Your Teams Best Chants?

Seaneh

What's the best chant you know for the team you support.
Here at athlone we have quite a few and not all of them are repeatable in the presence of ladies.

I'll get us started with a chant that graced the hallowed grounds of St. Mels park many a winter night a few years back and I'm sure many away fans would even remember it.


"Who needs cantona... We've got ROD DE KHORS!

and allso the legendary chant just for our neighbours.

"your father is your brother,
your sister is your mother,
Your shagging oneanother,
you're a longford family,
your mam and your dad,
your dad and your gran,
your nothing but some inbred longford scum"

Sang to the tune of the adams family.
all in good fun ofcourse.

also sang at flancare and "did you lock your caravan" and many more.

Oh yeah and who could forget...


"oooooooooh we hate sligo, and we hate sligo, we hate sligo and we hate sligo, he hate sligo and we hate sligo, because, we, are, sligo, haters"


the last one is sang by just about every first division club.

applehunter

I always enjoy singing the "Banks" after a good result. Only about 1/2 the people know the verses but everybody joins in for the chorus with our hands in the air.

'Tis mighty stuff on certain nights.

Chong

Same old Arsenal always cheating.

jem

Banner at Anfield trophy room-
For those watching in blue & white this is what a european cup looks like followed by a picture of the EC.

YeatsCounty

Seaneh wrote:

Oh yeah and who could forget...


"oooooooooh we hate sligo, and we hate sligo, we hate sligo and we hate sligo, he hate sligo and we hate sligo, because, we, are, sligo, haters"


the last one is sang by just about every first division club.

It's because we're just so damn good (last five games notwithstanding), isn't it?

I can't recall any good SRFC chants......

Third_Echelon

If you remember Daniel Amokachi, who used to play for Everton in the mid 90's. Very strong, Nigerian international...

The chant from the stands went something like:

He's big, he's black
He'll fit 5 in the back
He's Amo-taxi
Amo-taxi

slightly racist, but funny all the same

ianomccabe

one of the funniest was at the merseyside derby a few years ago about duncan ferguson

"in for a weekend out for a month,
in for a weekend out for a month,
in for a weekend out for a month,
Duncan is a tampon"

_blank_

Brian Kerr is a w@nker
He wears a w@ankers hat
When Jayo went to Poland
He didn't fancy that.
He played an English b@stard
But Clinton couldn't score.
He's just a Pat's kn@cker
Fu(k off to Inchicore

is one of the good ones

I also love our version of The Red Flag, and the

Drum & Handclap in the background "BOM-bom-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom
BOM-bom-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom BOM-bom-bom-bom
BOM-BOM-BOM"
Chanting - Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-oooh-ooooh"
Classic!
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-oooh-ooooh

growler

"you can stick your va va voom up your @rse,
you can stick your va va voom up your @rse,
you can stick your va va voom, stick your va va voom

you can stick your va va voom up your @rse"

repeat X 20


to scousers :
your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
you can't get a job coz your so fecking thick

in your liverpool slums

plenty more verses to that

Necronomicon

He came from Urugayyy......................
He made the scousers cryyyyyyy..............

Pepe LeFrits

Double, double, double
Sol Campbell has won the double
And the c*nts down the Lane
Have won f*ck all again
And Sol Campbell has won the double.



Oh Giggsy!
He went 'round Dave and Sol!
He missed the open goal!
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...
Oh Giggsy, Whoa...



Young darren anderton
ur just a young darren anderton
Young darren anderton
ur just a young darren anderton




We'll be running round tottenham
with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round tottenham
with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round tottenham
running round tottenham
running round tottenham
with our willies hanging out

singing
we've got a foreskin
havent you?
singing
we've got a foreskin
havent you?
singing
we've got a foreskin
we've got a foreskin
we've got a foreskin
havent you?

okay, that one was a little odd...

Seaneh

Anti-semite! (hahaha, funneh!)

