My Ex rang me

ando

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled. So I told her to f**k off

TerrorFirmer

LMAO

brilliant

Naos

Hahaha.. Class.
Something to recall in the pub now..

yermandan

Brilliant mate,brilliant

ahhahahhhahahhaha

That one will be used many times,cheers

JackKelly

lmao. thats a great one.

tallus

ando wrote:

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled. So I told her to f**k off

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyrrial

aw.. it''s funny cos it's kinda true.

GreenHell

legend

Morrigan

haha. That's funny coz of how stoopid the bloke is

lazylad

ando wrote:

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled. So I told her to f**k off

good one, if I were you I would have insulted her face. like sayin she has a blobby face and she looks like she is gonna be fat when she gets older. you cant loose with that one, she'll never think she is slim again. No point in askin does my arse look big in this? It might not now, but your face says it will sometime in the future.

chillywilly

its a gudin'!!! Im gonna be the hit of the party!!!lol

jcoote

fantastic

Basq

Fantastic - ha ha!

MrJoeSoap

A classic joke! 5 stars!

TerrorFirmer

This is possibly the best joke ever. I know I've commented on it before, but I had to again. Pure comic gold.

ando

Necronomicon

Great stuff!

Naos

As MobileInfantry, I too have commented on this.

Just gave it 5 stars and look at lazylads reply to it... HEHEHE

philologos

lol :P genius man

Farls

Excellent...lazy lads reply makes it even better though

Maximilian

Great joke however, oddly, not as funny the 452nd time you hear it. How have none of you not heard this already? Been in a coma, lying in a sensory deprivation tank, buried 20 ft underground in a collapsed cave on secluded island?

Sherifu

Maximilian wrote:

Great joke however, oddly, not as funny the 452nd time you hear it. How have none of you not heard this already? Been in a coma, lying in a sensory deprivation tank, buried 20 ft underground in a collapsed cave on secluded island?

busy doin' your ma tbh.

peckerhead

Watching telly?

Maximilian

rkm wrote:

busy doin' your ma tbh.

I hope you closed the coffin after yourself tbh.

Maximilian

peckerhead wrote:

Watching telly?

lol you mean this

Kweiggie

LMFAO (on the outside)...(cryin on the inside, cause it happened to me :rolleyes: )

peckerhead

Cheers Maximilian, have the .wmv on HD, but bugger me if I could find a proper linky on Google...

[P.S. Do you know your name should be spelled with a double 'l'? ]

Kazu

lol class

Stabshauptmann

I love reading this forum at half one cos you never see the punch line comming

Maximilian

peckerhead wrote:

[P.S. Do you know your name should be spelled with a double 'l'? ]

No, its just the one "l". It not the same as "million".

Revalco

lol