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drunkenfool

Raiser wrote:

Zulu and Drunken Fool have both sent me Private Messages in the past asking to be invited to charity walk-offs or fundraisers for deliterate kids.

The only reason I'm posting here is in case some of those deliterate kids have asked someone to read them this thread. I don't want their heroes to just turn out to be two losers from a message board with second rate cheekbones and a flabby six-pack.

Somebody please think of the kids.....

I'm clearly the victim here, I'm already getting suggestive PM's with graphic pictures from every sex-crazed girl on the boards and my schedules all messed up - Paris is going to be nearly an hour late.

2nd rate cheek bone? haha! You make me laugh, I hate it when i laugh, get more wrinkles. Your a dead model catwalking, as model murderers say.
As for paris, its so cliche, so early 80s. No real model goes to paris to do shows anymore, Milan is the true gem of European fashion. So, you go, go to Paris, be the laughing stock of the industry...im trying not to laugh already! Looking forward to wrinkle increasing when i see your plastic face in the mud. haha!! touche

Le Rack

well said coote!
And yeah fool boy I have tits, big firm supple tits, fellas go mad for em don't you know!
Gawd why does no one understand sarcasm these days! And I meant about your reply to my last post fool not about my tits!

Le Rack

drunkenfool wrote:

2nd rate cheek bone? haha! You make me laugh, I hate it when i laugh, get more wrinkles. Your a dead model catwalking, as model murderers say.
As for paris, its so cliche, so early 80s. No real model goes to paris to do shows anymore, Milan is the true gem of European fashion. So, you go, go to Paris, be the laughing stock of the industry...im trying not to laugh already! Looking forward to wrinkle increasing when i see your plastic face in the mud. haha!! touche

I believe he was talking about Paris Hilton, get glasses or contacts, squinting gives you wrinkles!

drunkenfool

Le Rack wrote:

well said coote!
And yeah fool boy I have tits, big firm supple tits, fellas go mad for em don't you know!
Gawd why does no one understand sarcasm these days! And I meant about your reply to my last post fool not about my tits!

wtf who said anything about your tits? dont flatter yourself...

Zulu

jcoote wrote:

oh right thats why zulu works alongside disabled kids cos he'd look ugly beside an average kid...i see nice one

Me, ugly, that's a laugh. I happen to have an award winning smile.
You come across as a very bitter person, you should head to Anguilla for a few months, I find it a great getaway spot. Try to cheer up though.

Raiser

drunkenfool wrote:

2nd rate cheek bone? haha! You make me laugh, I hate it when i laugh, get more wrinkles. Your a dead model catwalking, as model murderers say.
As for paris, its so cliche, so early 80s. No real model goes to paris to do shows anymore, Milan is the true gem of European fashion. So, you go, go to Paris, be the laughing stock of the industry...im trying not to laugh already! Looking forward to wrinkle increasing when i see your plastic face in the mud. haha!! touche

I was busy gazing piercingly into the distance in preparation for my Paris Shoot when I saw this Drunkenfool..... Paris is cliche? Model murder? You've provoked me into posting one of your PMs.....

Everyone, I have proof:

drunkenfool wrote:

Hi Raiser, you think I could tag along to the Model agency with you on Monday morning, my Mum says I am drop dead gorgeous and my aunt says I'm a catch. Also my friend Zulu from McDonalds in Ballyhaunis was wondering if he could meet Kate Moss sometime. Drunkenfool
P.S. Any model tips on how to get chewing gum out of perfect hair?

.

Le Rack

drunkenfool wrote:

wtf who said anything about your tits? dont flatter yourself...

you did, okay you meant the torture rack well I dont.
well come on what do we google for these orgasmic pics? or are you gonna just post em for us?

Lola123

drunkenfool wrote:

Yeah i guess i could try to manage that. Cause i remember seeing thoses models from beneton, and we laughed at them because they were so damn ugly we call them "WAMs", but anther model friend told me that they are a unique new type of model going for the "ugly but nice" look. So i suppose i could look at thoses children as potential beneton models... that could work for me. Do they read good?

WEll if they don't read good u could maybe build them a school....
"the drunkenfool school for kids who can't read good".

drunkenfool

Lola123 wrote:

WEll if they don't read good u could maybe build them a school....
"the drunkenfool school for kids who can't read good".

How can kids learn to read if they cant even get into the BUILDING?? WHAT IS THIS A SCHOOL FOR KIDS WHO CANT READ GOOD FOR ANTS??

drunkenfool

Le Rack wrote:

you did, okay you meant the torture rack well I dont.
well come on what do we google for these orgasmic pics? or are you gonna just post em for us?

if your "le rack" is so good, maybe you could join my entorage?