KevIRL

2 of the best I've heard

Few years ago when Ipswich were last place in the premier and Leeds were just above the relegation places. Game at Portman Road between the sides

Leeds Fans - "Goin down, goin down, goin down"

Ipswich Fans - "So are we, so are we, so are we"

Then Hibs V Motherwell with Andy Goram playing on goal for Motherwell, earlier in the week it was in the papers he had been diagnosed with a mild form of psyciophrneia (Sp?). He was on the goal in front of the Hibs end. Cue the Hibs fans

"There's only 2 Andy Gorams, Theres only 2 Andy Gorams....."

HashSlinging

oh i do like to be beside the sea-side... bray wanderers

therecklessone

My old man said be an Arsenal fan,
I said "F*ck off, b*llocks you're a c*nt",
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every c*nts a runner,
That’s what I told my old man


We don’t need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal


Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the Halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the Halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the Halfway line

MrJoeSoap

"He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack, Oh Kanu..."

- Not sure who sang it, not exactly accurate either.

"Lets talk about Cesc baby"

- Arsenal fans on Fabregas

applehunter

seansouth wrote:

Brian Kerr is a w@nker
He wears a w@ankers hat
When Jayo went to Poland
He didn't fancy that.
He played an English b@stard
But Clinton couldn't score.
He's just a Pat's kn@cker
Fu(k off to Inchicore

Thats controversial, but after the comments Kerr gave after the Bohs match it brings a smile to my cheeks.

Thanx 4 The Fish

1-0 down
2-1 up
Michael Owen won the cup
With a top class Paddy pass gave the lad the ball
Poor old arsenal won f*ck all

And the best ever...

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When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
You'll never walk alone.

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Fields of anfield road

Outside the Shankly Gates ,
I heard a Kopite calling,
Shankly they have taken you away ,
But you left a great eleven,
Before you went to heaven ,
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

All round the Fields of Anfield Road,
Where once we watched the King Kenny play,
We had Heighway on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing ,
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

Outside the Paisley Gates,
I heard a Kopite calling,
Paisley they have taken you away,
You led the great 11,
Back in Rome in 77,
And the redmen they are still playing the same way.

All round the Fields of Anfield Road,
Where once we watched the King Kenny play,
We had Heighway on the wing ,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

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BTW just because people are quoting songs they may have heard someplace does not mean that they can flout the rules.

PHB

Two favorite songs:


You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer.
You make me happy when skies are gray.
Alan Shearer may be dearer,
But please don't take my Solskjaer away!

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"We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North
We hate the Scousers
the Cockneys of course [Sometimes sang And city of course]
And Leeds!

"We are United without any doubt
We are the Manchester boys
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na."

kensutz

The oldest football chant in history:

Kick It Off
Throw It In
Have A Little Scrimmage
Keep It Low
Splendid Rush
Bravo Win Or Die
On The Ball City
Never Mind The Danger
Steady On, Now's Your Chance
Hurrah We Scored A Goal.
City, City, City

*sung to Arsenal fans after being knocked out by Bayern Munich

If you beat Bayern Munich clap your hands.....

*sung to Chelsea

You're run by a russian crook, we're run by a super cook...

*Chelsea to us

You're run by a drunken bítch, we're run by Abrahmovic

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the árse of a cow
I'd fly over Ipswich tomorrow
And shít on the bástards below, below
Sh*t on, Sh*t on, Sh*t on, the b*stards below below

to the tune of always look on the bright side of life... to scum fans

Always shít on the old blue and white, do doo do doo.....

Poor grounds:

Our garden shed (Our garden shed)
Is bigger than this (Is bigger than this)
Our garden shed is bigger than this....
And so is my treehouse...
Our garden shed is bigger than this

Come on, lets be havin you
come on, lets be havin you
come on, lets be havin you
come on, lets be havin you

Portman Road is falling down, falling down, falling down,
Portman Road is falling down,
It's a shíthole
Build it up with yellow and green, yellow and green, ............

kensutz

I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys!
I-o I-o we are the Norwich boys
and if you are an Ipswich fan
surrender or you'll die,
We all follow the City!

