Kerryman and the indians

Lola123

Two Indians and an Kerry man were walking through the woods. All of a sudden
one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard
an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Kerry man was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian
men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If
they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting
for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Kerry man wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied
a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the
local newspaper read.....

logic

read what?

joejoem

Oh your killing me, I thought it would be as good as Jazz Chord!

logic

.......Naked kerryman Run Over By Freight Train!

pdunno

not funny

Funkstard

hahahaha excellent

meditraitor

:d

Lola123

logic wrote:

.......Naked kerryman Run Over By Freight Train!

Thanks!! I sent the joke to a load of mates who all replied with "em, ur stoopid" or some variation of that. I was just trying to create some suspense....

Skitbra

The most obvious punch line in the history of jokes!

Sherifu

to be continued...