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Oldie but a goodie

  • 15-08-2005 1:54pm
    #1
    swalsh
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    Ian Paisley gets accidentally cyrogenically frozen for 50 years.

    When he wakes up, the first question from his big, angry mouth is: "What the
    hell happened?"

    His doctor comes over and says "Good afternoon Mr. Paisley. You have been
    cryogenically frozen for 50 years, and I have good news and bad news for you."

    To which Iain replies: "Whats the bad news?"

    "Well," says the doc, "Ireland invaded England 25 years ago, Gerry Adams is
    Prime Minister, and Mary McAleese has been crowned Queen."

    "Good grief!" cries Iain. "Whats the GOOD news?"

    "Rangers beat Celtic last night" says his doc, with a smile.


    Ian sits back and smiles."What was the score?"

    His doc turns to him and says:
    "Three goals and ten points to one goal and nine points".


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i like that.. i like it a lot.


  • #3
    yermandan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭yermandan


    quality...


  • #4
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Damn...took me awhile to cop onto that one!


  • #5
    d22ontour
    Registered Users Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭d22ontour


    Very good.


  • #6
    Bamby21
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    thats class!!


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  • #7
    BigEejit
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    hah ... very good :D


  • #8
    Tobias Greeshman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Tobias Greeshman


    Ha Ha!! Brilliant :D


  • #9
    flanzer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Oldie?? That's new to me! Keeling over here I am! Priceless :D


  • #10
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Old but damn funny!

    Another one, Paddy IRA goes to confession. "Father, I have sinned. I blew up the railway line between Belfast and Newry".

    The priest says "Well son, as penance you must do the stations"


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