We love you Paul McVeigh
And if it's quite all right
We love you Paul McVeigh
Despite your lack of height
We love you Paul McVeigh
You cross the ball and we score

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea.
Oh I do like to walk along the prom,prom,prom
where the brass band plays
f**k off West Brom, West Brom, West Brom

When i was young i had some sense,
I bought a grenade for fifty pence,
I took it down to portman road,
and how i laughed when the f****r exploded

I like to go a wandering
Along the cliffs of Dover
And if I see an Ipswich fan
I'll kick the b*st*rd over
And over
I'll kick that b*st*rd over

E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up the football league we go
when we win the title
this is what we'll sing
we are Norwich, super Norwich
Worthy is our King

Youssef:
Well here we go, here we go, here we go
Youseff is better than ju-ni-ni-oooooooooooooooo
Moroccan all over the world !!

applehunter

I prefer the positive chants TBH.

"Same old ??????, always cheating" and the the like are boring.

Anybody got any more "POSITIVE" chants!!!

county

oh manchester,oh manchester
is wonderful,is wonderful
oh manchester is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and united
oh manchester is wonderful
oh mersyside oh mersyside is full of **** is full of ****
oh mersyside is full of ****
its full of ****,****,and more ****
oh mersyside is full of ****
oh elland road,oh elland
is full of sheep,is full of sheep
oh elland road is full of sheep
its full of sheep,sheep and more sheep
oh eeland road is full of sheep
oh brian kidd oh brian kidd is still a manc is still a manc
oh brian kidd is still a manc
he`s ****ing up leeds united
oh brian kidd is still a manc

applehunter

"Same old chant, different words!"

therecklessone

You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who'da believed that you were part of a dream?
Now it all seems light years away

And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see, I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you

Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find
Well I'm finding it hard leavin' your love behind me

And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm findin' it hard to do anything

You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm goin' through
I just can't smile without you..

Courtesy of Barry Manilow and the travelling Yids

therecklessone

Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh
Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh
He comes from Borehamwood
He’s not very f*cking good
Oooh Tim Sherwood, Oooh

Yids again.

RustySpoon

I loved:

knowing me, knowing you....pahars

from the saints fans.

Green_Martian

Vieira Whoa...........
Vieira Whoa...........
He gave Giggsy the Ball
And Arsenal won Fu(kall
Vieira Whoa...........
Vieira Whoa...........

Green_Martian

I meant a man the other day,
He said he saw the the white Pele,
I asked the man him who he was,
He said his name was Wayne Rooney.......
Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......

Or another version after we beat Arsenal last season:

Now as the story goes and it is true,
that arsenal came and they played in blue,
the first was scored from a penalty,
the second was scored by Wayne Rooney.......
Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......Wayne Rooney.......

Third_Echelon

Davie Moyes, Davie Moyes,
Davie, Davie Moyes,
He's got red hair,
but we don't care,
Davie Davie Moyes

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Run run,
Whoever you maybe,
We are the famous EFC,
And we'll Fcuk you up,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous EFC

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"HE'S FAT,HE'S ROUND, HE'S GALLIC
AND HE'S SOUND,GINOLA...GINOLA"
Sung to the tune 'my eyes are dim'

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Who put the ball in the red sh*tes net?
Who put the ball in the red sh*tes net?
Who put the ball in the red sh*tes net?
SUPER KEVIN CAMPBELL
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
Super, Super Kev
SUPER KEVIN CAMPBELL
Sung to the tune 'Skip to my loo'

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His name is Joey Royle,
He's the leader of our team,
He was the greatest centre-forward,
That the world has ever seen,
He scored them from the free-kicks,
And he scored them from the air,
And he's sittin' over there !!!

