

People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or
"you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who
models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of
course I'm a model.

Stench Blossoms

Give us a look at you then..

Scraggs

what she said^^^^

The Clown Man

Lol!

BaZmO*

drunkenfool wrote:

of
course I'm a model.

A model for a good slagging as soon as you post your picture!!

B.

LadyJ

This has to be Pighead having a laugh!

drunkenfool

I aint no Pighead, im drunkenfool...
not at home now, post my pic when i get home, but thanks for the attention lady's, I get it all the time, muchos apreciados.
Lots of love going out towards my lady friends, and just want to let you know that im single...

jcoote

your in big **** if u have one pertruding pore on your face mate

Scraggs

"and just want to let you know that im single..."

...and will be for a long time with this attitude! lol sorry couldnt resist

drunkenfool

lets just say that I dont have to wait very long not to be single anymore, if you know what im saying...

Blub2k4

drunkenfool wrote:

lets just say that I dont have to wait very long not to be single anymore, if you know what im saying...

Have credit card..... will travel?

Stench Blossoms

drunkenfool wrote:

lets just say that I dont have to wait very long not to be single anymore, if you know what im saying...

I haven't a clue what your saying.. please explain

jcoote

u gonna go on a date with your ego cos it seems to have a mind of its own

drunkenfool

Blub2k4 wrote:

Have credit card..... will travel?

of course!!!

Zulu

drunkenfool wrote:

People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or
"you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who
models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of
course I'm a model.

Drunkenfool - you rock.
I know how your feel though, I'm sh1t sick of women looking at me like I'm a piece of meat.
I have feeling and stuff aswell.

jcoote

good god whats goin on with blokes thinkin they are gorgeous...hair gel was the worst invention ever

MiamiDancer

Zulu wrote:

Drunkenfool - you rock.
I know how your feel though, I'm sh1t sick of women looking at me like I'm a piece of meat.
I have feeling and stuff aswell.

Zulu i think you should post a pic aswell. Drunkenfool yours better be good cause with an attitude like that youl need looks...

drunkenfool

Zulu wrote:

Drunkenfool - you rock.
I know how your feel though, I'm sh1t sick of women looking at me like I'm a piece of meat.
I have feeling and stuff aswell.

Finally some love in this forum!! Its getting annoying at this stage, can barely dance on the dancefloor without being hogged by annoying girls who think their goodlooking all orange like a tellytubby.

Im not the one who thinks im goodlooking, its all the women who are telling me... what am i supposed to do?

Lola123

drunkenfool wrote:

People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or
"you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who
models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of
course I'm a model.

Does this remind anyone else of Zoolander???

BLUE STEEL!!!

Zulu

MiamiDancer wrote:

Zulu i think you should post a pic aswell. Drunkenfool yours better be good cause with an attitude like that youl need looks...

I'd love to, but my agent would have a fit.

I'd assume Drunkenfool would have problem. That being said, I'll see if I can find some material form an old portfolio that may be posted for free.

drunkenfool

Yeah zulu I totally know what you mean, alot of my work is tied down to legalities and copywrites etc, my agency was telling me the ins and outs but i wasnt really listening...
Im still single by the way...

drunkenfool

Zoolander? No real model likes that film, in destroys everything we as models stand for. Takes the piss out of our lifestyle(which by the way is nothing like it is in real life, i mean come on a petrol fight??) Its really hard work being a model, any model will tell you...

Dizzyblabla

ha ha ha, you're so funny drunkenfool, so you've never actually let us know why you are single? is no girl good enough for you, or did you get dumped for being to arrogant?

drunkenfool

it was kind of a mutual breakup, she was sick of all the attention i was getting and i was sick of all the attention she was getting in ways... Its better off, we're still friends and go out together and all of that, but its better that we're not together. As a couple it was just too much
Going to try and go for a girl that is less attractive then my ex but more personality...

Dizzyblabla

wow, someone soo shallow to appear that they prefer personality??! I'll believe it when I see it!

LadyJ

He just doesn't want to be overshadowed by someone else's beauty.

DublinWriter

drunkenfool wrote:

People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or
"you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who
models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of
course I'm a model.

Which proves my theory about physical attractivness being inversely proportional to depth of personality.

drunkenfool

Dizzyblabla wrote:

wow, someone soo shallow to appear that they prefer personality??! I'll believe it when I see it!