Zulu

That's slander Raiser and you know it...

Raiser wrote:

I'm going to be slandorus and make up quotes about you from drunkenfool. ...oh and by the way I loved you in the Armani Fiji shoot. You really captured the vibe. What a guy.

Le Rack

where the hell did the size of the building come into, gosh the corset must be cutting of the air supply to your brain!

Le Rack

drunkenfool wrote:

if your "le rack" is so good, maybe you could join my entorage?

do what now?

Zulu

drunkenfool wrote:

How can kids learn to read if they cant even get into the BUILDING?? WHAT IS THIS A SCHOOL FOR KIDS WHO CANT READ GOOD FOR ANTS??

IT WOULD HAVE TO BE AT LEAST TWICE THE SIZE!!!

drunkenfool

Zulu wrote:

That's slander Raiser and you know it...

You speak the truth, i also liked your work in the Armani Fiji shoot, its a great location dont you think? You can really play with the surroundings.

Le Rack

anyone else notice how these two are so quick to brag about themselves in threads but yet have "no additional information" in either of their profiles?

LadyJ

Le Rack wrote:

anyone else notice how these two are so quick to brag about themselves in threads but yet have "no additional information" in either of their profiles?

Oh ye of little faith! Can't you see these guys are oozing with good lookingness!

Le Rack

yeah oozing so much its making me sick!

Zulu

LadyJ wrote:

Oh ye of little faith! Can't you see these guys are oozing with good lookingness!

It's obvious you know what you're talking about. Some people here are really bitter though, it's a shame.

Le Rack

Zulu wrote:

It's obvious you know what you're talking about. Some people here are really bitter though, it's a shame.

It's obvious you don't know what sarcasm is!

LadyJ

Zulu wrote:

It's obvious you know what you're talking about. Some people here are really bitter though, it's a shame.

It's hard for some people (uglies) to understand what it's like for the really really ridiculously good-looking people.

Le Rack

well if you all wear shoes like that I can see how you'd be looking down your nose upon everyone else

Raiser

The mistake that Drunkenfool and Zulu made was to let their "good" looks go to their heads. Nobody likes people who are that fond of themselves.

Woman have told me that their ovaries tingle when I enter the room. A bus-load of women once asked to be group-fertilsed en masse by me in the hope of starting a new good-looking civilisation on Rathlin Island; But I'm still ME

I know women want me and that this makes men hate me/want to be me....But this does not stop me from attending charity lunches or signing text-books for deliterate kids in affganystan.

Leave me alone now, I just want to help people decide which €3000 sweater to buy - I never asked to be an ethical/moral/lifestyle/appearance God/Guru.

jcoote

Le Rack wrote:

well if you all wear shoes like that I can see how you'd be looking down your nose upon everyone else

brilliant rack !!! (i mean brilliant statement le rack not brilliant rack le rack,although it is a great rack u have)

so anyway i'm not serious i'm takin the piss since the thread started.

Le Rack

Raiser wrote:

The mistake that Drunkenfool and Zulu made was to let their "good" looks go to their heads. Nobody likes people who are that fond of themselves.

Woman have told me that their ovaries tingle when I enter the room. A bus-load of women once asked to be group-fertilsed en masse by me in the hope of starting a new good-looking civilisation on Rathlin Island; But I'm still ME

I know women want me and that this makes men hate me/want to be me....But this does not stop me from attending charity lunches or signing text-books for deliterate kids in affganystan.

Leave me alone now, I just want to help people decide which €3000 sweater to buy - I never asked to be an ethical/moral/lifestyle/appearance God/Guru.

If thats directed at me, I was talking to LadyJ

Le Rack

hey coote, nice lunch?

Yeah, and anyway, only the likes of prostitutes and "models" would be able to walk in them without breaking their necks...

LadyJ

Le Rack wrote:

hey coote, nice lunch?

Yeah, and anyway, only the likes of prostitutes and "models" would be able to walk in them without breaking their necks...

Nah,I'd reckon hookers don't bother with shoes and socks,quicker that way!

As for the shoe,it's not my shoe! Oh no no! It's the shoe of another ridiculously good-looking person.

Le Rack

also, she's a lady?
So how long did it take him to come out of the closet and have the op?

jcoote

lovely lunch thanx.i how do you boys walk in them shoes man...fair enough ladyj is a lady but the zulu and the other fella...theres talent there folks

Dizzyblabla

jcoote wrote:

so anyway i'm not serious i'm takin the piss since the thread started.

and everyone else is being serious?! heh heh heh, I went away for a few hours and came back, it's still funny!

LadyJ

Le Rack wrote:

also, she's a lady?
So how long did it take him to come out of the closet and have the op?

LeRack,what are you implying?
My le boobs are 100% real. No op required! So le there!