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Singing Die Die Nicky Nicky Die,
Singing Die DieNicky Nicky Die.
sung to the tune of' she'll will be comin round the
mountain ' or some say 'aye, aye ippy' -> Referring to Nicky Barmby after his defection to the other team in Liverpool

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Third_Echelon

Oh Oh The Steven Gerrard

You Put Your Transfer In, Your Transfer Out,
In, Out, In, Out, You Shake It All About,
You Do The Steven Gerrard And **** The Club About,
Thats What It's All About !

Sung To The Tune Of The ( 'Okie Cokie' )

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Who put the ball in the redsh*te's net?
Who put the ball in the redsh*te's net?
Who put the ball in the redsh*te's net?

Super Lee Carsley.

Super, Super Lee, Super, Super Lee, Super, Super Lee

Super Lee Carsley.

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This one is actually genius:

KOP AID 2004

It's Christmas time,

And the redsh*te are so afraid,
It's Christmas time,
Not enough points from the games they've played,

But in our world of plenty, Rafa spreads no smile of joy,
Throw your arms around a sh*te , At Christmas time,

But say a prayer,

And Pray for the Royal Blues,
At Christmas time,
It's hard when your team win & the redsh*te lose!

There's a world outside your window, and it's a world of redsh*te fear,

Where the only waters flowing, Is a whining Kopite's tears,

And Benitez's mobile ringing was the clanging sound of doom,
Well tonight we thank God it's Moyes, instead of you,

And there won't be many points for them this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw,
Where no pass ever goes, No flick or long ball throws,

Do they know how 3 points feel at all?

(Here's to you)
3 points for everyone
(Here's to them)
Next season v Gillingham

Do they know how 3 points feel at all?

Feed the redsh*te (Let them know how 3 points feel)
Feed the redsh*te (Let them know how 3 points feel)

(Repeat then fade - into oblivion!)

(Sung to tune of The Band Aid Song Feed The World)

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BLAME IT ON TRAORE

Now Djimi unlike Gerrard,
Who practiced in his backyard,
Learned his skills on the disco dancing floor,

When Frog Eyes Saw young Djimi.
Doing his disco shimmy
He signed him as a future redsh*te star!

DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
DON’T BLAME IT ON HAMMAN
DON’T BLAME ON FINNAN
BLAME IT ON TRAORE

HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET
HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET

Now Djimi’s legs get tangled
At Burnley they got mangled
Old Rafa held his head in deep despair

The FA Cup’s not sacred
The trophy cabinets naked
Old Shanks he will be turning in his grave!

DON’T BLAME IT ON BISCAN
DON’T BLAME IT ON HAMMAN
DON’T BLAME ON FINNAN
BLAME IT ON TRAORE

HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET
HE JUST CAN’T HE JUST CAN’T
HE JUST CAN’T CONTROL HIS FEET

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harry kewell's a w*nker
he might as well be single
because his wife is a slag who's gettin shagged by marlon dingle!

(sung to the tune "more, more more")

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His name is Heskey,
he is a showgirl...
with grass in his hair
and his arse up in the air!!! etc etc

Sung to the tune of "Copa Cabana"

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Green_Martian

they sound pretty good

20 Times 20 Times

Glasgow celtic


Bless Them All, Bless Them All!
The Pope & St. Vincent De Paul
**** your King Billy 'cos he's down in hell
And **** your John Knox cos he's down there as well
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Walk On
When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark,
At the end of a storm, there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone...
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Four Leaf Clover

With a four leaf clover on my breast,
And the green and white upon my chest,
It’s such a joy for us to see,
For they play football the Celtic way.

VERSE

It’s been ten years, long time indeed,
We stood with pride and we took defeat,
Our beloved team, our ancient ground,
Has been rebuilt, a club reborn.

CHORUS

McCann he rode the winds of change,
And the things he brought will long remain,
A phoenix rising, a house of steel,
And 60,000 Celtic dreams.

CHORUS

The work is done and the stage is set,
The Celtic dream can now be met,
In a sea of dreams, we’re here today,
Lets sit and watch the Champions play.
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This one is a long one but is sung all the i have oftne sung it start to finsh

Willie Maley

Oh Willie Maley was his name,
He brought some great names to the game,
When he was the boss at Celtic Park.