Just because im a model doesnt mean im shallow

Morrigan

You sound really, really good looking, Drunkenfool...In fact I can snse your musky male modelness just from the way you post. You post like a damn good-looking model posts. Do you think you and I could get together after the show?

drunkenfool

Morrigan wrote:

You sound really, really good looking, Drunkenfool...In fact I can snse your musky male modelness just from the way you post. You post like a damn good-looking model posts. Do you think you and I could get together after the show?

whats your stats>?

koneko

That Hansel guy.... he's so hot right now.

Morrigan

drunkenfool wrote:

whats your stats?

Blonde, but not too blonde. Blue eyes. I play beach volleyball for my town in Sweden where I'm originally from. I am a qualified masseuse. Measurements -36-24-36.
And I really like good-looking men.

joejoem

Morrigan wrote:

Blonde, but not too blonde. Blue eyes. I play beach volleyball for my town in Sweden where I'm originally from. I am a qualified masseuse. Measurements -36-24-36.
And I really like good-looking men.

Prepare for the onslaught of pm's


/EDIT

Morrigan wrote:

And I really like good-looking men.

Just read this bit, I guess you will only get one from this site so

Dizzyblabla

ha ha ha, I'm lovin' this... hilarious, this should all go into the humour forum...

Morrigan

joejoem wrote:

Just read this bit, I guess you will only get one from this site so

Would that be from you by any chance Joejoem? You're posting style exudes the dizzying heights of good-lookingness...

scargill

I know why there is no photos......

Matilda: Derek, I don't know if you're familiar with the belief that some aboriginal tribes hold. It's the concept that a photo might steal a part of your soul. What are your thoughts on that if someone gets his picture taken for a living?

Zoolander: Well I guess I would have to answer your question with another question. How many abo-diginals do you see modeling?

LadyJ

Lol,did you like my ugugilly?

grimloch

I demand photographic evidence of this, although odds are a fake picture will be produced if past experiences are anything to go by.

dar83

You know, I'm 100% hetero, never had a homosexual thought in my life, but......

Drunkenfool must be damn sexy, I think I might even find him a hint attractive.

You go! You sexy Drunk Fool you!

drunkenfool

dar83 wrote:

You know, I'm 100% hetero, never had a homosexual thought in my life, but......

Drunkenfool must be damn sexy, I think I might even find him a hint attractive.

You go! You sexy Drunk Fool you!

I have been known you know to be drunk, foolish AND extremely goodlooking in the one night you know, i was the talk of the town for awhile. However, i was told that drink makes you age faster, so i stopped straight away, well for awhile anyway. Its theses model parties, its so hard not to get totally wasted!!

grimloch

drunkenfool wrote:

I have been known you know to be drunk, foolish AND extremely goodlooking in the one night you know, i was the talk of the town for awhile. However, i was told that drink makes you age faster, so i stopped straight away, well for awhile anyway. Its theses model parties, its so hard not to get totally wasted!!

*cough* a photo of yourself please? I want a sample.

Femelade

i think you might look like a.....a........troll!

drunkenfool

Femmy wrote:

i think you might look like a.....a........troll!

Ive been told i have troll like features, but in a very good way.

femmy is that your steet name?

joejoem

drunkenfool wrote:

femmy is that your steet name?

I belive its a product made by Tampax

drunkenfool

you know we love you femmy. whats your stats, and i mean measurements

Lola123

drunkenfool wrote:

Zoolander? No real model likes that film, in destroys everything we as models stand for. Takes the piss out of our lifestyle(which by the way is nothing like it is in real life, i mean come on a petrol fight??) Its really hard work being a model, any model will tell you...

Yeah, I know. I have a few friends who are models. But they don't act as though they're god's gift to the world!! AND if you can't laugh at yourself and have to promote the fact that you're a model, you obviously don't have a lot else going for you.

joejoem

I think some people have missed the humour in this thread

Lola123

koneko wrote:

That Hansel guy.... he's so hot right now.

lol. but not as hot as derek zoolander!!

Lola123

joejoem wrote:

I think some people have missed the humour in this thread

nothing's funny when ur this hungover!! AND in work.

Dizzyblabla

Lola123 wrote:

nothing's funny when ur this hungover!! AND in work.

It should make thw whole lot even funnier!, imagine if you weren't out on the piss last night, what fun would that have been? and if you have no job to pay for all the alcohol?? So you come into work, you get free internet access and you can read funny posts about guys thinking they are gods gift to women, and we respond, all looking for made up stats etc... hilarious!!

Zulu

Dizzyblabla wrote:

It should make thw whole lot even funnier!

...you've never really been hungover in work then, have you?

My sympahties Lola123. Toast and tea; toast and tea.