To the idiot who drives the white 'sound effects' minibus around the Rathmines area

DublinWriter

Dear Idiot,

Yes you - the guy with the white mini-bus who drives around the Rathmines area with the hidden external speaker that lets you plays either the sound effect of horses whinnying or a wolf-whistle.

While you may think that this addition to your vehical puts you up there with the comedy greats, such as Groucho Marx or Buster Keaton, it actually shows you up for what you actually are, a Grade-A Bonafide tit.

Your original intention was probably to liven up what must be a pretty dull and thankless job by being able to make those little noises when you're stuck in traffic on the street.

But now, everytime you make that wolf-whistle noise at groups of confused 16 year-old Spanish students, everyone but them knows it's you and your sad little bus and stare at you with hatred as you try and act innocent at the wheel.

It's not big, it's not clever, and it's certainly not funny.

MrJoeSoap

Sorry, it wont happen again.

BrianD3

Nice rant, do you feel better now that you've gotten that off your chest?

Gatster

There is someone in Swords in a dark green 97 D Laguna with the same 'amusing' accessory. I'm sure all five lads I saw giggling in it on Friday evening were all successful with the ladeeez that night.

dahamsta

I have to confess, I had an ooh-gah horn on one of my cars. Took me years to find one. I only used it on special occasions though?

murphaph

DublinWriter wrote:

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Great post!

slade_x

DublinWriter wrote:

Dear Idiot,


It's not big, it's not clever, and it's certainly not funny.

Its not legal either!

aidan_dunne

Nah, never mind your "sound effects" and "ooh-gah" horns. For real class you can't beat a Dukes Of Hazzard style horn.

Da Da Da Da De De De De Da Da Da Daaaaaa YEEEEEE HAAAWWWWWW!

I remember years and years and years ago a neighbour of mine had one of those in his car. Now that's class for ya!

John R

dahamsta wrote:

I have to confess, I had an ooh-gah horn on one of my cars. Took me years to find one. I only used it on special occasions though?

<<<WHHOOOOSSH>>>


That was the sound effect of all the respect for you being sucked out the window

weemcd

Knew a lad who had a megaphone on his car, it was cool as hell but he was/is a gob****e

dahamsta

John R wrote:

<<<WHHOOOOSSH>>>

That was the sound effect of all the respect for you being sucked out the window

Sounded more like a fake dump valve on a Glanza.