Taught them how to play football,
He made the greatest of them all,
Gallagher and Quinn have left their mark.

And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay,
They gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay,
And most of the football greats,
Have passed through Parkhead's gates,
All to play football the Glasgow Celtic way.

In '38 there was a show,
And Glasgow was the place to go,
A model of the Tower was football's prize.

England sent four of the best,
They didn't meet with much success,
Because the trophy ended up in Paradise.

And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay,
They gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay,
And most of the football greats,
Have passed through Parkhead's gates,
All to play football the Glasgow Celtic way.

Well Coronation time was here,
Fifty three, that was the year,
Another four from England met their doom.

They said we'll have to try again,
But like before it was in vain,
Because the Cup is in the Parkhead trophy room.

And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay,
They gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay,
And most of the football greats,
Have passed through Parkhead's gates,
All to play football the Glasgow Celtic way.

Well fourteen years had gone and so,
To Portugal we had to go,
To play the team that Italy adored.

Celtic went out to attack,
They won the Big Cup and they brought it back,
The first time it had been on British shores.

And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay,
They gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay,
And most of the football greats,
Have passed through Parkhead's gates,
All to play football the Glasgow Celtic way.

Now 21 years to that day,
With pride, it's our Centenary,
And we're among the honours once again.

Six million pounds the huns did spend,
But Souness found it was in vain,
Because the Celtic are the Champions again.

And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay,
They gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay,
And most of the football greats,
Have passed through Parkhead's gates,
All to play football the Glasgow Celtic way.

THE CELTIC SONG

Hail Hail, the Celts are here,
What the hell do we care,
What the hell do we care,
Hail Hail, the Celts are here,
What the hell do we care now...

For its a grand old team to play for,
For its a grand old team to see,
And if you know the history,
Its enough to make your heart go,
Nine-in-a-row

We don't care what the animals say,
What the hell do we care,
For we only know,
That there's gonna be a show,
And the Glasgow Celtic will be there.

Sure it's the best darn team in Scotland
and the players they are Grand,
"We support the Celtic"
'cos they are the finest in the land.
We'll be there to give the bhoys a cheer
When the League Flag flies,
And the cheers go up 'cos we know the Scottish Cup
is coming home to rest at Paradise.
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The Fields of Athenry

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Micheal they are taking you away
For you stole Trevelyn's corn
So the young might see the morn.
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.

Chorus
Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matter Mary when your free,
Against the Famine and the Crown
I rebelled they ran me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Chorus

By a lonely harbor wall
She watched the last star falling
As that prison ship sailed out against the sky
Sure she'll wait and hope and pray
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

Chorus

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You are my Larsson, my Henrik Larsson,
you make me happy when skies are grey!
We could have Shearer but he's a wanker
so please don't take my Larsson away!

Henrik Larsson,
Henrik Larsson,
Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings
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If you hate the ****in Rangers Clap Your Hands (clap clap clap)
If you hate the ****in Rangers Clap Your Hands (clap clap clap)
If you hate the ****in Rangers, Hate the ****in Rangers
Hate the ****in Rangers clap your hands (clap clap clap)

Singin I'm no a billy i'm a tim (Thank ****)
Singin I'm no a billy i'm a tim (Thank ****)
Singin I'm no a billy, so **** your orange lilly,
I'm no a billy i'm a TIM!

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20 Times 20 Times

O-ver and O-ver, we will follow you,
O-ver and O-ver, we will see you through,
We are Celtic supporters, faithful through and through,
and over and over, we will follow you.

If you go to Germany, you will see us there,
France or Spain its all the same,
We'll go any where,
We'll be there to cheer you,
as you travel round,
you can take us anywhere, we won't let you down.

Chorus

If you go to Lisbon, we'll go once again,
In Zaire you'll find us there calling out your name,
when you need supporting, you will always know,
we'll be right there with you, every where you go.