Le Rack

I wasn't talking abuot you, you said it was the shoe "of another ridiculously good-looking person" so I enquiring about them. emm, so le there

jcoote

Dizzyblabla wrote:

and everyone else is being serious?! heh heh heh, I went away for a few hours and came back, it's still funny!

yeah its amazing how insecure these guys are...they come on oh yeah i'm the best thing since sliced bread and as soon as u question it them the retort with the typical 'oh your just jealous' thing...great fun.... i love winnin

Endurance Man

Im having a hard time working out whether this guy is just playing with us?? Could sum1 explain :rolleyes: . Did he really start a thread about how good looking he is....................... no, has to be a joke , or is it??? Sum1 explain

LadyJ

Endurance Man wrote:

Im having a hard time working out whether this guy is just playing with?? Could sum1 explain :rolleyes: . Did he really start a thread about how good looking he is....................... no, has to be a joke , or is it??? Sum1 clarify

Jesus man,read the thread! :rolleyes:

jcoote

he did i think he was just takin the piss but maybe the negative response sent him on a defensive downward spiral because he was losing faith in his looks so he went to consult his mirror

Endurance Man

Jesus man,read the thread!

Iv read every post, i think im just a bit slow on the uptake . So is he for real? Couldnt be :eek:

drunkenfool

jcoote wrote:

yeah its amazing how insecure these guys are...they come on oh yeah i'm the best thing since sliced bread and as soon as u question it them the retort with the typical 'oh your just jealous' thing...great fun.... i love winnin

hah winning, you think its just one big game of cat and mouse dont you.

Raiser

LadyJ wrote:

Raiser, I am as nimble as I am willing, transform me from bring a simple Irish Catholic girl into a red-carpet diva/Hello magazine Mummy

Dizzyblabla wrote:

Ode To Raiser
I am the string and you are my bow.
Lets unleash arrows whereupon we go.
You have the looks and I have the devotion,
Take ME to Paris, away, cross the ocean.

Stop, STOP, enough of the love letters and powtry, I just want everything to be like it was yesterday. I have all the adulation I need from my makeup artist, shoe-horn personnel and wardrobe girls.

You are all crowding me, I'm like an amfiby-in trying to breathe despite all this attention.

drunkenfool

Theres nothing funny about this thread, apart from 20 model bashing jealous freaks, attempting to lower mine and zulu's model ego, never going to happen ladies, keep on dreaming....
you know model bashing is illegal you know....

jcoote

no i don't but what else have u to say drunkenfool...i think all know u are taking the piss because u don't have a pic to back it up

Dizzyblabla

wow, I never knew I was a poet!! go me!!

jcoote

drunkenfool wrote:

Theres nothing funny about this thread, apart from 20 model bashing jealous freaks, attempting to lower mine and zulu's model ego, never going to happen ladies, keep on dreaming....
you know model bashing is illegal you know....

u said model 3 times in that reply...is that all u have in your life...aw poor u

model bashing LOL

LadyJ

You shouldn't need to see to believe people!

jcoote

in an average case we wouldn't but this guy claims to be better than he is and told us we'd have a pic last night and is constantly bringing up other peoples faults cause he can't come up with the goods

LadyJ

Raiser wrote:

Stop, STOP, enough of the love letters and powtry, I just want everything to be like it was yesterday. I have all the adulation I need from my makeup artist, shoe-horn personnel and wardrobe girls.

You are all crowding me, I'm like an amfiby-in trying to breathe despite all this attention.

Once again more slander! Also,I can spell better than that!

Raiser,what would I need your kind for? I'm far too ridiculously good-looking to give a wannabe like you a second glance!

Le Rack

the scientific mind, always needs proof of a "theory", and well as is clear from this thread you "beautiful people" are too blond or have used too much peroxide to see your own stupidity and to realise where we are coming from with our demand for photographic evidence!

LadyJ

Le Rack wrote:

the scientific mind, always needs proof of a "theory", and well as is clear from this thread you "beautiful people" are too blond or have used too much peroxide to see your own stupidity and to realise where we are coming from with our demand for photographic evidence!

This is outrageous! I'm a brunette! :eek:

drunkenfool

jcoote wrote:

u said model 3 times in that reply...is that all u have in your life...aw poor u

model bashing LOL

well thanks for analysing me down to the inch, ill take that as a firm complement towards my goodlookingness ,you really want to be more like me dont you. I can totally read it from your posts, you said u 3 times in your last post, u meaning me.... hmmm do you really love me that much.
Well now i know your not a model basher. So i wont have to report you to the FBI-model bashing department

Le Rack

LadyJ wrote:

This is outrageous! I'm a brunette! :eek:

by choice?