A University of Love??

kodute · 15-08-2005 4:22pm #1

How many UL students buy pornography?
Now how many UL students would buy a pornography with UL students in it?
So how many UL students would act in said pornography if their anonymity was guaranteed?

Don't worry not a pervert just a Larry Flynt in the making!

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-08-2005 4:25pm

How dare you. Porn is offensive to my people. Grrr

kodute · 15-08-2005 4:27pm

Your a Puritan? Amish? Repressed? C'mon i need to know which UL students im offending directly! :rolleyes:

kaimera · 15-08-2005 4:31pm

hmmm...

have you a website?

GreenHell · 15-08-2005 4:32pm

An Focal page 3 girls are the business.

Peteee · 15-08-2005 4:38pm

Only idiots _buy_ pr0nography, just get it off teh intatweb.

I would however be interested in UL porn. You could have 1st years frolicking in the fountains and what not

kaimera · 15-08-2005 4:40pm

ffs pete. I think you meant to type 1st years not 14 year olds

kodute · 15-08-2005 4:40pm

yeah, and surly postgrad runs into nubile first year in a private library room...

now that would fly like hotcakes!

Nukem · 15-08-2005 4:56pm

EDIT: thread reopened - will be keepin an eye on this thread. We is all mature aren't we:rolleyes:

Nukem

15-08-2005 4:58pm

Ah volunteer away there.

Mr. CooL ICE · 16-08-2005 12:41pm

Lads, kodute just wants to live out some fantasies. Give him a break!

keevita · 17-08-2005 7:33pm

u could set the film in one of the bathrooms in stables or scholars! i've seen.......stuff. alternatively, if your going for a classier fleshfest, how bout using the sports bar bathrooms?? i think we could makes something beautiful...

Zapho · 06-09-2005 5:18pm

Setting the scene is easy, I mean look at Dromroe, thats just asking for cameras! Double bed, en suite bathroom, net connection. Coincidence?

/ME just crossed the line

Mr. CooL ICE · 07-09-2005 9:41am

No, you didnt cross the line, you just gave kodute an idea

kodute · 07-09-2005 9:43am

/me having an fantasy/idea
mmmmmmm....

any volunteers yet? ah hell i might as well pay any actors!

Mr. CooL ICE · 07-09-2005 9:46am

No! It must be voluntary! It must be for the love of porn, not money. Stay true to the underground, man.

Mr. CooL ICE · 20-09-2005 11:07am

How about setting up a stall in the canteen next week? There are lots of fresh first years around, ripe for the picking.

the_obsolete · 22-09-2005 3:33pm

Yes that'll work a treat ben...why not get me to go around to them while you're at it...ask them to have relations with me...gigidy gigidy gig!

Rozie · 23-09-2005 12:17am

Almost none of the UL girls are that attractive! They're all plain lookin'. I wish there were more goth chicks and hippie chicks about.

None of the guys are anything to write home about, either...

I'm so alone o.o

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-09-2005 9:55am

What the hell are you talking about? Are you blind? Theyre feckin amazing! Kodute can confirm this cos he worked with the cameras in ego10 this week, so he was able to see more than me cos im holed up in the library basement, but all i can say is bring on the hot weather!

Nukem · 23-09-2005 10:01am

Ah yes the library talent thread;)
Damn the hot weather

Zapho · 27-09-2005 2:44pm

C'mon Rozie, in fairness the talent around campus this year so far has to be the best its been in a while! I mean damn! <drools>

Its good to be back. Are you still enjoying co-op Ice Hawk?

kaimera · 27-09-2005 2:48pm

rumour was that 65% of those starting this year in UL are !male...

*shrug* can't say I've noticed.

kodute · 27-09-2005 3:05pm

Rozie your talking crap! the women this year are soooo hot, much better than last year.
Keep up the good work girls!

Oh nobody wants to see a porno with goth chicks, it just ends up being a dark, pretentious, vampire flick. :rolleyes:

440Hz · 27-09-2005 3:56pm

won't be making any comment about the girlies... but the guys in college at the mo, (sorry first years) they all look like they are about 12! so... there may as well be no guys!

Mr. CooL ICE · 27-09-2005 4:19pm

Yeah, but arent you a postgrad or something? You shouldnt even be thinking about that! Get back to your research!

440Hz · 27-09-2005 4:27pm

Hmmmm how do you know these things LordC?

Anyhoo... we are human too...do we not deserve some fun... "If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that"

Nukem · 27-09-2005 4:44pm

Ya all the first years look really young and if i here one more bloody 1st year go on about "how drunk i was last night" give it a rest and welcome to college,think they try too hard

I cant even remember my first year of college?

440Hz · 27-09-2005 4:51pm

It was fairly funny last week though... watching them all with the fresher packs.... pot noodles and 'rude things'! But yeah I agree, the 'we are way better drinkers than the old folk' line is starting to get annoying esp as most of em are underage... and what is it with their idea that they have invented/discovered buckfast... hmmmmmm

Zapho · 27-09-2005 6:22pm

My god, I just walked passed a bunch of freshers and I agree, they all look about twelve!
And just to point out it was f*ck the school last night in town, that was just quality! I mean it was skirts galore. I felt like a pervy old man just looking at them (I'm only 20 by the way)

cornbb · 27-09-2005 6:27pm

Zapho wrote:

My god, I just walked passed a bunch of freshers and I agree, they all look about twelve!
And just to point out it was f*ck the school last night in town, that was just quality! I mean it was skirts galore. I felt like a pervy old man just looking at them (I'm only 20 by the way)

Yeah, here here. I've started a postgrad, I feel like I've been here forever. How long can you admire all this first year talent without being considered a perv?

By the way, did ye know postgrads can get free tea and coffee on campus? How sweet is that!!

A University of Love??

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