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more as a remember them really

Green_Martian

BUSBY BOYS
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United

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Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
His favourite card is red,
He sleeps in Wenger's bed
Vieira, Woah-oh ,
Vieira, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,

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YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB
Sign on,
Sign on With hope in your heart,
Cos You'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job

sang to scousers in response to you will never walk alone

Jimboo_Jones

My favourite chant at the City Ground (Forest)

Youve lost that loving feeling,
whooo that loving feeling.

Youve lost that loving feeling,
now its gone, gone, gone
whoo hoooo oooo

and

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
put the Derby on the top
put the leicester in the middle
and we'll burn the f*cking lot

and shouting 'Brian Cloughs Red and White Army' the first match after his death for 20 minutes solid at the start of the second half, in the ABlock....still brings tears to my eyes when I think about it



And displaying our sence of humour on the last day of last season

'Your going down with the Forest, your going down with the forest
Down with the forest, your going down with the forest'

at the Gills fans, who we managed to religate with us on the last day of the season. It did feel so good as they had been giving us loads of p!ss take chants when they thought that they where staying up earlier in the game

'hes big, hes fat
he sent the forest down
Joe Kinner, Joe Kinner'

and

David Platt's a football genius! (as apposed to 'David Platts a f*cking idiot' which we had been singing the rest of the season)

YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB
Sign on,
Sign on With hope in your heart,
Cos You'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job

hummm, we sing it with that, but with these words

'sign on,
sign on, with a pen in your hand
'cause you'll never work again
you'll never work again
sign on, sign on'

at scouses

as well as holding out tenners at yorkshire people who still call us scabs

county wrote:

oh manchester,oh manchester
is wonderful,is wonderful
oh manchester is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and united

The Forest version

Oh Nott-ing-ham, Oh Nott-ing-ham
Is Full of Fun, Is full of Fun
Oh nottingham is full of fuuuunn
Its Full of T!ts fanny and Forest
Oh nottingham is full on Fun.

ErinGoBrath

Heard some fans singing this last week at the Charity Shield. It was around the time Wenger was set to singthe Uruguayan goalkeeper Sebastian Viera...

Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He comes from Uruguay,
He plucks balls out of the sky,
Viera, Woah-oh ,
Viera, Woah-oh-oh-oh

And for the amazing Cesc!

Fabregas, Woah-oh ,
Fabregas, Woah-oh-oh-oh ,
He's only eigthteen,
He's much better then Roy Keane,
Fabregas, Woah-oh ,
Fabregas, Woah-oh-oh-oh

SteM

When Jaap Stam was playing for United it was:

Yip Jap Stam is a big Dutch Man,
He held Ronaldo and he held Zidanne,
He's even shagged Robbie Fowler's Mam,
Jip Japp Japp Stam.


And I'm always up for a few rounds of Eric The King before a match...

We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King,
He's the Leader of our football team,
He's the greatest French Footballer,
That the world has ever seen.

Big Nelly

"And it's High Ho Sheffield Wednesday, no matter where you go now baby, I see your sun is shining, but I won't make a fuss, though it's obvious." - To the tune of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck.

"And it's Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield Wednesday F.C., we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen." - To the tune of 'The Wild Rover.'

"I never felt more like singing the blues, when Wednesday win, United lose, oh Wednesday, you got me singing the blues." - To the tune of 'Singing the Blues.'

"Hark now here, the Wednesday sing, United ran away and we will fight for ever more because of Boxing Day." - To the tune of 'Mary's Boy Child' by Boney M.
"We love you Wednesday, we do. We love you Wednesday, we do. We love you Wednesday, we do. Oh Wednesday, we love you."

"Honolulu Wednesday, where d'you get those eyes? Honolulu Wednesday, in paradise." - To the tune of Honolulu Baby.

"The Wednesday, the Wednesday, the Wednesday" - A favourite chant of the North Stand regulars.

