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My Ex rang me

ando · 2005-08-14 09:51:12

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now, I'm…

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#32 09-09-2005 11:42pm

WellyJ

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lazylad wrote:

good one, if I were you I would have insulted her face. like sayin she has a blobby face and she looks like she is gonna be fat when she gets older. you cant loose with that one, she'll never think she is slim again. No point in askin does my arse look big in this? It might not now, but your face says it will sometime in the future.

You know its a joke right?

Not a real situation

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#33 10-09-2005 12:11am

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LMAO classic joke

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#34 10-09-2005 11:51pm

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Went down well with me but wife had one of those faces when I read out the joke......

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#35 14-09-2005 9:18pm

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now that's fooookin funny

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