"I love you Wednesday and if it's quite alright,
I love you Wednesday because I'm a Wednesdayite,
I love you Wednesday, trust in me when I say (repeat)"
(To the tune of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Andy Williams)

Jimi-Spandex

Not a Citeh or Sunderland fan but:

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest,
They are better than Adam & the Ants,
Niall Quinn's... disco pants

One for the arse boys

He's bald,
he's ****,
he plays when no-one's fit
Cygan, Cygan

My personal favourite has to be

You are my Solskjaer my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer was f*cking dearer,
So Please don't take my Solskjaer away

yop

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had City on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cos the b@stards ran too fast.

We had joy,
We had fun,
We had Scousers on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cos the b@stards ran too fast.

---

He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals....

---

Oh, Keano's fúcking magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said "I fancy that",
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn cos they're shíte,
He signed for Man United,
'Cos they're fúckin dynamite.

---

Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football.
From St James's down to Highbury I must have seen them all.
But I've never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all.
That big, chunky scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.

He's a football wizard, he plays in white and red.

He's a football wizard, he plays for U-ni-ted.

---

Jimboo_Jones

oh the best chant I heard on TV was when Arse brought on that player who looked dead like Ian Wright.

'Theres only two Ian Wrights'

Dont be at yourself

To the tune of 7 Dwarves' Hi-Ho Song:

HENCHOZ HENCHOZ
HENCHOZ HENCHOZ HENCHOZ
WHEN THEY ATTACK HE'S ALWAYS BACK
HENCHOZ
HENCHOZ HENCHOZ

To the tune of Daddy Cool:
HARRY... HARRY KEWELL...

And this one from when Carra threw the coin back into the crowd:
HE'S SCOUSE
HE'S SOUND
HE'LL TWAT YOU
WITH A POUND
CARRAGHER!

Gileadi

Your just a sh|t team in fulham,
Your just a sh|t team in fulham,
Your just a sh|t team in ful-ham,
Ohh just a sh|t team in fulham

-Fulham to chelsea fans

Tiago whoaoa,tiago whoaoo
he comes from portugal
he hates the arsenal

-chelsea when tiagos about

Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super, super Frank
Super Frankie Lampard

-fairly obvious


Are you tottenham,
Are you tottenham,
Are you tottenham in disguise...
Are you tottenham in dis-guise

was sung against aresenal at teh charity shield,heard it sung by arsenal fans a fair bit also


one from the charity shield which got a laugh out of me was when the arsenal fans sang

Stand up if you hate tottenham,
Stand up if you hate tottenham,
Stand up if you hate tottenham,
Stand up if you hate tottenham

and the whole stadium stood up

Green_Martian

Only heard this once opr twice around OT

He's Red and White
He knew that Leeds were S***e
He's Alan Smith, Alan Smith

Seaneh

"when i was just a boy I ask my mother what would I be?
Will I be athlone, will I be scum? here's what she said to me...
Get your fathers gun and shoot the longford scum,
your athlone till you die, athlone till you die..."

to the ce sara sara(sp?) tune.

WhiteWashMan

i think the funniest chant i ever heard was when i was up in elland road a few years ago watching leeds v bradford.

bradford had already been relegated, leeds were on fire and had stuck 5 past them already.

the leeds fans were all singing 'goodbye to the bradford boys' to the tune of go west.

as one, the entire bradford crowd, about 3000 of them all stood up, waved their hands from right to left, and started singing

so-long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, farewell!

for the first time ever, a bradford team got a standing ovation from a leeds crowd, and man, i nearly pissed myself laughing!

arbeitsscheuer

Jimi-Spandex wrote:

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his arse to his chest,
They are better than Adam & the Ants,
Niall Quinn's... disco pants

That's my fave one as well. Heard it first at the Stadium of Light on the opening day of the 2000/2001 season, travelled up to see Arsenal get a good premiership start.

We didn't, we lost 1-0 and the disco-panted one netted. Still, they're a good bunch, the Weirsiders